The "BIBLE" Guarantees MAY 21 2011 is Judgment day! Ask a question

925 words giving far too much credence to this false phrophet.

It's rather obvious that on May 22 we will be told 'something' did happen but by the magic of God it was hidden from us, this to be followed by more slevering pish.....

You have to admit though it's good fun watching these types head down the slippery slope, convoluting all the way.

May 21 2011 is exactly 8 years after Planet X failed to appear in 2003. My how time flies!

Your God is a false god, living in the lower earthbound heavens. You are being led astray.

what if god doesn't return on my 21? whos gonna bang his bride then?

It is funny that "not one" who has responded on this thread or Ice's threads will even consider that this is true.

The Bible is true and trustworthy and it declares this is fact that judgment begins on May 21 2011.

Yet, many will come here and dismiss this without providing "one ounce" of Biblical evidence.

My question to you is what is "your authority" that this want happen? I would expect some will at the very lease check out the information first,then if you disagree post your reasons instead of promoting your own opinions that are absolute meaningless.

This thread has "all" the links and information for one to consider............

You are a fool!!

Consider what GOD says about man's wisdom:

At that time Jesus answered and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes.(Matthew 11:25)

In that hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight.
(Luke 10:21)

Woe unto you, lawyers! for ye have taken away the key of knowledge: ye entered not in yourselves, and them that were entering in ye hindered.
(Luke 11:52)

And the times of this ignorance God winked at; but now commandeth all men every where to repent:
(Acts 17:30)

For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?
For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe. (1Corinthians 1:19-21)

But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty; (1Corinthians 1:27)

Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
(1Corinthians 3:18-19)

But if our gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost: (2Corinthians 4:3)

Again, what is your authority? Back up what you say with scriptures instead of using your fallible opinion.

You have absolutley no idea what you are talking about and offer nothing of substance.

Pray that God may save you before it is too late...

you will be here 5/22 onwards, right OP? i will offer explanation by way of scriptural reference [for your benefit] disproving the harold camping [or whomever] claims for 5/21. but you must be present to receive your medicine. deal?

Matthew:16
1 The Pharisees also with the Sadducees came, and tempting desired him that he would shew them a sign from heaven.
2 He answered and said unto them, When it is evening, ye say, It will be fair weather: for the sky is red.
3 And in the morning, It will be foul weather to day: for the sky is red and lowering. O ye hypocrites, ye can discern the face of the sky; but can ye not discern the signs of the times?
4 A wicked and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given unto it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas.

Look for truth in the Bible alone..

"IF" I'm here that means I am not one of the elect....it is intresting that from what is gather from the scriptures pertainging to that day it will be a "rolling event" possibily starting near your area (ITZ),you will be the first to experience it.

As far as being on the forum I suspect "everyone" will be too busy trying to survive the day......

Peace

It totally makes me cringe knowing there is a cult of people out there clicking away at the keyboard masturbating to the thoughts of millions of people dieing on cue.

I'm thinking just in case your wrong you should drink the koolaid too.. go ahead be done with it.

Your heaven awaits you..

excellent. looking forward to untangling this unfortunate episode for all concerned - yourself, "ice", and the many wooed by the charm of this numerological gobbledegook using scripture as per preference. see you post 5/21.

agape.

On that day it will be too late to continue "Sounding the Alarm" (EZ:33),GLP will have serve it's purpose...

P.S. This has nothing to do with numerology,do you even know what "numerology is?

too strong a word maybe, please disregard. at any rate, i will begin compiling relevant information for your [and others] perusal following the much anticipated [yet unfortunately miscalculated] event.



ps: numerology = the assigning of esoteric values to numbers and/or combinations thereof with the objective of divining meanings to or nature of things. an occult practice not encouraged by scripture. - compare deuteronomy 18:10

You are correct concerning numerology,however that has "nothing" to do with the Biblical calander.

Again,you have not provided "any" shread of Biblical evidence to dispute what "THE BIBLE" clearly is teaching.
The problem is you have no spiritual decernment to understand God's word which decernment can "only" come from God not man's tainted fallible mind.

The "only" hope for mercy is to cry out to God that he may save you before it is too late..

Peace

This post of yours proves unconditionally you're a blooming idiot and liar.

Please tell me and share on what authority do you come to your conclusion? Mate....

And great retards will come fourth and spew scores of scriptures and other bullshits from their man pleasers.

In these days, people will be overcome with bible thumping zombies speaking of things they know not of. Humor will be forsaken and man will fall further into the mist of absurdities.

WOW!! All I can say is "bravo"!

No such things as Guarantees with the unreliable word of man!!!

My friend from down under,you get around on the May 21 threads.

I will pray for you tonight.

26 days left...............Pray

please be present on GLP post 5/21 where you will receive your scriptural evidences for: [1] the disproving of the harold camping [et al] views concerning biblical chronology, prophecy, etc; and [2] proving the timing of the great tribulation, armageddon, and judgment day is unknowable [and furthermore unnecessary even dangerous to consider such].

as for spiritual discernment, i would claim to have no more than yourself, being a man of "tainted" and "fallible mind" as yourself. as such, it does not stand to reason then to employ these limited faculties in an endeavor to know what only GOD HIMSELF has the just right to know given his overall, unlimited perspective on the historical situation concerning man's plight and condition. hence: "but of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my father only." - matthew 24:36

you will get your scriptural proofs OP. however, you must be present following the inevitable disappointment. well, at least on the camping [et al] crowd's part =)

agape

God is the bridegroom and is coming for his bride, have you ever known any bride not to know when their wedding date is! All brides know when they are getting married so they can prepare.


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Judgment Day ezekiel 33:3

May 21, 2011

THE BIBLE GUARANTEES THAT YOU GOING TO HELL FOR SPREADING HERESIES FOR YOURS IS A SPIRIT OF ANTICHRIST

Hell is the grave,eternal death.

25 days to be in the safetly of Christ..........

"The information and evidence is overwhelming, you will have to be as the Berens and check out for yourself"

"countless people have tried to find error, there is none"

Really? Evidence is is overwhelming?! of what?

"The earth is 13,022 years old"

Seems like there are PLENTY of people that could find error with this. Believing the world is 13,000 years old isn't faithful.. it is just stupid. If the Bible really WERE written by an all knowing GOD. He would have realized and reported to man that the earth is QUITE a bit older than that.

"It is an absolute impossibility for this to have come from the mind of man"

Really? The Bible was written by man, translated (poorly) by man (many men actually), those translations were brought to a corrupt Pope who chose what books and what translations of those books would be published and what would be dismissed as heresay because it didn't do anything for the church FINANCIALLY. Sad people. Organized religions were created to keep the masses docile, the women subservient and the wealthy in power.

I agree with a lot of the religious people on here. You do have to open your eyes and see the light. But not to the B.S. that Insane old Harold Camping and his people have been preaching.

I actually shot an email to Mr Camping asking him to put his money where his mouth was and between May 1st and May 20th, publically give away all of his cash, property and assets to prove to the world that he has the courage of his convictions and is not trying to lead everybody on ANOTHER one of his disappointing wild goose chase. I felt this would prove to everybody that the prophet is willing to sacrifice for his beliefs.

Apparently he is not.

The people of the world ARE sheep and easily lead astray by the blasphemes and self importance of man. Fear mongoring is what the CHURCH has always used to get you to put more money in their pockets through book sales, radio advertising dollars etc. It is a racket - and the people that buy into it are suckers unfortunately.

Find the one true God. Organized religion is one of the many things that divides us when in fact, GOD is the ONLY thing that unites us and that we all have in common. We are all drawn from the same well to prosper on the same planet together... or to kill each other.. One of the great rewards of putting your body to rest is having the answer that NO ONE on earth is entitled or qualified to have. Otherwise, Life would not be a beautiful, wonderful, mysterious gift from the Creator.

I hope the best for all of you. It is a shame to live a life with so much fear of the one thing that breathed life into you. I am sure your creator will be happy to know that you read the words of man and from those words, developed the ideal that God is a DICK and to be feared. God is love people. If your God is not.. then he does not deserve your worship. Seems silly that the creator of the universe and all life on earth would be so petty as to argue symantecs with his creation.

Sounds a lot more like an idea born from the TINY MIND of MAN.. not an all knowing, all seeing, all loving God.

awesome thread

awesome truth