Sick homosexual doctors are recording women giving birth and then selling it as "birth porn" on the black market.

The largest audience for this has been Zambia and Pakistan who then distribute it to Muslims all around the world.

The women are usually crackhead liberals who give their consent to this practice. That's why all the illegal aliens are coming over here to get jobs as cameramen.

White "birth porn" is considered superior to black "birth porn" and this has Jesse Jackson in an uproar who let his feelings be known at a recent NAACP meeting. He now refuses to sniff cocaine off of white womens' asses.

In the meantime Glenn Beck is going to clown college to become a homosexual doctor. He has AIDS.