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BROKEN Needs a Resume .... please help

 
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BROKEN Needs a Resume .... please help
BROKEN is doing a career change and would like everyone to help him write his new resume.

Please post applicable information to help him gain his dream job of American Gigolo.
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11/07/2010 12:23 AM
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Penis size?

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11/07/2010 12:24 AM
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Please try to avoid the use of numbers.
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Please try to avoid the use of numbers.
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That's probably not a good start then. ttank
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chuckle
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First off...I need absolute proof that BROKEN is indeed a dude.





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He can use me as a reference.
BROKEN, you're great in bed! hf
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what male escort?
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11/07/2010 12:32 AM
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*Job qualification #1......will talk to you after sex......a lot!






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We need more skill sets up here. Please help. He needs this job.
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*Job qualification #1......will talk to you after sex......a lot!

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*Job qualification #2......will provide liquor and weed.
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*Job qualification #2......will provide liquor and weed.
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Wait you are talking about a keeper or boyfriend...

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*Job qualification #2......will provide liquor and weed.



Wait you are talking about a keeper or boyfriend...
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We are talking about a career. He really needs your support here.
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Always calls back. Always.
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does his prison record need to be included ???
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Always calls back. Always.
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ohyeah
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does not care how old you are..he is nice to all women, even if they are over 18.
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does his prison record need to be included ???
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor



For the "bad boy" image....it might help.
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does his prison record need to be included ???
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could possibly help ... depending on the activities recorded.
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does not care how old you are..he is nice to all women, even if they are over 18.
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Oh, this is GOOD!
Paradise was made for tender hearts; hell, for loveless hearts.
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has sexy sleepy voice and will tell you "I wanted to wake up to talk to YOU" again..no matter who you are, as long as you are female.
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11/07/2010 12:58 AM
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can make you laugh until you wet your pants.

wait, for the resume maybe that should read
'will make you laugh til you feel weak all over'
315.1  (OP)

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11/07/2010 01:09 AM
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All good stuff here. Keep going.
Paradise was made for tender hearts; hell, for loveless hearts.
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11/07/2010 01:13 AM
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He can use me as a reference.
BROKEN, you're great in bed! hf
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I do strive....to be an American gigolo!
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*Job qualification #1......will talk to you after sex......a lot!






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 Quoting: Madigan

Shut up..chuckle
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with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists."
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bump
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does his prison record need to be included ???
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor

Wtf..Mr.P..You got those..like what do they say?
Am I insane..Crazy and would Kill your Ass?
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11/07/2010 09:04 AM
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You may want to clear this with BROKEN.

He probably doesn't want me anywhere near his resume.
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Resume is like un pause?





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