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BROKEN Needs a Resume .... please help

 
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get a job BROKEN
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I believe his attendance would be excellent,he keeps the thread going! Although he seems awnry,he is a teddybear!
Trust your instinct to the end, though you can render no reason.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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You may want to clear this with BROKEN.

He probably doesn't want me anywhere near his resume.
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BROKEN can approve the final draft. He doesn't like to be bothered with details.
Paradise was made for tender hearts; hell, for loveless hearts.
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Resume is like un pause?
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curriculum vitae.
Paradise was made for tender hearts; hell, for loveless hearts.
-Voltaire
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get a job BROKEN
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That's the spirit. Now, can you help?
Paradise was made for tender hearts; hell, for loveless hearts.
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I believe his attendance would be excellent,he keeps the thread going! Although he seems awnry,he is a teddybear!
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Good point Sweetness! Let's see, we can call this "endurance and versatility". Thank you!
Paradise was made for tender hearts; hell, for loveless hearts.
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I believe his attendance would be excellent,he keeps the thread going! Although he seems awnry,he is a teddybear!


Good point Sweetness! Let's see, we can call this "endurance and versatility". Thank you!
 Quoting: 315.1

banana2
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get a job BROKEN
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I am trying..I want to be an American Gigolo..like Richard Gere
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Resume is like un pause?


curriculum vitae.
 Quoting: 315.1


Thank you.

Perhaps some inspiration might be the British TV presenter Richard Hammond from the TV programme Top Gear ?

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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He needs a job with phones
My shop~ [link to www.artfire.com]

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart.
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He needs a job with phones
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I don't know. Phone sex is sometimes dangerous.

[link to oi51.tinypic.com]


chuckle
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He needs a job with phones


I don't know. Phone sex is sometimes dangerous.

[link to oi51.tinypic.com]


chuckle
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laugh
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knows how to trap a rabbit after sex for cooking up a supper
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He needs a job with phones
 Quoting: Lil Miss Trouble


:justheard:


Yeah....that's Broken.
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knows how to trap a rabbit after sex for cooking up a supper
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I didn't know he had sex with rabbits. Hmmm. The kind with batteries?
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BROKEN is doing a career change and would like everyone to help him write his new resume.

Please post applicable information to help him gain his dream job of American Gigolo.
 Quoting: 315.1
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Good in bed, drinks and does drugs, been in prison, can't add up and can't read or write even his own name...

This one's a cinch! BROKEN has it made!

All BROKEN has to do is register a company called BROKEN BANK OF THE USA and Ben Bernanke will have no difficulty in sending him a fat wad each "Quantitative Easing"
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I believe his attendance would be excellent,he keeps the thread going! Although he seems awnry,he is a teddybear!
 Quoting: sweetness



ornery?

Hmmmm. That's strange you spelled it that way. I've seen that somewhere else, I think.
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Good in bed, drinks and does drugs, been in prison, can't add up and can't read or write even his own name...

This one's a cinch! BROKEN has it made!

All BROKEN has to do is register a company called BROKEN BANK OF THE USA and Ben Bernanke will have no difficulty in sending him a fat wad each "Quantitative Easing"
 Quoting: 1e1e1t7i


Now that's the kind of career counseling BROKEN is looking for!
Paradise was made for tender hearts; hell, for loveless hearts.
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I believe his attendance would be excellent,he keeps the thread going! Although he seems awnry,he is a teddybear!



ornery?

Hmmmm. That's strange you spelled it that way. I've seen that somewhere else, I think.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1155273


It's a post modern spelling. You must frequent very avant garde circles.
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Found a job for him

brokensjob
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There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart.
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Found a job for him

:brokensjob:
 Quoting: Lil Miss Trouble


But how will you get him to dress like that? We need pics to see if he looks good in black shorts.
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You raise a valid point. We DO need pics! Absolutely!!!!!
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do you feel your penis is to big for your body?
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You raise a valid point. We DO need pics! Absolutely!!!!!
 Quoting: 315.1

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You raise a valid point. We DO need pics! Absolutely!!!!!

:worthlesswopics:
 Quoting: Lil Miss Trouble


We may need to hire a photographer. He should have a proper portfolio.

I'm thinking...

1. Pool boy
2. Construction worker
3. Cowboy (but ranch hand will be acceptable)
4. Metrosexual
5. Hell's Angel's Biker

for a start
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You raise a valid point. We DO need pics! Absolutely!!!!!

worthlesswopics


We may need to hire a photographer. He should have a proper portfolio.

I'm thinking...

1. Pool boy
2. Construction worker
3. Cowboy (but ranch hand will be acceptable)
4. Metrosexual
5. Hell's Angel's Biker

for a start
 Quoting: Um, Huh?

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BROKEN, you must put on your resume all about how you love kitties.
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