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BROKEN Needs a Resume .... please help

 
Corinth

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I always present a combination resume, combining functional qualities and chronological.
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Therefore have I hewed them by the prophets; I have slain them by the words of My mouth: and thy judgments are as the light that goeth forth.
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11/08/2010 04:09 PM
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Broken, how do you look in a mustache?
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11/08/2010 04:26 PM
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Found a job for him

brokensjob
 Quoting: Lil Miss Trouble

FUCK YA!

KatieKAT
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with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists."
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"Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable"
-JFK

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11/08/2010 04:27 PM
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Broken, how do you look in a mustache?
 Quoting: Um, Huh?

Like Magnum P.I.
"The individual is handicapped by coming face to face
with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists."
J. Edgar Hoover

"Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable"
-JFK

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11/08/2010 04:42 PM
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Broken, how do you look in a mustache?

Like Magnum P.I.
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lmao
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11/08/2010 04:49 PM
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Be sure to put down your cock sucking skills.

I know, as a manager, that would get you an interview.


just sayin....times r tough.
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11/08/2010 04:50 PM
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Tell Broken Hymen to write his own resume.
Pearl Harbor was an inside job.
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11/08/2010 04:52 PM
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Broken, how do you look in a mustache?

Like Magnum P.I.
 Quoting: BROKEN

only with hair.
chuckle
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Broken, how do you look in a mustache?

Like Magnum P.I.

lmao
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That's a typical GLP response..Laugh @ me!
"The individual is handicapped by coming face to face
with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists."
J. Edgar Hoover

"Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable"
-JFK

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11/08/2010 04:53 PM
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Tell Broken Hymen to write his own resume.
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I wouldn't mind your mama writing it for me... actually.
"The individual is handicapped by coming face to face
with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists."
J. Edgar Hoover

"Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable"
-JFK

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Be sure to put down your cock sucking skills.

I know, as a manager, that would get you an interview.


just sayin....times r tough.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1085031

noted...
"The individual is handicapped by coming face to face
with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists."
J. Edgar Hoover

"Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable"
-JFK

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11/08/2010 05:00 PM
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He needs to put the New Jerusalem University diploma on his curriculum vitae like i did.

I immediately got escorted out when i showed my curriculum vitae on my job interview but i think that's because the employer failed to see how Russ is gonna change the world. tounge

Last Edited by Psych-old on 11/08/2010 05:02 PM
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11/08/2010 05:03 PM
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Broken, how do you look in a mustache?

Like Magnum P.I.

lmao

That's a typical GLP response..Laugh @ me!
 Quoting: BROKEN

awww B hugs
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11/08/2010 05:07 PM
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He needs to put the New Jerusalem University diploma on his curriculum vitae like i did.

I immediately got escorted out when i showed my curriculum vitae on my job interview but i think that's because the employer failed to see how Russ is gonna change the world. tounge
 Quoting: Psych

I do have a NJR Calender....does that count?
"The individual is handicapped by coming face to face
with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists."
J. Edgar Hoover

"Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable"
-JFK

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11/08/2010 05:09 PM
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I guess you're trying to be funny? It's funny how many attempts at being funny aren't funny. It would be GOOD for you to ask GOD what direction should GO in!
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I guess you're trying to be funny? It's funny how many attempts at being funny aren't funny. It would be GOOD for you to ask GOD what direction should GO in!
 Quoting: Brad Watson, Miami, FL 2942

dingshutit
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I guess you're trying to be funny? It's funny how many attempts at being funny aren't funny. It would be GOOD for you to ask GOD what direction should GO in!
 Quoting: Brad Watson, Miami, FL 2942

It didn't reply..beer2

Last Edited by BROKEN on 11/08/2010 05:13 PM
"The individual is handicapped by coming face to face
with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists."
J. Edgar Hoover

"Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable"
-JFK

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11/08/2010 05:23 PM
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I guess you're trying to be funny? It's funny how many attempts at being funny aren't funny. It would be GOOD for you to ask GOD what direction should GO in!

It didn't reply..beer2
 Quoting: BROKEN


You're probably doing it wrong gaah
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11/08/2010 05:24 PM
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11/08/2010 06:32 PM
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He needs to put the New Jerusalem University diploma on his curriculum vitae like i did.

I immediately got escorted out when i showed my curriculum vitae on my job interview but i think that's because the employer failed to see how Russ is gonna change the world. tounge

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I do have a NJR Calender....does that count?
 Quoting: BROKEN


Yep, seems you have put more then enough into it to earn your diploma. chuckle

No exams you need to pass, just print it out [link to alphaomeganewjerusalem.com] and update your curriculum vitae.

Happy job-hunting. thumbs

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DOCTOR....women love a doctor. Do you have a white lab jacket?
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"The individual is handicapped by coming face to face
with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists."
J. Edgar Hoover

"Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable"
-JFK

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315.1  (OP)

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What about Handy Man? Women love seeing that toolbelt, assuming you know how to use the tools.


Paradise was made for tender hearts; hell, for loveless hearts.
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11/08/2010 10:32 PM
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broken needs a kegerator and said keg
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11/09/2010 12:47 AM
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bump
315.1  (OP)

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I always present a combination resume, combining functional qualities and chronological.
 Quoting: Corinth


That's great if you have real skills and experience. But for BROKEN, we must be a bit more .... innovative.
Paradise was made for tender hearts; hell, for loveless hearts.
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I guess you're trying to be funny? It's funny how many attempts at being funny aren't funny. It would be GOOD for you to ask GOD what direction should GO in!
 Quoting: Brad Watson, Miami, FL 2942


Maybe it's me. But what's funny about this post? Still, thanks for the attempt. I'm sure BROKEN appreciates your support.
Paradise was made for tender hearts; hell, for loveless hearts.
-Voltaire
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broken needs a kegerator and said keg
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That is a 24/7 job right there!
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with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists."
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"Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable"
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broken needs a kegerator and said keg

That is a 24/7 job right there!
 Quoting: BROKEN


Oh, I thought you said you wanted a NEW career.
Paradise was made for tender hearts; hell, for loveless hearts.
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