BROKEN Needs a Resume .... please help | |
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315.1 (OP) User ID: 1061446 United States 11/07/2010 11:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You may want to clear this with BROKEN. Quoting: ChawleeHe probably doesn't want me anywhere near his resume. BROKEN can approve the final draft. He doesn't like to be bothered with details. Paradise was made for tender hearts; hell, for loveless hearts. -Voltaire |
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315.1 (OP) User ID: 1061446 United States 11/07/2010 11:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I believe his attendance would be excellent,he keeps the thread going! Although he seems awnry,he is a teddybear! Quoting: sweetnessGood point Sweetness! Let's see, we can call this "endurance and versatility". Thank you! Paradise was made for tender hearts; hell, for loveless hearts. -Voltaire |
sweetness User ID: 745232 United States 11/07/2010 11:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I believe his attendance would be excellent,he keeps the thread going! Although he seems awnry,he is a teddybear! Quoting: 315.1Good point Sweetness! Let's see, we can call this "endurance and versatility". Thank you! Trust your instinct to the end, though you can render no reason. Ralph Waldo Emerson |
BROKEN User ID: 1080426 United States 11/07/2010 02:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | get a job BROKEN Quoting: InthevoidI am trying..I want to be an American Gigolo..like Richard Gere "The individual is handicapped by coming face to face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists." J. Edgar Hoover "Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable" -JFK :minimoran: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1138567 United Kingdom 11/07/2010 04:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Resume is like un pause? Quoting: 315.1curriculum vitae. Thank you. Perhaps some inspiration might be the British TV presenter Richard Hammond from the TV programme Top Gear ? [link to en.wikipedia.org] |
Lil Miss Trouble User ID: 1106052 United States 11/07/2010 06:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He needs a job with phones |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1154530 United States 11/07/2010 06:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He needs a job with phones Quoting: Lil Miss TroubleI don't know. Phone sex is sometimes dangerous. [link to oi51.tinypic.com] |
Lil Miss Trouble User ID: 1106052 United States 11/07/2010 06:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He needs a job with phones Quoting: LarisaI don't know. Phone sex is sometimes dangerous. [link to oi51.tinypic.com] |
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1e1e1t7i User ID: 1156514 Canada 11/07/2010 11:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Good in bed, drinks and does drugs, been in prison, can't add up and can't read or write even his own name... This one's a cinch! BROKEN has it made! All BROKEN has to do is register a company called BROKEN BANK OF THE USA and Ben Bernanke will have no difficulty in sending him a fat wad each "Quantitative Easing" |
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315.1 (OP) User ID: 1079521 United States 11/08/2010 02:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Good in bed, drinks and does drugs, been in prison, can't add up and can't read or write even his own name... Quoting: 1e1e1t7iThis one's a cinch! BROKEN has it made! All BROKEN has to do is register a company called BROKEN BANK OF THE USA and Ben Bernanke will have no difficulty in sending him a fat wad each "Quantitative Easing" Now that's the kind of career counseling BROKEN is looking for! Paradise was made for tender hearts; hell, for loveless hearts. -Voltaire |
315.1 (OP) User ID: 1061446 United States 11/08/2010 11:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I believe his attendance would be excellent,he keeps the thread going! Although he seems awnry,he is a teddybear! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1155273ornery? Hmmmm. That's strange you spelled it that way. I've seen that somewhere else, I think. It's a post modern spelling. You must frequent very avant garde circles. Paradise was made for tender hearts; hell, for loveless hearts. -Voltaire |
Lil Miss Trouble User ID: 865792 United States 11/08/2010 02:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Found a job for him |
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Lil Miss Trouble User ID: 865792 United States 11/08/2010 02:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You raise a valid point. We DO need pics! Absolutely!!!!! Quoting: 315.1 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1045126 United States 11/08/2010 03:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You raise a valid point. We DO need pics! Absolutely!!!!! Quoting: Lil Miss Trouble:worthlesswopics: We may need to hire a photographer. He should have a proper portfolio. I'm thinking... 1. Pool boy 2. Construction worker 3. Cowboy (but ranch hand will be acceptable) 4. Metrosexual 5. Hell's Angel's Biker for a start |
Lil Miss Trouble User ID: 1157206 United States 11/08/2010 03:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You raise a valid point. We DO need pics! Absolutely!!!!! Quoting: Um, Huh?We may need to hire a photographer. He should have a proper portfolio. I'm thinking... 1. Pool boy 2. Construction worker 3. Cowboy (but ranch hand will be acceptable) 4. Metrosexual 5. Hell's Angel's Biker for a start |
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Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 947526 United States 11/08/2010 03:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BROKEN, you must put on your resume all about how you love kitties. Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |