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"So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
-(Bill Murray) in Caddyshack (1980)

"It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to rule a large country." -Will Durant

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." -Mariah Carey.

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." -Annie Hall