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Antimony (OP) User ID: 881092 United Kingdom 11/14/2010 06:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Antimony (OP) User ID: 881092 United Kingdom 11/14/2010 06:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if your dog does not bark they have nothing to complain about. Now if your dog is big and gets out they have reason to bitch. People are just either dog people or not. Lucky for all, all our neighbors have dogs in their yards and they barks as dogs do and no one cares at all. Quoting: knoxvillerocksSo to annoy neighbors: buy huge speakers and install in vehicle, drive it around and have it go "boom boom" at 2 in the morning. Target shoot cans in the yard with a BB gun or their cat. Have stuff delivered to their house by UPS that your order online such as sex toys and such. The wife or husband might or might not enjoy that. Send a letter to the wife or husband from imaginary girlfriend/boyfriend stating the love for him or her (typed). Put up many christmas lights and tacky decorations such as deer and leave them in the yard for 3 months after christmas. Send them brownies with laxatives anonymously or flowers with pepper and the list goes on and on.....the trick is to be subtle..... Get a second dog that is bigger and "scarier" such as a bully breed and they will STFU for real cause you will sick the dog on them for reals. That;s how we do it in the USA... only in Amerika... Proud member of the GLP Atheist Alliance |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1125997 United States 11/14/2010 06:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | One time I got so sick and tired of some redneck neighbors I had that me and my band set up on my front porch, with all the speakers and amps aimed at the redneck's hangout (the front porch) and blasted them with loud, horrible punk rock for about 6 hours straight. Quoting: JimTheOwlThey moved out the next week. :Lightning1: Dude, I am so borrowing that smilie!! Too hip for words!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1164448 United States 11/14/2010 06:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | they own a corner shop not far from here if that inspires your imagination Quoting: Antimonyif they sell loose vegetables (not packaged) go molest the veggies at the store those veggies may be too tired to be bought, I used to sell loose veggies and hated the people that came in molested the tomatoes and left them all soft and unhappy |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1126839 Netherlands 11/14/2010 06:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | First off why would you want to annoy your neighbour? Quoting: Antimonybecause they're annoying Do unto them as they do unto you!!! they'd prob call the police on me Moon them, obviously you have to not be on their property, but just outside, stand there and drop trow!! but that's indecent exposure. cant they call the police about that? besides the'd probably enjoy it too much Hey, Antimony! You posting from the UK right? Then you live in a country where plod loves criminals and deviants. My neighbour, a convicted sex offender used to stand in his front room window wanking for all to see (including my kids). Fucking perv. Plod never did a thing. In fact they've done nothing but protect him and his evil psycho wife. |
Antimony (OP) User ID: 881092 United Kingdom 11/14/2010 06:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | they own a corner shop not far from here if that inspires your imagination Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1164448if they sell loose vegetables (not packaged) go molest the veggies at the store those veggies may be too tired to be bought, I used to sell loose veggies and hated the people that came in molested the tomatoes and left them all soft and unhappy no veggies =( more like sweets and newspapers and ciggs Proud member of the GLP Atheist Alliance |
D's Pet User ID: 1128256 United States 11/14/2010 06:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Get chickens. A loud rooster, to be more precise. And get some earplugs for yourself, because that thing will wake up everyone on the block. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
Antimony (OP) User ID: 881092 United Kingdom 11/14/2010 06:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey, Antimony! You posting from the UK right? Then you live in a country where plod loves criminals and deviants. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1126839My neighbour, a convicted sex offender used to stand in his front room window wanking for all to see (including my kids). Fucking perv. Plod never did a thing. In fact they've done nothing but protect him and his evil psycho wife. yeah but i'm in N.Ireland so laws are slightly different in some things. and eeewwwww.... i hope you had a handy supply of eye bleach Proud member of the GLP Atheist Alliance |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1161530 United States 11/14/2010 06:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Antimony (OP) User ID: 881092 United Kingdom 11/14/2010 06:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | give the loudest bunch of neighborhood kids some money for candy, every second/third day and tell them to sing real loud while buying candy at that store Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1164448tell them that if you can hear them 1/2 a bock away there will be more candy money lol... money... remember that stuff? *sigh* Proud member of the GLP Atheist Alliance |
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BUMP FAIRY User ID: 1160632 United Kingdom 11/14/2010 06:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey, Antimony! You posting from the UK right? Then you live in a country where plod loves criminals and deviants. Quoting: AntimonyMy neighbour, a convicted sex offender used to stand in his front room window wanking for all to see (including my kids). Fucking perv. Plod never did a thing. In fact they've done nothing but protect him and his evil psycho wife. yeah but i'm in N.Ireland so laws are slightly different in some things. get the local Kids to Spraypaint "Slogans" on their car Being "PC" is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end!! Join the Church Of E.D.C. Thanks Janey [link to i25.photobucket.com] |
Antimony (OP) User ID: 881092 United Kingdom 11/14/2010 07:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
BUMP FAIRY User ID: 1160632 United Kingdom 11/14/2010 07:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | give the loudest bunch of neighborhood kids some money for candy, every second/third day and tell them to sing real loud while buying candy at that store Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1164448tell them that if you can hear them 1/2 a bock away there will be more candy money "Inform" that they selling Alchohol to Underage Being "PC" is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end!! Join the Church Of E.D.C. Thanks Janey [link to i25.photobucket.com] |
kinkyemo User ID: 1155743 United Kingdom 11/14/2010 07:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | on bin day leave your bin infront of their door/path (one of my neighbours called my OH a c**t for the binmen leaving the whole blocks bins and my OH not moving them) Play really obnoxious music LOUD at 7am decide that you want to make something with wood and drill it to the wall at 7am Spray your fence with stain on washing day (and accidentally miss and hit them or washing) oooh have LOUD sex when you know they will hear!! Knock on their door and start preaching religion and keep on at them If i remeber anything else i have endured thanks to the awful people i live close to i will post Twitter @Dauntless_85 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1164316 United States 11/14/2010 07:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I KNOW this works.... Go to their shop with 3-4 squid in an unsealed plastic bag and place them in an inaccessable spot like behind wall racks or such. Much better if you slide them behind a machine that gives off heat. I can gaurantee the smell will be intolerable and almost impossible to remove within two days. If they live next door drop the squid down in their dryer vent. More fun than a barrel of monkeys for all ages. |
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knoxvillerocks User ID: 1154528 United States 11/14/2010 07:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | have someone "key" their car. Not you of course and not words. Oh that's not legal. Have school kids go in their store and steal stuff. Oh not legal sorry. Buy a rat and let it loose on their property if it is fenced. Or a few. Mice are cheap too. Have a compost pile right by the fence line. Subscribe to weird magazines and have them mailed directly to their house, better yet :"dog fancy". Go outdoors in your underwear to fetch the mail or just whatever else. Have your girlfriend/wife make indecent comments every time she sees the man of the house this will make him uncomftarble and not want to talk to you. Stuff like "hey sexy" or "nice butt" will do. Invite him over to smoke a peace pipe and make friends..... |
Dig User ID: 825655 United Kingdom 11/14/2010 07:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Dr. Anomaly User ID: 1147406 United States 11/14/2010 07:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | have someone "key" their car. Not you of course and not words. Oh that's not legal. Quoting: knoxvillerocksMuch worse: get a small can/bottle of marine paint stripper, the stuff used to take the paint off boats. Squirt liberally in various curley-queues on their car's paint job and let set until they find it (overnight is good). Works wonders on the car. Three Bribes for the Democrats sneaky and sly, Seven for the Bankers in their halls of gold, Nine for Labor Unions sucking us dry, One for the Liar Chief leaving us cold In Washington D.C. where politicians lie. One Bill to rule them all, One Bill to find them, One Bill to bring them all and in the debt-ness bind them In Washington D.C. where politicians lie. |
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