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how to annoy your neighbour...

 
Antimony  (OP)

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11/14/2010 06:33 PM
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Report them Via crimestoppers for Drugs or such....
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Antimony  (OP)

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11/14/2010 06:34 PM
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if your dog does not bark they have nothing to complain about. Now if your dog is big and gets out they have reason to bitch. People are just either dog people or not. Lucky for all, all our neighbors have dogs in their yards and they barks as dogs do and no one cares at all.

So to annoy neighbors: buy huge speakers and install in vehicle, drive it around and have it go "boom boom" at 2 in the morning. Target shoot cans in the yard with a BB gun or their cat.
Have stuff delivered to their house by UPS that your order online such as sex toys and such. The wife or husband might or might not enjoy that. Send a letter to the wife or husband from imaginary girlfriend/boyfriend stating the love for him or her (typed). Put up many christmas lights and tacky decorations such as deer and leave them in the yard for 3 months after christmas.
Send them brownies with laxatives anonymously or flowers with pepper and the list goes on and on.....the trick is to be subtle.....
Get a second dog that is bigger and "scarier" such as a bully breed and they will STFU for real cause you will sick the dog on them for reals. That;s how we do it in the USA...
 Quoting: knoxvillerocks

only in Amerika...
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11/14/2010 06:35 PM
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I burn yard debris and let the smoke drift over to the neighbors property. For giggles I throw spray paint cans in the fire. Kaw-booooom!!!!
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11/14/2010 06:36 PM
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I burn yard debris and let the smoke drift over to the neighbors property. For giggles I throw spray paint cans in the fire. Kaw-booooom!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1152779

i don't think we're allowed to do that...
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11/14/2010 06:40 PM
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
Sprinkle REAL bacon bits around their house, this will attract all sort of vermin.
Antimony  (OP)

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11/14/2010 06:43 PM
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Sprinkle REAL bacon bits around their house, this will attract all sort of vermin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1159647

vermin around their house and mine ¬_¬
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11/14/2010 06:43 PM
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One time I got so sick and tired of some redneck neighbors I had that me and my band set up on my front porch, with all the speakers and amps aimed at the redneck's hangout (the front porch) and blasted them with loud, horrible punk rock for about 6 hours straight.

They moved out the next week.

:Lightning1:
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Dude, I am so borrowing that smilie!! Too hip for words!!
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11/14/2010 06:46 PM
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they own a corner shop not far from here if that inspires your imagination
 Quoting: Antimony



if they sell loose vegetables (not packaged) go molest the veggies at the store


those veggies may be too tired to be bought, I used to sell loose veggies and hated the people that came in molested the tomatoes and left them all soft and unhappy



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11/14/2010 06:47 PM
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
First off why would you want to annoy your neighbour?

because they're annoying

Do unto them as they do unto you!!!


they'd prob call the police on me chuckle

Moon them, obviously you have to not be on their property, but just outside, stand there and drop trow!!

but that's indecent exposure. cant they call the police about that?

besides the'd probably enjoy it too much
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 Quoting: Antimony


Hey, Antimony! You posting from the UK right? Then you live in a country where plod loves criminals and deviants.

My neighbour, a convicted sex offender used to stand in his front room window wanking for all to see (including my kids). Fucking perv.

Plod never did a thing. In fact they've done nothing but protect him and his evil psycho wife.
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they own a corner shop not far from here if that inspires your imagination



if they sell loose vegetables (not packaged) go molest the veggies at the store


those veggies may be too tired to be bought, I used to sell loose veggies and hated the people that came in molested the tomatoes and left them all soft and unhappy



iamwith
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1164448

no veggies =(

more like sweets and newspapers and ciggs
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11/14/2010 06:48 PM
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Get chickens. A loud rooster, to be more precise.

And get some earplugs for yourself, because that thing will wake up everyone on the block.
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Antimony  (OP)

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11/14/2010 06:49 PM
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Hey, Antimony! You posting from the UK right? Then you live in a country where plod loves criminals and deviants.

My neighbour, a convicted sex offender used to stand in his front room window wanking for all to see (including my kids). Fucking perv.

Plod never did a thing. In fact they've done nothing but protect him and his evil psycho wife.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1126839

yeah but i'm in N.Ireland so laws are slightly different in some things.

and eeewwwww.... i hope you had a handy supply of eye bleach
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11/14/2010 06:52 PM
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
post your ideas here.






keep it legal
 Quoting: Antimony


This is not biblical.....
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11/14/2010 06:53 PM
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keep it legal


This is not biblical.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1161530

read the sig buddy
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11/14/2010 06:54 PM
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
give the loudest bunch of neighborhood kids some money for candy, every second/third day and tell them to sing real loud while buying candy at that store


tell them that if you can hear them 1/2 a bock away there will be more candy money


5a
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11/14/2010 06:55 PM
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
give the loudest bunch of neighborhood kids some money for candy, every second/third day and tell them to sing real loud while buying candy at that store


tell them that if you can hear them 1/2 a bock away there will be more candy money


5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1164448

lol... money...


remember that stuff? *sigh*
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11/14/2010 06:59 PM
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
they own a corner shop not far from here if that inspires your imagination
 Quoting: Antimony


So they are Arab or Indian?
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11/14/2010 06:59 PM
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Hey, Antimony! You posting from the UK right? Then you live in a country where plod loves criminals and deviants.

My neighbour, a convicted sex offender used to stand in his front room window wanking for all to see (including my kids). Fucking perv.

Plod never did a thing. In fact they've done nothing but protect him and his evil psycho wife.

yeah but i'm in N.Ireland so laws are slightly different in some things.


 Quoting: Antimony


get the local Kids to Spraypaint "Slogans" on their car
Being "PC" is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end!!

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11/14/2010 07:00 PM
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they own a corner shop not far from here if that inspires your imagination


So they are Arab or Indian?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1091410

no... strangely
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BUMP FAIRY

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11/14/2010 07:01 PM
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
give the loudest bunch of neighborhood kids some money for candy, every second/third day and tell them to sing real loud while buying candy at that store


tell them that if you can hear them 1/2 a bock away there will be more candy money


5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1164448



"Inform" that they selling Alchohol to Underage
Being "PC" is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end!!

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11/14/2010 07:09 PM
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
do you have kids?? if you do get them to press their noses into the glass on his house my neighbours do that to me :-( (for no reason other than they are annoying little fuckers)

on bin day leave your bin infront of their door/path
(one of my neighbours called my OH a c**t for the binmen leaving the whole blocks bins and my OH not moving them)

Play really obnoxious music LOUD at 7am

decide that you want to make something with wood and drill it to the wall at 7am

Spray your fence with stain on washing day
(and accidentally miss and hit them or washing)

oooh have LOUD sex when you know they will hear!!

Knock on their door and start preaching religion and keep on at them

If i remeber anything else i have endured thanks to the awful people i live close to i will post
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11/14/2010 07:10 PM
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I KNOW this works....

Go to their shop with 3-4 squid in an unsealed plastic bag and place them in an inaccessable spot like behind wall racks or such. Much better if you slide them behind a machine that gives off heat. I can gaurantee the smell will be intolerable and almost impossible to remove within two days. If they live next door drop the squid down in their dryer vent. More fun than a barrel of monkeys for all ages.
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11/14/2010 07:12 PM
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keep it legal


This is not biblical.....

read the sig buddy
 Quoting: Antimony


I can't read, I only do what you tell me

tell me something else.
knoxvillerocks

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11/14/2010 07:15 PM
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
have someone "key" their car. Not you of course and not words. Oh that's not legal.
Have school kids go in their store and steal stuff. Oh not legal sorry.
Buy a rat and let it loose on their property if it is fenced. Or a few. Mice are cheap too. Have a compost pile right by the fence line. Subscribe to weird magazines and have them mailed directly to their house, better yet :"dog fancy".
Go outdoors in your underwear to fetch the mail or just whatever else.
Have your girlfriend/wife make indecent comments every time she sees the man of the house this will make him uncomftarble and not want to talk to you. Stuff like "hey sexy" or "nice butt" will do.
Invite him over to smoke a peace pipe and make friends.....
Dig

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11/14/2010 07:28 PM
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Why are they complaining about your dog?
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11/14/2010 07:41 PM
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
have someone "key" their car. Not you of course and not words. Oh that's not legal.
 Quoting: knoxvillerocks

Much worse: get a small can/bottle of marine paint stripper, the stuff used to take the paint off boats. Squirt liberally in various curley-queues on their car's paint job and let set until they find it (overnight is good). Works wonders on the car.
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11/14/2010 07:45 PM
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Practice your target shooting at 2am.
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11/14/2010 07:47 PM
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Well......



keep it legal
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Oh, nevermind.
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11/14/2010 07:50 PM
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Practice your target shooting at 2am.
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Brits can't have guns.
Maybe fireworks would work.
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11/14/2010 07:51 PM
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
First off why would you want to annoy your neighbour?
 Quoting: VestanPance


Endlessly barking dog? Junked vehicles on the front lawn?





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