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TSA Agent here. Hi!

 
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TSA Agent here. Hi!
When you board an airplane, you make a sacrifice.
When you make a career choice that involves physically securing strangers, you make a sacrifice.

Nobody enjoys sacrifices. But in life we all make sacrifices daily, and we do it most successfully when we put the aggravations behind, and be thankful that we have security procedures and other regulations to ensure a better chance at looking forward to a better future.

Thank you,
(unnamed person behind a proxy chain)
Transportation Security Administration
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11/15/2010 05:19 PM
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Fuck you, TSA douchebag.
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That's for molesting innocent kids.
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When you board an airplane, you make a sacrifice.
When you make a career choice that involves physically securing strangers, you make a sacrifice.

Nobody enjoys sacrifices. But in life we all make sacrifices daily, and we do it most successfully when we put the aggravations behind, and be thankful that we have security procedures and other regulations to ensure a better chance at looking forward to a better future.

Thank you,
(unnamed person behind a proxy chain)
Transportation Security Administration
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Sacrifices are what occultists do.
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If you haven't already done so, I would put in for leave a week from Wednesday.
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They can still track you noob
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skull_fing

That's for molesting innocent kids.
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putin
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skull_fing

That's for molesting innocent kids.
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bushfing
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When you board an airplane, you make a sacrifice.
When you make a career choice that involves physically securing strangers, you make a sacrifice.

Nobody enjoys sacrifices. But in life we all make sacrifices daily, and we do it most successfully when we put the aggravations behind, and be thankful that we have security procedures and other regulations to ensure a better chance at looking forward to a better future.

Thank you,
(unnamed person behind a proxy chain)
Transportation Security Administration
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1161586


In America we have the choice as to what we sacrifice! Citzens get fed up with TSA hand checking they let leaders know a policy change is required.

Many in doing your job will not be needed before too long.
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When you make a career choice that involves physically securing strangers, you make a sacrifice.

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Exactly what sacrifice are you making, child/grandma molester?
John 8:32

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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They can still track you noob
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Sure, in about 3 months
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pigchef
That shrimp was there when I got dressed this morning -- A BP Employee to TSA
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Coward.

Wait until your kids go through the screening crying their eyes out never to be the same again you sick and twisted individual.

How does is feel waking up for work knowing that your role as a TSA 'agent' is of the most disgraceful 'jobs' in the world? How does it feel when you consider that 9/11 was a lie and you have no bases for your work?
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They can still track you noob


Sure, in about 3 months
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How will you feel when someone puts their boot in your ass for touching their little girl? Yep, we've all got to make sacrifices.

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They can still track you noob


Sure, in about 3 months
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About 3 minutes if they wanted fool
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11/15/2010 05:27 PM
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Coward.

Wait until your kids go through the screening crying their eyes out never to be the same again you sick and twisted individual.

How does is feel waking up for work knowing that your role as a TSA 'agent' is of the most disgraceful 'jobs' in the world? How does it feel when you consider that 9/11 was a lie and you have no bases for your work?
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ohhh farking bsflag


please STFU
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11/15/2010 05:28 PM
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"When you board an airplane, you make a sacrifice."

WHEN YOU PUT ON YOUR SOCKS THE NUMBER SEVEN MAKES A SANDWICH.
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11/15/2010 05:28 PM
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Fuck you.
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Does your badge say "I feel ya"

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When your alarm clock goes off, is the first thing you say: "time to fondle the customers"?
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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TSA

Touch

Sexy

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Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Ok I'll bite. You're a TSA agent, what did you do with your life before you started this job? What are the benefits to your job? Are you in a union? Do you have free health care?
It really is!

I never drink water, fish fuck in it.
W.C. Fields

Ignorance and obscurantism have never produced anything other than flocks of slaves for tyranny...
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When you make a career choice that involves physically securing strangers, you make a sacrifice.



Exactly what sacrifice are you making, child/grandma molester?
 Quoting: Rev-bo


Oh yes, because everyone just knows we bad old TSA goons only do this to make people uncomfortable and young children cry rolleyes
None of us at my airport (to my knowledge) have ever discussed enjoying screening a passenger. There have been complaints, but we just remind each other it's not only our job - it's the safest thing to do.
You might not enjoy going to the dentist either, and he may not like your rancid fucking halitosis, but you and him both know that he's doing you a favor in the long run by getting up-close & personal with your whining pie-and-god-knows-what-else hole.

Grow up and just give us the benefit of the doubt, please, for once? The most lurid and upsetting explanation isn't automatically the correct one.
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11/15/2010 05:32 PM
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I was molested by a TSA "agent" (ex Taco Bell fry cook)

and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
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When you board an airplane, you make a sacrifice.
When you make a career choice that involves physically securing strangers, you make a sacrifice.

Nobody enjoys sacrifices. But in life we all make sacrifices daily, and we do it most successfully when we put the aggravations behind, and be thankful that we have security procedures and other regulations to ensure a better chance at looking forward to a better future.

Thank you,
(unnamed person behind a proxy chain)
Transportation Security Administration
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1161586



You worthless bum. Get a real career. Oh you can't you're a talentless loser.
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Those who would give up Essential Liberty
to purchase a little Temporary Safety,
deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.
~Ben Franklin
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Ok I'll bite. You're a TSA agent, what did you do with your life before you started this job? What are the benefits to your job? Are you in a union? Do you have free health care?
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Wanna bet he just got finished doin' 20 for child molestation?

Hey TSA man -- you and your circlejerk bosses -- go fuck yourself.
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When you make a career choice that involves physically securing strangers, you make a sacrifice.



Exactly what sacrifice are you making, child/grandma molester?


Oh yes, because everyone just knows we bad old TSA goons only do this to make people uncomfortable and young children cry rolleyes
None of us at my airport (to my knowledge) have ever discussed enjoying screening a passenger. There have been complaints, but we just remind each other it's not only our job - it's the safest thing to do.
You might not enjoy going to the dentist either, and he may not like your rancid fucking halitosis, but you and him both know that he's doing you a favor in the long run by getting up-close & personal with your whining pie-and-god-knows-what-else hole.

Grow up and just give us the benefit of the doubt, please, for once? The most lurid and upsetting explanation isn't automatically the correct one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1161586


LISTEN, I FEEL FOR YOU, I DO. SINCE THE MEXICANS TOOK ALL THE DISHWASHING JOBS AND CAR WASH POSITIONS, HOW MANY CAREER OPPORTUNITIES ARE THERE FOR 75 I.Q. NEGROES WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR AND A HARD ON FOR WHITEY?
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When you make a career choice that involves physically securing strangers, you make a sacrifice.



Exactly what sacrifice are you making, child/grandma molester?


Oh yes, because everyone just knows we bad old TSA goons only do this to make people uncomfortable and young children cry rolleyes
None of us at my airport (to my knowledge) have ever discussed enjoying screening a passenger. There have been complaints, but we just remind each other it's not only our job - it's the safest thing to do.
You might not enjoy going to the dentist either, and he may not like your rancid fucking halitosis, but you and him both know that he's doing you a favor in the long run by getting up-close & personal with your whining pie-and-god-knows-what-else hole.

Grow up and just give us the benefit of the doubt, please, for once? The most lurid and upsetting explanation isn't automatically the correct one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1161586

Yah and the SS were only doing their job too. In America we've got options as to where we choose to work or line of work.

What will you do if the TSA decides to not pat down or backscatter Muslim women? You know, the race/religion of peace? So all you have left are white American citizens and their kids?
It really is!

I never drink water, fish fuck in it.
W.C. Fields

Ignorance and obscurantism have never produced anything other than flocks of slaves for tyranny...
Emiliano Zapata
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When you make a career choice that involves physically securing strangers, you make a sacrifice.



Exactly what sacrifice are you making, child/grandma molester?


Oh yes, because everyone just knows we bad old TSA goons only do this to make people uncomfortable and young children cry rolleyes
None of us at my airport (to my knowledge) have ever discussed enjoying screening a passenger. There have been complaints, but we just remind each other it's not only our job - it's the safest thing to do.
You might not enjoy going to the dentist either, and he may not like your rancid fucking halitosis, but you and him both know that he's doing you a favor in the long run by getting up-close & personal with your whining pie-and-god-knows-what-else hole.

Grow up and just give us the benefit of the doubt, please, for once? The most lurid and upsetting explanation isn't automatically the correct one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1161586


Not just no, but hell no, and are you kidding? Give the benefit of the doubt to people who "randomly" selected my grandma for pat downs on two consecutive flights, while several hundred middle aged men walked right on through? No thanks, jackass. (Great attitude, by the way. You do your people proud.)

Oh, yeah, and you never answered my question. Good bureaucratic response, although slightly less cordial than I expected.

What sacrifice was it that you were making again?
John 8:32

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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What a job!
sit around looking at porn all day!
and occasionally get all touchy feely with the girls.
and get paid good money to do it.





GLP