Try this:

1) Go here and download the picture you see there onto your own computer with a right-click-save-as move: [link to www.privacylover.com]

2) Use paint.net ( get it here: [link to www.getpaint.net] and then download and install on your computer) to invert the image you downloaded in step 1 above.

3) results: you will get a buck naked finely detailed picture of that poor gal as if she was buck naked posing for a porn shot.

4) EVERY TSA person at the airport and beyond will have this picture of you and be sending it to all their friends as an important TSA memo!