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Mother passing by her sonís bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to ďMomĒ With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Mom:
It is with great regret and sorrow that Iím writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But itís not only the passionÖMom sheís pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesnít really hurt anyone. Weíll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Donít worry Mom. Iím 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday Iím sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son Jon

P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. Iím over at Tommyís house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card thatís in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when itís safe to come home.
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Little asshole...

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LOVE this tune!!
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lol hf
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Boy lives in reality good to see
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lmao Clever bugga.
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LOVE this tune!!
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hf
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Mother passing by her sonís bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to ďMomĒ With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Mom:
It is with great regret and sorrow that Iím writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But itís not only the passionÖMom sheís pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesnít really hurt anyone. Weíll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Donít worry Mom. Iím 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday Iím sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son Jon

P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. Iím over at Tommyís house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card thatís in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when itís safe to come home.
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AAAAHHH MAAAAHH GAAAAAWWWD!! That is the GENIUS! So FUNNY! Thank you. dudance
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