Now I have been eating that yoghurt that makes you poop for about 3 months, and I come home tonight from a stank but stank shift in the nursing station, we're talking every bodily fluid everywhere. Catheters, colostomies, the whole nine yards.

Anyways I come home, take a shower, figure I'll fix dinner, maybe have a yoghurt. I towel off, moisturize, scrub my heels a little, anyway

I make a nice sandwich, toasted bread with some lettuce and cheddar and turkey, I figure I'm good - go to get dessert - oh surprise, I', out of yoghurt! I wasn't this morning, it was that bitch Becky. She thinks everything in the fridge is free game AND I KNOW YOU READ THE GLP BECKY

You'd best buy me another bunch of yoghurt because youk now I have been having dietary issues.

This is just not the wat that a friend behaves and I can't believe you'd stoop to this level when you're at home all day and I'm working - why not go grocery shopping??