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Canada 11/26/2010 01:17 AM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My goddamn bitch roomate ate all my yoghurt Now I have been eating that yoghurt that makes you poop for about 3 months, and I come home tonight from a stank but stank shift in the nursing station, we're talking every bodily fluid everywhere. Catheters, colostomies, the whole nine yards.
Anyways I come home, take a shower, figure I'll fix dinner, maybe have a yoghurt. I towel off, moisturize, scrub my heels a little, anyway
I make a nice sandwich, toasted bread with some lettuce and cheddar and turkey, I figure I'm good - go to get dessert - oh surprise, I', out of yoghurt! I wasn't this morning, it was that bitch Becky. She thinks everything in the fridge is free game AND I KNOW YOU READ THE GLP BECKY
You'd best buy me another bunch of yoghurt because youk now I have been having dietary issues.
This is just not the wat that a friend behaves and I can't believe you'd stoop to this level when you're at home all day and I'm working - why not go grocery shopping?? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1170613
United States 11/26/2010 01:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My goddamn bitch roomate ate all my yoghurt Get even - find out if her 3G/4G phone is water proof ! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1090823
United States 11/26/2010 01:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My goddamn bitch roomate ate all my yoghurt |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 717934
United States 11/26/2010 01:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My goddamn bitch roomate ate all my yoghurt Don't bogart that yoghurt, Becky... |
Hehhehe User ID: 1160286
United States 11/26/2010 01:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My goddamn bitch roomate ate all my yoghurt
Don't bogart that yoghurt, Becky...
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 717934Neither one needs the yogurt, butt could use some yoga tho. just saying Neither one needs the yogurt, butt could use some yoga tho. just saying twice! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 357364
United States 11/26/2010 01:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My goddamn bitch roomate ate all my yoghurt |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1174899
Australia 11/26/2010 01:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My goddamn bitch roomate ate all my yoghurt who gives a flying fuck? |
CrazyJarhead
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United States 11/26/2010 01:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My goddamn bitch roomate ate all my yoghurt Punch the bitch in the neck. Pearl Harbor was an inside job. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1116782
United States 11/26/2010 01:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My goddamn bitch roomate ate all my yoghurt |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1174900
Australia 11/26/2010 01:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My goddamn bitch roomate ate all my yoghurt cut Becky's hair while she sleeps, just one side tho' |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1128305
United States 11/26/2010 01:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My goddamn bitch roomate ate all my yoghurt make out? |
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United States 11/26/2010 01:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My goddamn bitch roomate ate all my yoghurt I'm usually guilty of eating the last morsel of my wife's favorite treat... karmas a bitch. LOL
Just drink the rest of the milk, that'll show them |
Hillcrest
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United States 11/26/2010 01:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My goddamn bitch roomate ate all my yoghurt |
FLUFFY PUPPY
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United States 11/26/2010 01:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My goddamn bitch roomate ate all my yoghurt Where's my CHEESE! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 357364
United States 11/26/2010 01:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My goddamn bitch roomate ate all my yoghurt cut Becky's hair while she sleeps, just one side tho'
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1174900 |
Rastus/Flaming Sword
User ID: 1174907
Australia 11/26/2010 01:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My goddamn bitch roomate ate all my yoghurt Becky...we know you read GLP....
'fess up...
Yogtard |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1174909
United States 11/26/2010 01:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My goddamn bitch roomate ate all my yoghurt got home after working a full shift about an hour ago and found that my roomate had drank my last four beers, rogue dead guy no less... ON THANKSGIVING.
Muther FUCK |
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United States 11/26/2010 01:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My goddamn bitch roomate ate all my yoghurt Mix a little "NAIR" in their shampoo...
J/K don't... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1174910
Australia 11/26/2010 01:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My goddamn bitch roomate ate all my yoghurt Hahahahaha, this is the best thread ever |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1174909
United States 11/26/2010 01:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My goddamn bitch roomate ate all my yoghurt Get even - find out if her 3G/4G phone is water proof !
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1170613I personally kill them with kindness. I gave said roomate that drank the beers tickets to the men's college basketball championship in a nice note that said call me next time you drink all my beer so I can get more. |