My plan to end North Korea and take China down a notch or 2.

STOP SENDING AID TO NORTH KOREA...
STOP ALL OTHER COUNTRIES EXCEPT CHINA FROM SENDING AID TO NK...

NK WILL BECOME A EXPENSIVE CHILD to China and they will quickly loose interest in NK remaining a Communist Proxy.

NK will implode from within. Be prepared to rush in to aid NK once the NK people remove lil Kim and his gay ass son from power.

China will talk a bunch a shit... so we stop ALL imports from China. Within 3 months China backs down from it's hardline stance.

World is back in order...

World peoples elect me king of the world.

I challenge Borat Obama to a game of 1 on 1.

He looses 21-14.

I am elected King for Life of the Earth.

I then make plans to destroy Saturns Rings with a series of manned spacestations that grab ring particles and toss them towards the planet where they burn up.

I die at the age of 87... and the world decides life is not worth living so everyone votes to hurl the Earth into the sun.

The End