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Boss orders female staff to wear red bracelets when they are on their PERIODS !!!

 
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Boss orders female staff to wear red bracelets when they are on their PERIODS !!!
Com'on boys, lets step in it!

Better PIN this one-just for good measure!

Sometimes the simplest of ideas are the most genius!

Obviously, the stated reason is a politically-correct, smoke-screen, the real purpose being a "bitch warning device."

Just imagine how much more enjoyable the office environment will be when you can spot a "rabid-bitch" before hand! You'll know in advance which darlings are near melt down status & which ones are game.

No more leaving it to chance-you see a RED bracelet-dodge da' bitch! Easy as that.

No doubt the dude that thought up this idea will be Nobel Prize bound!

Sometimes you can actually have your cake & eat it too!

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Boss orders female staff to wear red bracelets when they are on their periods

By Ian Sparks
Last updated at 5:36 PM on 30th November 2010


A boss in Norway has ordered all female staff to wear red bracelets during their periods - to explain why they are using the toilet more often.

The astonishing demand was revealed in report by a workers' union into 'tyrannical' toilet rules in Norwegian companies.

The study claimed businesses were becoming obsessed with lost productivity due to employees spending too much time answering the call of nature.

It found 66 per cent of managers made staff ask them for an electronic key card to gain access to the toilets so they could monitor breaks.

Toilets in one in three companies were placed under video-surveillance, while other firms made staff sign a toilet 'visitors book', the report by the Parat union said.

It added: 'But the most extreme action was taken by one manager who made women having their period wear a red bracelet to justify more frequent trips to the loo.

'Women quite justifiably feel humiliated by being tagged in this way, so that all their colleagues are aware of this intimate detail of their private life.'

The report, which did not name the firm imposing red bracelets on female staff, has now been passed on to Norway's chief comsuner ombudsman Bjorn Erik Thon.

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Last Edited by iStarbug on 11/30/2010 11:16 PM
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Re: Boss orders female staff to wear red bracelets when they are on their PERIODS !!!
Makes sense.

And whats so intimate about it??

Its a natural part of life.

I think its fair on the blokes to KNOW when they are treading on thin ice. Imagine all the ugly situations it would avoid..and the ones with the bracelts would be treated more kindly due to their present condition.
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Now we know. Audacity is a disease, and it's highly contagious.
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If this is suppose to be a bitch detector then some women need to wear it all the time.
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If this is suppose to be a bitch detector then some women need to wear it all the time.
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chuckle
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I find it tragic that humanity puts up with this slavery bullshit.
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 Quoting: Texas Uncensored


There it is......"Red Bracelet"
guys! DETOUR-DETOUR!!!
iStarbug

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And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
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Who's the moran timing the bathroom breaks?

What a sick stalker!
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Re: Boss orders female staff to wear red bracelets when they are on their PERIODS !!!
It's actually right before a period that women go all batshit. And also full moons.

GREAT IDEA THOUGH
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someone needs to put kotex pads all over the BOss's car in the morning....WHAT A COMPLETE DICK!
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They need to be confined in the menstrual hut during the curse.....
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oH SH#T! I'm surrounded by RED BRACELETS! Save yourselves guys-MAY DAY-MAY DAY.....I'm going down!!!
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So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

Monty Python - Galaxy Song
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They need to be confined in the menstrual hut during the curse.....
 Quoting: PMS survivor 907535

tomato
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So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

Monty Python - Galaxy Song
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They should screw up the system by all of them wearing it every day.
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While we are on the subject of periods....


Intelligent design my ass!
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And men should be confined the The Stupid Hut, until they are at least 30.
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oH SH#T! I'm surrounded by RED BRACELETS! Save yourselves guys-MAY DAY-MAY DAY.....I'm going down!!!
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Re: Boss orders female staff to wear red bracelets when they are on their PERIODS !!!
It is a fucking terrible idea, it is against human rights, and it is not humanitarian.

It is no ones business if they are on the period or not, if a business is that tight they should not be in business.

Oh, and I got a problem with my prostrate since I was 35, so I like to sit down and have a piss cause it feels better, so there boss, it is none of your fucking business if I need to sit on the toilet instead of use the urinal.

This is very very terrible, and I just can't believe the comments, have you people actually lived or had anything bad in your life, or a problem to deal with? Honestly, and these peopled need to wear red bracelets do you positive commenters have the concept of divinity, and human rights at all?

Last Edited by orb on 11/30/2010 11:29 PM
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Re: Boss orders female staff to wear red bracelets when they are on their PERIODS !!!
[quote - Justin McMahon, Uckfield, 1/12/2010 4:36]
I strongly suggest that all the blokes with a prostate condition wear one as well...
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It is a fucking terrible idea, it is against human rights, and it is not humanitarian.

It is no ones business if they are on the period or not, if a business is that tight they should not be in business.

Oh, and I got a problem with my prostrate since I was 35, so I like to sit down and have a piss cause it feels better, so there boss, it is none of your fucking business if I need to sit on the toilet instead of use the urinal.

This is very very terrible, and I just can't believe the comments, have you people actually lived or had anything bad in your life, or a problem to deal with? Honestly, and these peopled need to wear red bracelets do you positive commenters have the concept of divinity, and human rights at all?
 Quoting: orb


Your opinion doesn't count-you're Canadian!
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And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
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They should screw up the system by all of them wearing it every day.
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Oftentimes, women in groups do all begin to have their menstrual cycles at the same time. Some kind of weird pheromone thing.
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They should screw up the system by all of them wearing it every day.

Oftentimes, women in groups do all begin to have their menstrual cycles at the same time. Some kind of weird pheromone thing.
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Don't be FOOLED-it's deliberate! Power in #'s!
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How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
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Re: Boss orders female staff to wear red bracelets when they are on their PERIODS !!!
[quote - Justin McMahon, Uckfield, 1/12/2010 4:36]
I strongly suggest that all the blokes with a prostate condition wear one as well...

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Guys with an enlarged prostate can hold it all day.
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What part of PRE-menstrual syndrome do people not get? It's the week or so before wearing the red bracelets that you've gotta watch out for. Doh.
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 Quoting: fleshette

Y-e-a-h, I'm sensing a "RED BRACELET" here-we're going to go ahead & assign you to the RED TEAM! Pick up your RED WINGS by the door!

Last Edited by iStarbug on 11/30/2010 11:38 PM
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So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

Monty Python - Galaxy Song
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Re: Boss orders female staff to wear red bracelets when they are on their PERIODS !!!
[quote - Justin McMahon, Uckfield, 1/12/2010 4:36]
I strongly suggest that all the blokes with a prostate condition wear one as well...


Guys with an enlarged prostate can hold it all day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1171732


from experience? my father has that condition and he goes to toilet often. Don't speak if you know nothing, dumbass.

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Y-e-a-h, I'm sensing a "RED BRACELET" here-we're going to go ahead & assign you to the RED TEAM!
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No, I misread that. Not due for a few weeks

BUT I'LL LET YOU KNOW BOSS.
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Y-e-a-h, I'm sensing a "RED BRACELET" here-we're going to go ahead & assign you to the RED TEAM!


No, I misread that. Not due for a few weeks

BUT I'LL LET YOU KNOW BOSS.
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Good Girl.
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So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

Monty Python - Galaxy Song
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Noone can make you do anything.
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Noone can make you do anything.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1172063

You sound like a pre-teen.............GIRL! RED TEAM, RED WINGS by the door!
iStarbug

So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

Monty Python - Galaxy Song





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