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Unicorn Cow Discovered in China w/pic (You too can finally eat UNICORN MEAT!!!!!!!)

 
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Canned unicorn meat:

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That is a tricorn cow!
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me want
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OLD NEWS!
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Unicorns are gay...all of them!!






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I ain't eating no gay unicorn meat!
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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Unicorns are gay...all of them!!






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I ain't eating no gay unicorn meat!
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


Must be why they died out.
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what?! what?!.....
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To know for sure if it is a true unicorn, one would have to talk to the crowds who have touched Mr. Jia's cow and document how many conditions were healed, how many guilty parties identified, how many virginities restored, etc.
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how does that work? i figured with that horn it would be taking virgins not restoring them
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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Unicorns are gay...all of them!!






whitebelt





I ain't eating no gay unicorn meat!


Must be why they died out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1179178


Two bulls can't make a cow...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Unicorns are gay...all of them!!
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


Not that there's anything wrong with that... hf
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Looks like a black metal singer
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HES SACRED
I for one want to be on his best side when he learns to use his powers
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what do we know about stories from China?

80 percent bullshit
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Looks more like a Tri-corn to me.

Uni means one, that cow has 3 horns.
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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Unicorns are gay...all of them!!


Not that there's anything wrong with that... hf
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Animals don't have souls and therefore are not responsible for their actions...no morality or free will involved, so I guess you are right...about faggot animals...but I hope you are not implying humans in that...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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Looks more like a Tri-corn to me.

Uni means one, that cow has 3 horns.
 Quoting: DNAprototype


So, maybe it isn't gay after all?
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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hermaphrodites therefor bisexual
Unicorns are gay...all of them!!






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I ain't eating no gay unicorn meat!
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
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animals do have souls
cats and dog get individual ones
while game animals birds and fish get group soul
guess again
Unicorns are gay...all of them!!


Not that there's anything wrong with that... hf


Animals don't have souls and therefore are not responsible for their actions...no morality or free will involved, so I guess you are right...about faggot animals...but I hope you are not implying humans in that...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
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Chinese grandmother, 101, grows mystery horn on forehead

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OK, I'll post it.

Unicow- there can only be one !

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saint bernards are canned too.
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what happened to the lady with the horns?
I am not here for the magic. I am here for the rarity.
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animals do have souls
cats and dog get individual ones
while game animals birds and fish get group soul
guess again



Unicorns are gay...all of them!!


Not that there's anything wrong with that... hf


Animals don't have souls and therefore are not responsible for their actions...no morality or free will involved, so I guess you are right...about faggot animals...but I hope you are not implying humans in that...

 Quoting: Emerald Isle 953881


No, they don't qualify because they can't make moral decisions...you can put sweaters on them and costumes for Halloween but they have no souls...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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 Quoting: DERAIL



The One Horned Beast.

lol...
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Unicorns are gay...all of them!!






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I ain't eating no gay unicorn meat!
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

I will eat it for you
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Unicorns are gay...all of them!!








I ain't eating no gay unicorn meat!

I will eat it for you
 Quoting: Tamponfeast


You're married with kids aren't you? To the opposite sex?
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Unicorns are gay...all of them!!






:whitebelt:





I ain't eating no gay unicorn meat!
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
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we dont know its a unicorn until virginities have been restore! lmao. That quote is comedy.
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A WISE MAN NEVER PLAYS LEAPFROG WITH THE UNICORN


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its morphing into triceratops