Why do hot women hate it when you talk about jerking off?

And i wonder why you are still single......

Probably because I have no money.

I don't think it has to do with my innate repulsiveness.

"jerking off" is a vulgar expression?

Maybe try "relieving myself"

Dufus.

One time I was talking to this ugly chick, and a great thing to ask is "What do you do when your batteries run out for your vibrator?"

And the chick said to me...

"I use the shampoo bottle."

LOL.

I have no idea man.

When it comes to masturbating, women are more disgusting pigs than men... by far.

Most hot chicks are too insecure to admit they actually own a "few" vibrators.

They'll hide them in the most bizarre places when their male counterparts show up.

See what I mean gentlemen?

Hot chicks hate talking about jerking off.

I'm willing to bet dollars to donuts that natasha is mildly attractive.

I'm willing to bet more money she owns more vibrators than I do.

Wait.

That doesn't make any sense.

How about hot chicks are not desperate enough to talk to you about such private matter ?

because you're jerking off another guy like always opie.

they get tired of watching you queer off.

OK?? OK.

I think it makes sense the more attractive the more prudish you can afford to be.

We don't care. We just don't want to hear about it. It's the visual we get. We'd rather visualize our men without shirts doing manly labor, not hunched over playing with their weiners.

Hot chicks are repulsed because they "think its gross" but want nothing more than for you to think about them while you are doing it.

They cannot stand the fact that Men do NOT need them. They might not "need" us either....unless they want a KID! MEN FTW!

Seriously- its because hot chicks get sex all the time- they very well might not have to masturbate (tho 75% are LYING CUNTZ)

Ugly chicks don't have a problem with it because no one talks about sex with them! Durrrr!

LOL.

Aren't you the disgusting pig who talks about washing your asshole with soap after "taking a dump"?

I really think you're the perfect candidate for informing us of what matters should remain private.

Thread: Do you wipe or wash?

HAHAHAHAHA!

Bullshit.

You're just insecure about your own masturbating habits.

So you take it out on us.

All hot women have the secret need to be the woman you're currently masturbating to.

Though they'd never admit this.

Yup... so fucking true.

Ugly women know that they can't afford to be prudish.

Hot women are self deluded to "believe" otherwise.

No actually hot chicks don't get sex all the time. That's a common myth. The hotter or older the women is, the less sex she's getting because the average man is too scared to approach them.

Hot chicks masturbate all the time.

They can never find equal partners in any relationship.

Maybe in their youth they'll get sex all the time. But after the age of 23-25 their glory days are over and their days of having viable quantities of eggs is getting shorter by the month.

But when they're like 30? Not many men are paying them any attention anymore and they're pretty embarassed at the fact they have to continually masturbate to have decent "sexual gratification" without actually having sex with random strangers like they were so accustomed to in their youth.

Most of the time, it's the ugly chick who initiates the conversations about sex and what they have to offer.

It's the only way they can sell themselves.

We're all products and brands, and have to continuously market what services we have to offer our consumers.

Only on weekdays.

because OP is fugly that hot chicks find it so appalling discussing it with you.

you're just bitter because no hot women would talk hot stuff with you. Go whole day rounds with your boyfriends and make yourself happy.

Hey, you asked. Don't like the answer, whatever. You already have decided why women do the things they do and you're so awesome and all knowing you must be right, huh? I just realized you are Raz so won't be coming back to this thread. Your intentions are not to learn and grow, just label and smear in some twisted attempt to justify the way you are by blaming women for anything and everything instead of taking responsibility for yourself. Insecure delta male posing as an alpha.

some women like to watch a man having a romantic slow wank with dim candles casting a slinky shadow and erotic 70s porn music offering an enigmatic and electric ambiance in the background. Once she is sufficiently turned on its somtimes nice to both naked get inside a bin liner smothered in baby oil and make shapes accross the kitchen floor..Yeah baby thats hot..

You can cut out the bottom of the bin bag if you are quite tall..Its all good.