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Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?

 
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Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
Check them all out. Bush 41, 43, Carter, Regan, Clinton, Now Obama. When they start office after election, they have their natural hair color. After the first few years, boom, gray spots right on que. At the end of the term their heads look like a q-tip.

Is it b/c they show them all the ET / time travel / space alien / weather controlling machine / cancer cures / evil secrets and it melts their mind under the immense pressure to keep quiet about it?

Just soemthing weird i noticed.



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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
I've noticed that too. Keeping up the facade while taking orders from the NWO must be stressful.
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
Because they step into an arena surrounded by screaming reptiles.
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
Because if they do the wrong thing. Bang! Worst job in the world. Puppets selected to be the ring leader of this circus. Lying, cheating, backstabbing has a way of aging someone. Presidents aren't the power. Kings have never ruled. It was always the high priest.
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
clone aging fast.
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
Stress.

Once they realize that they have to 'follow the script' or die.
We all breathe the same air.
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
Stress.

Once they realize that they have to 'follow the script' or die.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy

this
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
Stress.

Once they realize that they have to 'follow the script' or die.
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Then why do they run for a second term?
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
Because if they do the wrong thing. Bang! Worst job in the world. Puppets selected to be the ring leader of this circus. Lying, cheating, backstabbing has a way of aging someone. Presidents aren't the power. Kings have never ruled. It was always the high priest.
 Quoting: CDNpiper
they do get grey noticeably fast. glad to see it take a toll on them at least.
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
because not every clone is perfect
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
Stress.

Once they realize that they have to 'follow the script' or die.

Then why do they run for a second term?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 894431


Maybe because it is in the script?
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
Because as president they finally know what haircare mind control programs are doing. Regan was the only President to continue dyeing his hair and look what happened.
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
they stop making an effort...like a tired old hausfrau after getting married.

obammy aint trying anymore and the magic has left the marriage
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
they stop making an effort...like a tired old hausfrau after getting married.

obammy aint trying anymore and the magic has left the marriage
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1188152


Yep. They dye their hair to look young and vibrant when they are on the campaign trail.
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
from all the dick sucking
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
because they are killed and cloned before they run anymore, like Obama was and the clones undergo much more rapid aging than folks that are not cloned.
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
they stop making an effort...like a tired old hausfrau after getting married.

obammy aint trying anymore and the magic has left the marriage


Yep. They dye their hair to look young and vibrant when they are on the campaign trail.
 Quoting: Enaid


Exactly! They keep those roots covered BEFORE being elected.

You should see our PM's regrowth!
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
Check them all out. Bush 41, 43, Carter, Regan, Clinton, Now Obama. When they start office after election, they have their natural hair color. After the first few years, boom, gray spots right on que. At the end of the term their heads look like a q-tip.

Is it b/c they show them all the ET / time travel / space alien / weather controlling machine / cancer cures / evil secrets and it melts their mind under the immense pressure to keep quiet about it?

Just soemthing weird i noticed.



bonghit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1178522

these ones were ALL CLONED. There were a whole bunch of Jimmy carter clones, because the process was not very perfect at the time. Look at the current Jimmy, he has a long face that does NOT match his little round face when he first ran. Jimmy had cancer bad and it was a great time to experiment with clones, actually russia did the early ones to our presidents. Do you remember Jimmy carter and the big attack rabbit story? that is WHY, he was cloned and the programming wasn't too good yet, he made a lot of silly statements.
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
they stop making an effort...like a tired old hausfrau after getting married.

obammy aint trying anymore and the magic has left the marriage


Yep. They dye their hair to look young and vibrant when they are on the campaign trail.
 Quoting: Enaid



This.

Once they are President they want to look more mature, and so they want a touch of gray.
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
I say it's because the stress of the job is tremendous !
Just the intelligence briefing, to really find out what it takes to run this country and keep the shit from hitting the fan.
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
Yep. They dye their hair to look young and vibrant when they are on the campaign trail.
 Quoting: Enaid


This
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12/08/2010 11:21 AM
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
Ok, NOBODY wants to quote my post and discuss it? where are thy minds today? This should be discussed because you have all seen several OBAMA's alone now, plus several of all the others. Since cloning is now banned by fleet, you are seeing also lots of lookalikes, which can be created by surgery, and use of genetics other than cloning to create look alikes.
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
white house rules
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Places neem damn
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
Probably due to hair color during the campaign to look good once they are in doesn't matter so much. Or they are just getting older.
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
I imagine they don't get much sleep plus being President they might know of some truly terrifying secrets.
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
Check them all out. Bush 41, 43, Carter, Regan, Clinton, Now Obama. When they start office after election, they have their natural hair color. After the first few years, boom, gray spots right on que. At the end of the term their heads look like a q-tip.

Is it b/c they show them all the ET / time travel / space alien / weather controlling machine / cancer cures / evil secrets and it melts their mind under the immense pressure to keep quiet about it?

Just soemthing weird i noticed.



bonghit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1178522


They're all using "Grecian 2000" prior to becoming President.

After their CIA/NSA briefing, they just give up using the "Grecian 2000".

damned

pennywise
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
When they are identified as potential presidents, clones are created. The clones are treated with an aging preparation to get them up to match the age they are supposed to be. The clones keep aging faster than normal humans. Take a look - it's not just the hair, it's the skin, everything.
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
Ok, NOBODY wants to quote my post and discuss it? where are thy minds today? This should be discussed because you have all seen several OBAMA's alone now, plus several of all the others. Since cloning is now banned by fleet, you are seeing also lots of lookalikes, which can be created by surgery, and use of genetics other than cloning to create look alikes.
 Quoting: Nobody in Particular


I find this line of thought fascinating. Can you expand on the idea that cloning is no longer allowed? I agree, it's more than just the hair - startling, in fact. These people don't seem to have a conscience so I don't think it is stress.
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Re: Why do all U.S. Presidents suddenly get gray hair?
you're right, it is unusual for men in their 40s and 50s to all of the sudden go gray.

i thought the grey had already started before they became president and that they dyed it to appear more attractive and virile to the voting public, but after getting all the votes they needed to get the office they stopped using the hair dye because it wasn't necessary anymore.

and then they let what was already present not be covered up any longer and then spun the whole thing as if the greying signified the accumulation of wisdom and then the other side would spin it as if something scared the color from his hair.

our next president will come in the dark hair and leave with dark hair...





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