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WAL-MART To Install Wine Vending Machines; Customers Must Take Breathalyzer Test To Buy...

 
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How humiliating for the dumbfucks that will blow into that machine.
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DATA BASE.
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DATA BASE.
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ALL YOU DUMB ASS ARE BELONGED TO WALMART
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12/09/2010 10:18 AM
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Great, it's so you can get wasted on the way home.
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No, they'll have breathalyser sensors in your vehicle as well. If you're over the limit the car won't start! The technology already exists!
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12/09/2010 10:20 AM
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What a great idea. Lower their impulses through alcohol, and get the dumb sheep to buy more shit. That should save the American economy from the excesses of Corporate greed.

Better yet. Now that Homel*nd Defen*e have taken Walmart over, they can taint the wine with a virus. Hopefully, it will only kill fat and dumb fu*ks who shop at Walmart. Time to start culling the fat dumb ones.
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12/09/2010 10:30 AM
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...so they can track the drunk ones and arrest them as they get into their cars and then log their retinas, voice sig, and DNA.
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Bingo, you just won a bottle of wine.

Yes, everything is being geared up to control every aspect of everyone's life.
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12/09/2010 10:41 AM
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Great, it's so you can get wasted on the way home.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 769657



well NO it makes you take a Breathalyzer

and I would think these machines will also control how much you buy...


thats what its all about controlling what people buy and how they buy it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 901964


Actually, what I think AC769657 was trying to say as that once you buy it, then you could open the bottle and have a few swigs on the way home, and by the time you're home, you're wasted.

I agree with you, though, and I think it is very eery that they even make people use their DRIVER'S LICENSE to buy it--under the guise of making sure that you are over 21, of course. That way, as you said, they ARE able to control how much you buy, but they would also be able to tell, at any given moment, what you buy, how much you buy, and by your drinking habits, how much you have on hand.

If enough people buy from this machine, it may even act as a prototype, so eventually, even though YOU don't want to buy from the machine, it may become mandatory for you to swipe your driver's license on a machine before you're allowed to buy your wine or beer, or other alcohol. That's scary!

Any seriously minded American who loves his freedom should steer clear of this machine--and other machines like it. It could only be a trap to help you LOSE yet another freedom!
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12/09/2010 10:47 AM
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Conditioning at it's finest, wow!
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12/09/2010 10:53 AM
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WAL-MART To Install Wine Vending Machines; Customers Must Take Breathalyzer Test To Buy...

[link to pittsburgh.cbslocal.com]
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Nothing says "CLASS" like having to take a breathalyzer at Wal-Mart to buy boxed and screw cap wine.


tard
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12/09/2010 11:05 AM
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So, how does it determine if you are 21+ - Oh let me guess "you have to provide your credit card" !
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Can you READ? Or worse yet, since the OP also posted a video, can you HEAR?

It's NOT your credit card. It's your DRIVER'S LICENSE! With your driver's license, the machine can get your name, address, phone number, arrest history, outstanding warrants, and all sorts of other POLICE DATA on you. The credit card doesn't have that information--or at least, not all of it.

First you have to put in your driver's license (ummm, to verify your age) then you have to lean over and give the breath test (ummm so they can get your breath--and DNA, and eye scan, and voice recognition, and face scan), and you take out your driver's license. THEN you put in your Debit/Credit card to pay for it.

Oh, how silly of me! I first asked if you could READ--and then I WROTE all of this!
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12/09/2010 11:17 AM
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Wow could they take a DNA sample like that?
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They will probably need a drink after watch Janet Neopalato.. can't remember how to spell her name.

I am boycotting WAL-MART because they are being so cozy with homeland security. There is no way I would trust what they are asking people to do. It like Nazism, if someone doesn't like you they just might turn you in, and you would be innocent.

Just imagine what people that want to get even with someone could and some would do.
 Quoting: daughter

More big sis using technology to capture what you buy, and store not only your ID, but face recognition, iris scan , voice scan, and DNA capture through the Breathalyzer!


All stored in the data base, supercomputer called the Beast.
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12/09/2010 11:58 AM
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Wow could they take a DNA sample like that?
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Yes it's s a new type of Breathalyzer test, that collects DNA present in the saliva.

example...
[link to www.rapiddetect.com]
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12/09/2010 12:04 PM
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Can anyone say NWO???

A self check out kiosk that not only takes your drivers license and HD picture of your face, but also takes a full DNA scan.

Yes people cleverly disguised as a 'Breathalyzer test'

(Why would this matter? Shouldn't they be concerned about what your blood alcohol content is AFTER you drink and forced to drive home??)

They have had breath DNA tests for years and if in 2006( [link to www.epigeneticsnews.com] ) they could get a full DNA scan with a hand-held device, then imagine how quick and easily they can get one using this large machine.

First its certain items such as alcohol or tobacco, then slowly make all purchases mandatory via this intrusive abomination.

Boycott the NWO machines and refuse to shop anywhere that has them, even if you have to pay a bit extra or drive farther(you will have to, its only a matter of time).
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Yes! Food, medicines, water, everything. No one can buy or sell without this technology soon.
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It figures that the last beverage they show has the word "Diablo" in the name.
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12/09/2010 12:16 PM
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"Casillero del diablo." That's the wine shown at 2 minutes in. Which, translates to "cellar of the devil." Too funny.
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12/09/2010 12:30 PM
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so what we had whisky vending machines I can remember them as far back as 1980s although to be honest i havent seen many in recent. but still plenty of beer, sake, etc. machines.
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I absolutely love your country and have great respect and admiration for your culture. The beauty of minimalism, the precision, the refinement on everything you do, from food to sophisticated technology.

Way to go, Japan!.
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12/09/2010 12:31 PM
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The practicallity of this depends on the liquor laws in the state where it's to be used. Some US states have only state-run liquor stores, which carry much more overhead and therefore are fewer and farther between in those states. Wouldn't do Oregon any good, wine is available, but liqour must be bought at a state store.
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"Casillero del diablo." That's the wine shown at 2 minutes in. Which, translates to "cellar of the devil." Too funny.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1147533

Really?. Well, I was expecting very shitty wine, but Casillero Del Diablo is a fine Chilean wine.

Concha y Toro is another one and my favorite: Undurraga.
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Pronto Kiosks


Purchasers insert their driver's license (or other state-issued ID card) into a scanning device that will read the information from the magnetic strip. A customer service representative for the PLCB will be monitoring the transaction via video link from a remote location and will check the driver's license information to ensure the consumer is of legal drinking age. They will also visually verify the person standing at the kiosk is the same person on the license.

Before the transaction is completed, the consumer will then have to test their breath alcohol concentration by using a breathalyzer. The breathalyzer sensor can determine whether a consumer is over a set BrAC level simply by having him or her blow into an opening located on the kiosk. The customer service representative will be presented with a pass/fail indication based on the breath alcohol sensor results and have the ability to approve or deny the transaction.

If the consumer presents themselves as of legal drinking age, matches the picture on the authentic ID card, passes the breathalyzer, is not visibly intoxicated, then the customer service representative will approve the sale.

[link to www.simplebrands.net]


It's all about collecting DNA, Iris and face scans to go with your drivers license, for the Beast.
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12/09/2010 12:49 PM
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They want to humiliate drug addicts.
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WAL-MART To Install Wine Vending Machines; Customers Must Take Breathalyzer Test To Buy...

[link to pittsburgh.cbslocal.com]



Nothing says "CLASS" like having to take a breathalyzer at Wal-Mart to buy boxed and screw cap wine.


tard
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


Yes, it is class/economic warfare..you've got that right at least.
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12/09/2010 12:55 PM
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this is a good idea for people who just want to purchase wine and are in a hurry and dont want to stand in a long line.

and whats the big deal about using a drivers license, u have to show it at the register too, its not like they r using it to report any info the govt doesnt allready have, and the breathalyzer, no stores will sell alcohol to a drunk person, even bars wont serve u alcohol if your too drunk.
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12/09/2010 01:14 PM
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Breathalyzers are easy to beat...
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12/09/2010 01:24 PM
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Probably a way to collect dna samples from your saliva while they i.d. you and bam right in the database. Is there a better way to do this then at the biggest corporation in the states.
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12/09/2010 01:24 PM
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Breathalyzers are easy to beat...
5a

Just blow up a balloon or two while you're sober, and keep it in your vehicle! tounge
 Quoting: SuperManny



Breath testers can detect much more than just alcohol - can detect nicotine, drugs, disease, etc
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12/09/2010 01:28 PM
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So if they have breathalyzer tests then why are there some cities where cops take your blood to test if you're drunk? All that blood going in some database or something?
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12/09/2010 01:57 PM
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Walmart just gets creepier and creepier.
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Agreed, I bet their next move, if they haven't already, put a gas in their airduct that turns off the part of your brain that says "you don't need that stupid shit, you really don't need to buy another Mag-light, I know it's badass, but you don't need this at all". And I am pretty sure those greeters are robots, just robots that don't work very well yet. There is no sarcasm here, Wal-Mart is nasty as hell.
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12/09/2010 02:00 PM
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And my drunken ventures to Wal-Mart have just gotten a hell of a lot more fun.
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