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Surgeon General Says Even ONE Cigarrette Can KILL YOU!!!!!!!

 
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In the continuing effort to make terrorists and criminals out of just about everyone, our beloved government has determined that smokers pose a grave threat to themselves and anyone within 50 miles of them, and need to be dealt with accordingly.

If you see someone smoking, buying a pack of cigarettes, or with matches in their possession, report them to the Department of Homeland Security immediately!

December 9, 2010 10:57 AM
Tobacco Smoking Danger: Even One Cigarette Risky, Surgeon General Says


(CBS/AP) - Bad news for "social smokers" - just one drag on that cigarette could be the one that causes your heart attack.

Lung cancer is what people usually fear from smoking, and yes, that can take years to strike. But the surgeon general's 30th annual report on smoking and health says tobacco smoke begins poisoning immediately, as more than 7,000 chemicals in each puff rapidly spread through the body to cause damage to nearly every organ.

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Smoking is unpatriotic
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12/09/2010 01:15 PM
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Its only the last one kills you.
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What about vaccines? I know a mom who lost her 2 year old because of a bad batch of vaccines. I guess that's okay, though, huh? How many Big Macs can you eat before you die? Couldn't one cause a heart attack? How about the frankenfoods? The pesticides? The Corexit in the gulf?
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They put cancer virus in the tobacco paper.
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It's only dangerous because commercial tobacco is contaminated with a number of toxic substances. I grow my own organic tobacco and it's far healthier and less addictive. There are some health benefits to smoking, but only if it's the real thing.
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It's only dangerous because commercial tobacco is contaminated with a number of toxic substances. I grow my own organic tobacco and it's far healthier and less addictive. There are some health benefits to smoking, but only if it's the real thing.
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Oh, and use a pipe, it's not so healthy to smoke paper.
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perhaps depends on whther tobacco is fresh or not.
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What about vaccines? I know a mom who lost her 2 year old because of a bad batch of vaccines. I guess that's okay, though, huh? How many Big Macs can you eat before you die? Couldn't one cause a heart attack? How about the frankenfoods? The pesticides? The Corexit in the gulf?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1185535


People who think like this should also be reported to the Department of Homeland Security immediately!
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12/09/2010 01:22 PM
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I been smoking since 1972 and I am in better health than 90% of the people around me. I have know lots of people to get cancer and die from smoking. But not everyone that smokes gets cancer. I think its all in your genes.
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I've worked in a foundry and now chemical plant, acigarrette will kill me? LOL
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I been smoking since 1972 and I am in better health than 90% of the people around me. I have know lots of people to get cancer and die from smoking. But not everyone that smokes gets cancer. I think its all in your genes.
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No matter.

You are now an enemy of the state.
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and the surgeon general is right. There are many stories of people talking about their heart attacks on the internet who started feeling pain right after a ciggy. They do screw with your body in a lot of ways....a rise in blood pressure and blood sugar are just two I know off the top of my head. I used to smoke myself so I know its nice to try and label warnings as a conspiracy but its really not. Ciggys are awful for you...case closed.
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If smoking is so bad then why don't they outlaw it? Oh yeah because they would rather get your taxes and have you die.
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That just proves that the Surgeon General is a complete fucking idiot.

This country is full of educated idiots playing at being "experts".

The only thing these people are expert at is lying with a straight face!
"Anarchism is not a romantic fable but the hardheaded realization, based of five thousand years of experience, that we cannot entrust the management of our lives to kings, priests, politicians, generals, or county commissioners." - Edward Abbey

"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain - that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist." -Lysander Spooner

"If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skin into their clothing, and if we're very very lucky, they'll do it in that order." - Firefly
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I am over 175k........which one is going to do me in?
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I been smoking since 1972 and I am in better health than 90% of the people around me. I have know lots of people to get cancer and die from smoking. But not everyone that smokes gets cancer. I think its all in your genes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 923589

I've been smoking since I was 8 years old. I'm in my 40s now, and the last x-ray I had of my lungs showed them to be perfectly clear and disease free! That was a few months ago.

The only reason I went to the damn "doctor" in the first place was so that my GF would stop bitching at me about getting a "check-up", since I hadn't had one since 1987!

The damn check-up cost over $170 since I don't have any form of "insurance"!

What a scam!

Stupid people will believe anything as long as it is being said by one of these stupid fucking "experts"!

Last Edited by Shingen on 12/09/2010 01:41 PM
"Anarchism is not a romantic fable but the hardheaded realization, based of five thousand years of experience, that we cannot entrust the management of our lives to kings, priests, politicians, generals, or county commissioners." - Edward Abbey

"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain - that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist." -Lysander Spooner

"If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skin into their clothing, and if we're very very lucky, they'll do it in that order." - Firefly
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Yes. Does he also say.

ONE dumb feckin full bobby scan by the Homeland Gestapo is also harmful and provides NO protection against the government sanctioned "terrorism".

No he does not because he wants to live. The friggin coward.
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Well all I can tell you is my own exp for a fact. Been smoking since 12, 50 now. Not a chane smoker. Around 1/2 pack a day. I have no side effects. Ski 3 times a week. Dirt
bike plus camp all summer. Yard work up the ass. Never tired
or outa breath. no cough. The young 20+ yrolds that go with me dont even come close to my stanima, cant keep up...
My gramps rolled his own into his 90's and still road his bike every day or so to shop.
It's in your genes as far as health goes..
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The only thing these people are expert at is lying with a straight face!
 Quoting: Shingen


Yeah and the faces are getting uglier and uglier. The story of Dorian Grey is true!

And some of them are getting quite adept at fake "terrorism".
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Stupid people will believe anything as long as it is being said by one of these stupid fucking "experts"!
 Quoting: Shingen


Time to END this shit people.

[link to healthyprotocols.com]
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yump
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If smoking is so bad then why don't they outlaw it? Oh yeah because they would rather get your taxes and have you die.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1007669


You know one thing a LOT worse than smoking?

An ubber corrupt "government" willing to slaughter us by the millions.
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FUCK THE SMOKERS as a non smoker i dont care to breathe in ARSENIC every time im outside!
fuck you.
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and no i wont stay inside.
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12/09/2010 01:48 PM
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I quit supporting tobacco terrorism and our government should too.

BAN FUCKING SMOKING AND KILN ALL SMOKERS.

Kiln the fucking Alchies, too.

Pot heads are cool

bonghit
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I quit supporting tobacco terrorism and our government should too.

BAN FUCKING SMOKING AND KILN ALL SMOKERS.

Kiln the fucking Alchies, too.

Pot heads are cool

bonghit
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Second hand smoke kills. All smokers should be arrested.
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A guy where I work with just retired, age 59. Non smoker Big health nut. The only person to ride the Seattle to Portland oregon bike trip for 31 yrs straight. Around a 250 mile ride. The dude was in top notch shape according to all the yuppy mofo's.
He just DIED of Mass heart attack 1 month after retire. This
dude did it all by the book, but that is not the answer.
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BREAKING!!!!
Surgeon General has now determined Just by thinking about smoking will kill anyone within 10 feet radius. Give us a BREAK!!!!!
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I quit supporting tobacco terrorism and our government should too.

BAN FUCKING SMOKING AND KILN ALL SMOKERS.

Kiln the fucking Alchies, too.

Pot heads are cool

bonghit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1118155



Keep cigs and kill all crappy spellers





GLP