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Don't build SNOW PENII!

 
Accidental Stoner
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12/30/2010 01:49 AM
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Believe it or not I worked on a wild land fire crew that got kicked off a fire for carving a large tree into a penis with a chainsaw. It was twards the end of a fire when we were bored sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 975400


"carving a large tree into a penis"???

Ouch!
Anonymous Coward
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12/30/2010 01:50 AM
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I have family in West Lafayette, they said to build the sculpture on their side of the river. Even though "state law" says not to, the neighbors in their area wouldn't care and just laugh (and more than likely help you build it).
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12/30/2010 01:51 AM
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Snow Pussy

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Anonymous Coward
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12/30/2010 01:59 AM
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Ludicrous

I should sue all of those obelisks at the capitol.
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Seriously... DO IT!
Anonymous Coward
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12/30/2010 02:00 AM
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Someone should build this on Gina Robinson's lawn

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Picture of Gina's neighbor

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More lawn sculpture

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Royston Vasey
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12/30/2010 02:05 AM
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the usa is the most stupid fucked up country on the face of this earth, the sooner the whole shit pile dissapears down a sink hole the better for the rest of humanity, you are without doubt a stupid bunch of jerkit
Anonymous Coward
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12/30/2010 02:11 AM
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Let's go build snow penii in someone else's yard!


Heck yeh! And then the parents tell their kids "go cry obscene" and the authorities come to bust his ass!!!
And his wife says "he was playing go fish with the kids"...and they say THATs a lie, we know there are no fish left!
True story...just wait a bit.
Anonymous Coward
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12/30/2010 02:20 AM
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lol wtf ever! if it snows here again i will make a giant snow dick out of spite. all my snow is melted so far :(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 761652

Let me ask you a ?.
would you think it would be normal if someone had a plastic or wooden sculpture of a penis in their front yard on a resedental street all year long?
Anonymous Coward
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12/30/2010 02:21 AM
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lol wtf ever! if it snows here again i will make a giant snow dick out of spite. all my snow is melted so far :(

Let me ask you a ?.
would you think it would be normal if someone had a plastic or wooden sculpture of a penis in their front yard on a resedental street all year long?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 975204

or like a statue of a naked man with a boner?
Anonymous Coward
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12/30/2010 02:36 AM
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the usa is the most stupid fucked up country on the face of this earth, the sooner the whole shit pile dissapears down a sink hole the better for the rest of humanity, you are without doubt a stupid bunch of jerkit
 Quoting: Royston Vasey 1183625

Hey! Some of them should go down...but some of us are decent and law abiding and screwed by those who care not! So please don't send us all down the same path that they deserve!!! They cleared that path. And yes, they deserve to go down it. But I avoided it!!! And I know plenty others who avoided it as well! Just they don't listen due to greed. Don't put all the apples in the same barrel! If you do, you can't save any!
Least Servant

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12/30/2010 02:45 AM
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Yes, it's only ok to have giant penises on display if they were made by people before penises were... I can't even say it.

This is dumb.

Are we there yet?

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Anonymous Coward
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12/30/2010 02:48 AM
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lol wtf ever! if it snows here again i will make a giant snow dick out of spite. all my snow is melted so far :(

Let me ask you a ?.
would you think it would be normal if someone had a plastic or wooden sculpture of a penis in their front yard on a resedental street all year long?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 975204

How about you go to Japan for the Penis festival? Or the Vagina festival? Where even the kids carry the objects of objection?! Maybe not all year long...but a freakin festival!?!? I'd take it all year long in a single yard if not accepted in the movies and advertisements every day all year long! Plastic, wooden, metal or snow, over the crap shoved down our throats by the "famous"!
Anonymous Coward
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12/30/2010 02:57 AM
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It is vulgar, but illegal?
Prof_Rabbit

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12/30/2010 03:01 AM
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Of course there are those who can sculpt...

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emerald_glow

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12/30/2010 03:04 AM
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How could they report that with a straight face?
hehehe

 Quoting: Texas Uncensored


That is that I was wondering about...they must have practiced it in advance...or licked some thing real sour lemon before. They had to, if they don't want to get fired...

lmao lmao lmao

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12/30/2010 03:11 AM
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That newsstation I'm sure exploited the situation to maximum effect. "Tonight, on Action News, a snow sculpture provokes outrage in a Lafayette neighborhood." Promo repeated 20 times in the 8-11 timeslot.

A human penis isn't obscene. It's a gift from God.
Terpentin

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12/30/2010 03:23 AM
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wtf

Whatever happened to the land of the free? I would suppose since it is his yard and his snow, he should be allowed to build whatever he wants with it, no?

Some of you people never cease to amaze me...
- sol lucet omnibus -
Anonymous Coward
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12/30/2010 03:26 AM
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That newsstation I'm sure exploited the situation to maximum effect. "Tonight, on Action News, a snow sculpture provokes outrage in a Lafayette neighborhood." Promo repeated 20 times in the 8-11 timeslot.

A human penis isn't obscene. It's a gift from God.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1182578

some truly are
Anonymous Coward
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12/30/2010 03:44 AM
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"The cops laughed, and drove away."


LMAO!!!!!!!! I would have too if I was a cop.
These uber-christian nutcases think they have a monopoly on morality. Get out of here.

That woman got that two year old from bouncing on a penis.

And that little boy is just pretending to hate penises because he wants his mom and dad to think he doesn't masturbate.

LOL
 Quoting: Eyeseeall


I'll bet the newscasters were laughing too. It probably took them 10 takes to record that broadcast. lol
Anonymous Coward
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12/30/2010 04:54 AM
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I should have every annoying bachelorette party arrested for carrying around those fake blow up penises and dick straws into my restaurant.
Anonymous Coward
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12/30/2010 05:02 AM
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Puritan maggots.

You shit me to tears.
Anonymous Coward
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12/30/2010 05:04 AM
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wtf

Whatever happened to the land of the free? I would suppose since it is his yard and his snow, he should be allowed to build whatever he wants with it, no?

Some of you people never cease to amaze me...
 Quoting: Terpentin


Agreed. But I'd personally prefer the right to question the holohoax without fear of imprisonment.
Bin Looney
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12/30/2010 05:13 AM
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I never thought snowballs would be considered offensive!

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Anonymous Coward
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12/30/2010 06:04 AM
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But rule it ART and the National Endowment for the Arts will fund them, and place them is a museum for all to see.

Lable it something having to do with desecration of Diety, and it will be a National Monument.
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12/30/2010 06:06 AM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1121380


Those are good! When my sons were young, I helped them and some neighborhood kids build a dinosaur.
Anonymous Coward
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12/30/2010 06:10 AM
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Police and law makers must not have enuff to do.. The trivia they notice is exceptional.. except for 9-11. They Don't want to arrest the culprits.

Wanna know who did 9-11? See who made the money.

Wanna know who killed the Gulf of Mexico.? See who made the money.

Wanna see who is destroying America? See who is making the money.
Anonymous Coward
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12/30/2010 06:12 AM
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Will you listen to these cry babies in this vid. Even a boy who should be LHAO is acting like a little fag.
Anonymous Coward
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12/30/2010 06:14 AM
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Re: Don't build SNOW PENII!
how did they know it was a penis? could have been to balls and a stick... think it was her dirty mind that created this whole mess...

anyway we have real statues here in nz that depict male and female genitals, this is on display at any marae

the kids see them, we don't find it offensive...at least most of us...

if you don't like it... don't fucking look at it, i will create all the snowdicks i want here in nz, because its legal :)
Anonymous Coward
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12/30/2010 06:15 AM
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I MEAN WHO THE FUCK CALLS 911 OVER THIS SHIT?
Anonymous Coward
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12/30/2010 06:16 AM
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The guy who called 911 should be fined here for wasting police time

is this fucking for real? epic fail for society





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