WOW MINDFUCK!!! No kidding. Jesus. This is just like a dream I had. Well, let me preface by saying that I dreamed Obama would be President Probably before he officially announced his candidacy.

Then after he was Pres, I had a dream of a bus, and he was in the drivers' seat, but somebody in the midddle right hand side of the aisle was driving the bus.

And I'm convinced that there is some sort of power behind it, but I don't know if my dreams are coming from God or... some really sophisticated human invention....

Anyway, what was I going to say?

Oh, the first CHAPTER of your STORY? I don't want to read any STORIES, STORIS are fary tails you tell little children to get them to fall asleep.