Birds aren't afraid of anything. They stand on electrical wires.

why don't birds fly to the moon?

chickens don't stand on electrical wires, silly

Brilliant!

Btw, I actually did step on a high-voltage wire once. One of those main power lines that had been knocked off and ripped by a storm.

Fortunately, it was not the live end. Or it would have been my life´s end...

They would if they could!!!

It's because to them, flying to the moon is boring. They already get all the excitement they want from standing on electrical wires!!!!

THRILLSEEKERS!! CHIRPY CHIRPY CHEEP CHEEP!!

Hence the say : BIRD BRAIN

A birdbrain refers to a stupid person. Often it refers to a person with a short attention span.

do you have a video?, if not u stinky

Here are some birds standing on a power line IN THE RAIN!!!! You wouldn't do that, would you??

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LOL :-D
I know what yooouuu'vvve been doing tonite

Woke up this mornin an my moma was gone...
Chirrrpy... Chirrpy, Chirpy,Cheap cheap!

Why then would they not land on my Cat?

if you touch one wire your ok but if you touch both ZAP dead bird

---PLEASE DON'T BE A FOOL AND TEST THAT OUT FOR YOURSELF--- just something I heard

Have you told them they are electrical wires?

Do the birds know?

Maybe it gives them a buzz?

When the bird perches on a live wire, her body becomes charged--for the moment, it's at the same voltage as the wire. But no current flows into her body. A body is a poor conductor compared to copper wire, so there's no reason for electrons to take a detour through the bird. More importantly, electrons current flow from a region of high voltage to one of low voltage. The drifting current, in effect, ignores the bird.

But if a bird (or a power line worker) accidentally touches an electrical "ground" while in contact with the high-voltage wire, she completes an electrical circuit. A ground is a region of approximately zero voltage. The earth, and anything touching it that can conduct current, is the ground.

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hope this clears things up for you and makes you

stealing jokes?

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