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My thrilling experience with a Ouija Board

 
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My thrilling experience with a Ouija Board
My friend bought it, don't remember where. We set it down on the table and proceeded to ask the spirits if any were present...nothing happened, we asked them to show themselves...nothing happened. I then drew a pentagram on the Ouija board and the numbers "666" in the hopes that it would make something happen... still nothing happened.

Eventually we gave up on it and ended up throwing it in the closet. Months later we remembered we threw it in the closet, and took it out, then we lit it on fire and threw it away.

True story, true story...
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Re: My thrilling experience with a Ouija Board
Must have been a Chinese knock off.
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Re: My thrilling experience with a Ouija Board
why would you burn it if nothing happened ??
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Re: My thrilling experience with a Ouija Board
why would you burn it if nothing happened ??
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because its fun to burn things? did the same thing with an xbox and a graphics card.
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why would you burn it if nothing happened ??


because its fun to burn things? did the same thing with an xbox and a graphics card.
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Gosh, get someone to look after your car. Everything's in danger with you around.
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01/02/2011 11:23 AM
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Re: My thrilling experience with a Ouija Board
I had one shaped like a boomerang, i threw it out of the window because it was evil and satanic and it came back every time i tried to throw it away.

Even more proof that oujia boards and evil and jesus is the saviour, and god loves you.

If you pray to jesus he will save you, but if you dont pray you will burn in hell forever, with satan and demons and homosexuals, liberals, communists and cubans.
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Re: My thrilling experience with a Ouija Board
because its fun to burn things? did the same thing with an xbox
 Quoting: Gloomy


xbox's are satanic though, big black monolith of broken dreams and failed promises.

DIE DIE DIE EVIL!!
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Re: My thrilling experience with a Ouija Board
why would you burn it if nothing happened ??
 Quoting: Sugarelf


Because a non functioning oujia board is pretty boring; shit on fire is allays exciting, unless its a building you are trapped in.

Last Edited by Atheist on 01/02/2011 11:25 AM
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I know someone who burned an Ouija board and he and others present saw the black smoke rise up and heard a voice say, "but I'm friendly..."
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I know someone who burned an Ouija board and he and others present saw the black smoke rise up and heard a voice say, "but I'm friendly..."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 717934


It was Jesus's hispanic brother, Jose.

He is such a joker, that crazy Jose.
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Re: My thrilling experience with a Ouija Board
My friend bought it, don't remember where. We set it down on the table and proceeded to ask the spirits if any were present...nothing happened, we asked them to show themselves...nothing happened. I then drew a pentagram on the Ouija board and the numbers "666" in the hopes that it would make something happen... still nothing happened.

Eventually we gave up on it and ended up throwing it in the closet. Months later we remembered we threw it in the closet, and took it out, then we lit it on fire and threw it away.

True story, true story...
 Quoting: Gloomy





You tried frivolous Ouija use, summoning evil just for a thrill? You believe that any spirits good or evil are enslaved by a symbol? Egomaniac mortals!

See the other "Ouiji" thread for some real thrilling stories. You're not worth the effort of communication, apparently... for me either.
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You tried frivolous Ouija use, summoning evil just for a thrill? You believe that any spirits good or evil are enslaved by a symbol? Egomaniac mortals!

See the other "Ouiji" thread for some real thrilling stories. You're not worth the effort of communication, apparently... for me either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1136808


Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Re: My thrilling experience with a Ouija Board
Using the Ouija is thrilling and fun. You never know what is going to happen. You do not get demons every time, and when you do you can use them to play tricks on people. An Demons can almost literally scare a girl out of her pants, which always leads to another kind of fun.
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The only believable story concerning the Ouija board i have ever read. chuckle
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Re: My thrilling experience with a Ouija Board
You tried frivolous Ouija use, summoning evil just for a thrill? You believe that any spirits good or evil are enslaved by a symbol? Egomaniac mortals!

See the other "Ouiji" thread for some real thrilling stories. You're not worth the effort of communication, apparently... for me either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1136808


People are just a bunch of fraidy cats. To scared of their own shadows to have fun. It is obvious that when people put their apprehensions behind them and look at it as a fun adventure, it is a really enjoyable, uplifting and thrilling bit of fun. I think you are just trying to keep the enjoyment and enlightenment to yourself by scaring people away.
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Re: My thrilling experience with a Ouija Board
because its fun to burn things? did the same thing with an xbox


xbox's are satanic though, big black monolith of broken dreams and failed promises.

DIE DIE DIE EVIL!!
 Quoting: Atheist

A Ouija is more fun than an Xbox when the electricity fails during a blackout.
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