Yesterdy I was headed to Tractor Supply and this tabby cat ran out into the road and I ran over it.

So I stopped and this lady came out the house screamin bloddy murder.I told her I was sorry but the cat ran out into the road.She was wailing.

I felt bad so I offered her 50 bucks for a new cat and she went nuts and demanded 200 dollars. I wasn't about to give her that.

Then a city cop stopped and I explained the situation,and the bastard wrote ME a ticket.