Just Happened Again. The Duck is not a Phone But there's this incessant ringing following his little bassackwards gait.


Most of them are advertisements for tow trucks and jail bonds, But why did all the Refrigerator magnets just swoosh and fall to the floor?! ! !

My goodness is there any hope for jotting down a quick shopping list and having it conveniently on the door anymore....

oh noz.

So i heard a wierd kapoof sound and i went into my old closet with my even older boyscout uniform and i put it on and i think i gained weight like maybe 12 pounds over thirty years.

oh, anyway, in the vest pocket were some condoms, not that the boy scout leaders were that frisky, i was also an altar boy, and what was left of a compass.

oh noz,

what is happening to my stuff.

i might have to eat the duck