When TSHTF you don't want to be the guy sitting on the toilet empty-handed. Swipe-a-sock isn't good for long-term and they don't make phone books like they used to.

He who fails to plan, plans to fail. Maybe you can use some of thoise dead birds falling out of the sky, but then you might end up having to fend off shit-stained zombie birds.

So GLP, what is the best kind of TP to stock up on for your doom bunker? Scott? Charmin? Two-ply or single ply?