Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 1,567 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 608,983
Pageviews Today: 943,333Threads Today: 307Posts Today: 6,097
02:03 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

GLP Doom Preparedness: What Kind Of Toilet Paper Should You Stock Up On For TSHTF?

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1205298
United States
01/07/2011 11:10 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
GLP Doom Preparedness: What Kind Of Toilet Paper Should You Stock Up On For TSHTF?
When TSHTF you don't want to be the guy sitting on the toilet empty-handed. Swipe-a-sock isn't good for long-term and they don't make phone books like they used to.

He who fails to plan, plans to fail. Maybe you can use some of thoise dead birds falling out of the sky, but then you might end up having to fend off shit-stained zombie birds.

So GLP, what is the best kind of TP to stock up on for your doom bunker? Scott? Charmin? Two-ply or single ply?
KrapKleaner

User ID: 73368021
United States
12/04/2018 02:45 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP Doom Preparedness: What Kind Of Toilet Paper Should You Stock Up On For TSHTF?
spread your buttcheeks and make no mess.
jake

User ID: 76890717
United States
12/04/2018 02:49 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP Doom Preparedness: What Kind Of Toilet Paper Should You Stock Up On For TSHTF?
I prefer the kind made out of paper

it seems to rectify the situation

Last Edited by Jake on 12/04/2018 02:53 PM
darth

User ID: 76753197
United States
12/04/2018 02:54 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP Doom Preparedness: What Kind Of Toilet Paper Should You Stock Up On For TSHTF?
Save all those junk mail catalogs in a big box in the garage.

When the water stops running, you can build an outhouse.
Deplorable Klinger

User ID: 76892673
Canada
12/04/2018 03:00 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: GLP Doom Preparedness: What Kind Of Toilet Paper Should You Stock Up On For TSHTF?
The ones that show kittens on the package are intended for vaginal wiping while the ones that show daisies are intended for anal wiping?

I suggest dual usage generic toilet paper.
Deplorable in a tin foil hat