Urgent crisis has come up and only need the highest quality and sharpest posters...

They know how to abuse emotional bodies to cause addiction.
It´s done by a black magic enhancing secret technology.

Kevin is a soulless entity.
Their days on earth are numbered.

How much quality do you have to have in order to post here?

ROFLMAO...


Yeah, I guess someone has to bump it.


Still makes me proud, 5 years later.

Will you get on with it, already. Apparently God is telling people to leave Florida and move to North Carolina, Ed Dames´s killshot is on its way real soon now, and the earth´s core is getting hot Hot HOT. Oh, and the annual Perseid meteor shower peaks on the morning of August 12th, although, y´know, that shouldn´t be much a surprise, given that it happens every year...

But with all this excitement on GLP you are in danger of losing people´s attention ...

OK, I have all my facts straight and computed yet a 5th time, afraid this is completely accurate and built on a solid foundation. Are the people with the skills here yet to confirm/debunk this yet???

Time is shorter than I thought and I am going to my safehaven for good this weekend if...

I, sir, am of the highest quality and have been blessed with one of the sharpest minds ever to be given an earthly body. Now what sayest thou that I may ponder heftily upon my porcelain throne...

To reply. When you assemble here, I´ll tell you in detail the problem in full, going to make sure I have all my facts straight...

If they are indeed correct...