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Two Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door...

 
Blue Dwarf
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Two Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door...
A woman, and a young girl.

They vomited their usual rhetoric.

Before I could even answer, my wife pushed me out of the way and screamed "There is no God!", spit on the ground in front of them, and slammed the door.

My jaw hit the floor.

I've wanted to do that for years.

A bit harsh, yes, but I don't think we'll be seeing them again anytime soon.

How do you folks respond when they come to your door?
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Re: Two Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door...
nothing wrong with the witnesses. More real than the other christian sects.
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Re: Two Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door...
A woman, and a young girl.

They vomited their usual rhetoric.

Before I could even answer, my wife pushed me out of the way and screamed "There is no God!", spit on the ground in front of them, and slammed the door.

My jaw hit the floor.

I've wanted to do that for years.

A bit harsh, yes, but I don't think we'll be seeing them again anytime soon.

How do you folks respond when they come to your door?
 Quoting: Blue Dwarf


Show them John 10:34 and ask for their explanation. Usually shuts them up!!
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Re: Two Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door...
nothing wrong with the witnesses. More real than the other christian sects.
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This is what I think of them....

:dork:
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Re: Two Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door...
meh, they just take their (dumb) faith to more logical extremes. if you think everyone is going to hell, then fuck you if you dont try to get people to go to heaven instead.
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Re: Two Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door...
If people want to be a nut, then let them be a nut.

I just don't appreciate their door-to-door activities.
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Not this shit again.
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I growl at them sort of like a dog as I foam at the mouth. Then in demonic voice ask, "What business do you have with us, servents of the true god"? They run.
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dogmacalls
 Quoting: nanuke



That could have ended in a catastrophy.
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If people want to be a nut, then let them be a nut.

I just don't appreciate their door-to-door activities.
 Quoting: Blue Dwarf


^this^
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Re: Two Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door...
Your wife will get run over by a bus now.

Foul whores of Babylon meet the greasy road...


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Even though I believe that Jehovah witnesses are a cult controlled by the watchtower, I do admire there devotion and loyalty to it.
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Re: Two Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door...
Hahaa good one

I once asked them if they had read the Gnostic texts and the Sumerian and Babylonian epics, when they said no I said, alright I have read your Bible but you haven't read the other books I've read, so go read them and come back and we will talk then.

They weren't too happy about it but they couldn't argue much either so they left.



A woman, and a young girl.

They vomited their usual rhetoric.

Before I could even answer, my wife pushed me out of the way and screamed "There is no God!", spit on the ground in front of them, and slammed the door.

My jaw hit the floor.

I've wanted to do that for years.

A bit harsh, yes, but I don't think we'll be seeing them again anytime soon.

How do you folks respond when they come to your door?


Show them John 10:34 and ask for their explanation. Usually shuts them up!!
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Even though I believe that Jehovah witnesses are a cult controlled by the watchtower, I do admire there devotion and loyalty to it.
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That's great, good for them.

Just don't come peddling it at my doorstep.
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Re: Two Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door...
Ask them if they would like a brownie and give them one of the special brownies in the freezer. And then wait...
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How do you folks respond when they come to your door?
 Quoting: Blue Dwarf

I tell them I didn't see the accident
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Re: Two Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door...
I don't understand how they profess to follow the Bible, and yet, follow the teachings of false prophets.
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Re: Two Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door...
not voting is another action I question
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Re: Two Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door...
Audio only, but rated X just the same...so be warned.




Old as dirt, but funny just the same.










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not voting is another action I question
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1186963

I like that about them. I wish all christians would refrain from voting.
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Re: Two Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door...
When they come to my door, I punch them in the neck.
Pearl Harbor was an inside job.
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Re: Two Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door...
My husband gets into arguments with them complaining about all the parts of the bible they willfully ignore.
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Re: Two Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door...
Ban Saturdays!!
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I growl at them sort of like a dog as I foam at the mouth. Then in demonic voice ask, "What business do you have with us, servents of the true god"? They run.
 Quoting: Shemale Barbi


That is pretty funny. I don't think I could pull it off, but very funny. Is this a joke or did you really do that? If ya did, rockon
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Re: Two Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door...
Don't complain when things get really bad, and there is no way out. Everyone is having a chance to listen, and make a choice whose side they want to be on, Satan's, or Jehovah's.

Matt 24:14:

This good news of the Kimgdom will be preached in the entire inhabited earth for a witness to all the nations, then the end will come.

If you look at the JW's worldwide, they are faithfully completing this activity, like it or not, it was prophesied.......by Jesus.
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I growl at them sort of like a dog as I foam at the mouth. Then in demonic voice ask, "What business do you have with us, servents of the true god"? They run.


That is pretty funny. I don't think I could pull it off, but very funny. Is this a joke or did you really do that? If ya did, rockon
 Quoting: Last of the Maccabees


I really have done that and they do run.
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I wore a satanic shirt to the door once, and they kinda got nervous and said "never mind", then left. I'm agnostic, but I wear satanic shirts to troll the Christians.
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Re: Two Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door...
The last time I had JW's at my door, I had three barking dogs....I turned around and said Satan, Lucifer, Azazel, SHUT UP!!!

I then looked at the two ladies at my door, asked if I could help hem....they just turned away and did not say a word.

I have not had a JW since ;)
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Re: Two Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door...
The last time I had JW's at my door, I had three barking dogs....I turned around and said Satan, Lucifer, Azazel, SHUT UP!!!

I then looked at the two ladies at my door, asked if I could help hem....they just turned away and did not say a word.

I have not had a JW since ;)
 Quoting: Azarius


Good Job! I love Jdubs and Mormons.
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Re: Two Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door...
Show them John 10:34 and ask for their explanation. Usually shuts them up!!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1230093



John 10:
34Jesus answered them, Is it not written in your law, I said, Ye are gods?


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