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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1230093 United States 01/15/2011 02:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A woman, and a young girl. Quoting: Blue DwarfThey vomited their usual rhetoric. Before I could even answer, my wife pushed me out of the way and screamed "There is no God!", spit on the ground in front of them, and slammed the door. My jaw hit the floor. I've wanted to do that for years. A bit harsh, yes, but I don't think we'll be seeing them again anytime soon. How do you folks respond when they come to your door? Show them John 10:34 and ask for their explanation. Usually shuts them up!! |
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nanuke User ID: 1003108 United States 01/15/2011 02:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ~you are love ~the key...it's almost time. !poke the bulge! ~here is my hand...it can be closed like a fist...or open to hold...yet it is still my hand. ~Today is cancelled...due to lack of interest. ~Without order nothing exists. Without chaos nothing evolves. ac 618285: ~"without both order and chaos, the illusion would not be able to continue. one day in the far away future, order will submit to chaos and the entire illusion will vanish." -------------------------------- :nan1: |
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teamster User ID: 878454 United States 01/15/2011 02:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Even though I believe that Jehovah witnesses are a cult controlled by the watchtower, I do admire there devotion and loyalty to it. . This is a must see video......This woman describes why we have, and should protect our second amendment. [link to video.google.com] . . Rights do not require government registration, certification, or approval, and are not subject to any form of taxation — otherwise they are not rights, they are privileges granted at the discretion of the government, controlled by the government, and revocable by the government. By Brian Puckett. [link to www.geoffmetcalf.com] |
Manu User ID: 1227084 Spain 01/15/2011 02:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hahaa good one I once asked them if they had read the Gnostic texts and the Sumerian and Babylonian epics, when they said no I said, alright I have read your Bible but you haven't read the other books I've read, so go read them and come back and we will talk then. They weren't too happy about it but they couldn't argue much either so they left. A woman, and a young girl. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1230093They vomited their usual rhetoric. Before I could even answer, my wife pushed me out of the way and screamed "There is no God!", spit on the ground in front of them, and slammed the door. My jaw hit the floor. I've wanted to do that for years. A bit harsh, yes, but I don't think we'll be seeing them again anytime soon. How do you folks respond when they come to your door? Show them John 10:34 and ask for their explanation. Usually shuts them up!! |
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Last of the Maccabees User ID: 1085395 United States 01/15/2011 03:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I growl at them sort of like a dog as I foam at the mouth. Then in demonic voice ask, "What business do you have with us, servents of the true god"? They run. Quoting: Shemale BarbiThat is pretty funny. I don't think I could pull it off, but very funny. Is this a joke or did you really do that? If ya did, [link to www.godsmessageontheweb.com (secure)] - My Podcasts (RSS) [link to www.godsmessageontheweb.com (secure)] - My Site (SSL) [link to www.wheniwokeupthismorning.com] - Aliens are Demons [link to godsmessage.indianapolisunderground.com] - Free Audio and Web Bibles. We are fishers of men. Fishermen don't bang gongs and scream to catch fish. They "wisely" bait their hooks and capture the imagination of the fish. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1231233 Ecuador 01/15/2011 03:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Matt 24:14: This good news of the Kimgdom will be preached in the entire inhabited earth for a witness to all the nations, then the end will come. If you look at the JW's worldwide, they are faithfully completing this activity, like it or not, it was prophesied.......by Jesus. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1162162 United States 01/15/2011 03:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I growl at them sort of like a dog as I foam at the mouth. Then in demonic voice ask, "What business do you have with us, servents of the true god"? They run. Quoting: Last of the MaccabeesThat is pretty funny. I don't think I could pull it off, but very funny. Is this a joke or did you really do that? If ya did, I really have done that and they do run. |
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Azarius User ID: 1165228 United States 01/15/2011 03:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The last time I had JW's at my door, I had three barking dogs....I turned around and said Satan, Lucifer, Azazel, SHUT UP!!! I then looked at the two ladies at my door, asked if I could help hem....they just turned away and did not say a word. I have not had a JW since ;) Anyone who tells you that their religion is better than yours, run away from them as fast as you can. ------------------------- I'm not in the business of seeing whatever pleases you. ------------------------- You don't know me, I am nothing but a stranger to you. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1162162 United States 01/15/2011 03:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The last time I had JW's at my door, I had three barking dogs....I turned around and said Satan, Lucifer, Azazel, SHUT UP!!! Quoting: AzariusI then looked at the two ladies at my door, asked if I could help hem....they just turned away and did not say a word. I have not had a JW since ;) Good Job! I love Jdubs and Mormons. |
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