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Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?

 
Richard Eldritch
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Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
How come they never appear before a Havard Proffessor or an Oxford Don? The huge majority of UFO experiances seem to involve simple country types.
Could this be because country Folk are more friendly?
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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
They taste better 1rof1
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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
They tatse better 1rof1
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Hmmm maybe your right? I wonder if its the Crysal Meth in their blood stream.
I mean I understand why the Alien Pervs are into Colleen Thomas.....

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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
Maybe its all the fertilizer? 1dunno1
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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
How come they never appear before a Havard Proffessor or an Oxford Don? The huge majority of UFO experiances seem to involve simple country types.
Could this be because country Folk are more friendly?
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Maybe that is how they remain unidentified.
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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
They tatse better 1rof1

Hmmm maybe your right? I wonder if its the Crysal Meth in their blood stream.
I mean I understand why the Alien Pervs are into Colleen Thomas.....
 Quoting: Richard Eldritch

LOL You quoted my typo fore I could fixerize it ha
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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
Every rapist knows you pick whores and retards. The cops and courts will never believe them. If I was an alien looking to probe somebody's butthole for DNA I'd be picking up drunken JoeBob Hayseed.

It stands to reason.
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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
How come they never appear before a Havard Proffessor or an Oxford Don? The huge majority of UFO experiances seem to involve simple country types.
Could this be because country Folk are more friendly?


Maybe that is how they remain unidentified.
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:verydamned:
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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
They tatse better 1rof1

Hmmm maybe your right? I wonder if its the Crysal Meth in their blood stream.
I mean I understand why the Alien Pervs are into Colleen Thomas.....

LOL You quoted my typo fore I could fixerize it ha
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Ahhh We don need no steenking Spmelling...
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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
Every rapist knows you pick whores and retards. The cops and courts will never believe them. If I was an alien looking to probe somebody's butthole for DNA I'd be picking up drunken JoeBob Hayseed.

It stands to reason.
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And a swab would be so much more user friendly..know what I mean?> lmao
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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
Actually they misinterpret the praying of this guys, with a request for an anal probe.

Well , they want to be raptured!

Btw its easier to gyt them out of the darn trailOr
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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
They tatse better 1rof1

Hmmm maybe your right? I wonder if its the Crysal Meth in their blood stream.
I mean I understand why the Alien Pervs are into Colleen Thomas.....

LOL You quoted my typo fore I could fixerize it ha

Ahhh We don need no steenking Spmelling...
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I toetalee agreee
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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
Because they think no one would believe them.
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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
How come they never appear before a Havard Proffessor or an Oxford Don? The huge majority of UFO experiances seem to involve simple country types.
Could this be because country Folk are more friendly?


Maybe that is how they remain unidentified.
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For all we know Aliens could like Shredded pork and Grits....
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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
LOL 5 stars

..for Farmer Bob of course :)

Jimmy Dean is an alien LOL
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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
Every rapist knows you pick whores and retards. The cops and courts will never believe them. If I was an alien looking to probe somebody's butthole for DNA I'd be picking up drunken JoeBob Hayseed.

It stands to reason.
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From my experience Educated women are rather fond of having their butt holes Probed?
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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
My guess is because they are related, see, no need to worry about the aliens after all, they will simply land, find a nice little corner of the world and spend the rest of infinity backyard wrestling on cheap beer in Dungarees. No doom to see here, threat over, move along.
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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
My guess is because they are related, see, no need to worry about the aliens after all, they will simply land, find a nice little corner of the world and spend the rest of infinity backyard wrestling on cheap beer in Dungarees. No doom to see here, threat over, move along.
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So Buba and ZONGFAR go a few rounds in the Mud pit? makes sense....
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I hope this hels you in your research Richard
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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
My guess is because they are related, see, no need to worry about the aliens after all, they will simply land, find a nice little corner of the world and spend the rest of infinity backyard wrestling on cheap beer in Dungarees. No doom to see here, threat over, move along.

So Buba and ZONGFAR go a few rounds in the Mud pit? makes sense....
 Quoting: Richard Eldritch

lofl.
We must take this US antagonistic tone into vc at some point, would be quite a crack.
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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
My guess is because they are related, see, no need to worry about the aliens after all, they will simply land, find a nice little corner of the world and spend the rest of infinity backyard wrestling on cheap beer in Dungarees. No doom to see here, threat over, move along.

So Buba and ZONGFAR go a few rounds in the Mud pit? makes sense....

lofl.
We must take this US antagonistic tone into vc at some point, would be quite a crack.
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POINT! Tonight then? There are more Experts from the mid west and that time.
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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
From my experience Educated women are rather fond of having their butt holes Probed?
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So you're telling me you think it would be easier to snatch some marketing executive bitch off the streets of New York rather than some bumpkin off a dirt country road in Possum Holler, population 243.

Use your fucking head Eldritch.
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I hope this hels you in your research Richard
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My god! Talk about great minds think alike,really hadn't seen that.
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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
From my experience Educated women are rather fond of having their butt holes Probed?


So you're telling me you think it would be easier to snatch some marketing executive bitch off the streets of New York rather than some bumpkin off a dirt country road in Possum Holler, population 243.

Use your fucking head Eldritch.
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They're super advanced aliens for fucks sake! What the fuck do they care if its newyork or Dwayneville Alobama?
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Bubba jay is an abductee, possibly he can tell you what happened to him!
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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
How come they never appear before a Havard Proffessor or an Oxford Don? The huge majority of UFO experiances seem to involve simple country types.
Could this be because country Folk are more friendly?
 Quoting: Richard Eldritch



Aliens go for country folk 'cos the hillbillies look like they do:

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I hope this hels you in your research Richard

My god! Talk about great minds think alike,really hadn't seen that.
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In bloody deed. I would say he stole our joke, but then again this may have been recorded before 11:00 am this morning. I think the other half has a friend around tonight, but I may get some time out, jesus, sounds like I am her biaatch. I am not sure how well it would be received in my business circles to be known to be involved in a voice chat session on a site for complete and utter lunatics, I guess I am also afraid of 'ridicule fear'!
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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
They figure people out in the country probably don't have missiles to try and shoot them down.
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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
Well i bet most who have seen a ufo are unemployed, time to stay up late at night ,sit on the porch rocking the chair watching the sky's.
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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
From my experience Educated women are rather fond of having their butt holes Probed?


So you're telling me you think it would be easier to snatch some marketing executive bitch off the streets of New York rather than some bumpkin off a dirt country road in Possum Holler, population 243.

Use your fucking head Eldritch.
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LOL!
Cui Bono?
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Re: Why do UFOs seem to favour simple country folk from the mid west?
they pick the most retarded to see how much were devolvong ... recknecks are it





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