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JESUS IS SORT OF REAL BUT NOT REAL

 
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chuckle
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Correct.
Jesus is REAL STATE.
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I like reading the gospels that arent in the bible about Jesus of Nazereth because they say that he visited Britain.
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so funny

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I like reading the gospels that arent in the bible about Jesus of Nazereth because they say that he visited Britain.
 Quoting: Strawberry


He visited India as well.
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He was on a World Tour with the Rolling Stones.
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The albigensian heresy was about a group that believed that Jesus was just sort of real. They denied that he existed physically because they didn't want to believe that he would have actually suffered for our sins. Consequently, they believed he was just a spirit that appeared to everyone as having a body.
The monk, Saint Dominic, invented the Rosary for them to instill in them, with all the Hail Marys, that Jesus was physically born just like all the rest of us.

So, children, go ahead and make fun of the Pope and religion in general. It's what I expect from you.
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He makes a damn fine margarita.
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We expect you to move from Ohio to any other place where you may find brain activity.
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Just like your sanity.
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What does real mean anyway?
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He's realer than the lethal bomb!
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I like reading the gospels that arent in the bible about Jesus of Nazereth because they say that he visited Britain.


He visited India as well.
 Quoting: McMeevin


Yayyyyy GO JESUS!!!
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~Are we there yet, Strawberry?~
 Quoting: LVPravdaFan


This morning I am thankyou :)
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The albigensian heresy was about a group that believed that Jesus was just sort of real. They denied that he existed physically because they didn't want to believe that he would have actually suffered for our sins. Consequently, they believed he was just a spirit that appeared to everyone as having a body.
The monk, Saint Dominic, invented the Rosary for them to instill in them, with all the Hail Marys, that Jesus was physically born just like all the rest of us.

So, children, go ahead and make fun of the Pope and religion in general. It's what I expect from you.
 Quoting: Ohio Dude


The Pope wears a silly hat
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He makes a damn fine margarita.
 Quoting: Cannabisaurus Rex


When he comes again do you think he will make me one?
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He was on a World Tour with the Rolling Stones.
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He needs to keep his eyes on them as I heard they work for the Debil

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Re: JESUS IS SORT OF REAL BUT NOT REAL
The albigensian heresy was about a group that believed that Jesus was just sort of real. They denied that he existed physically because they didn't want to believe that he would have actually suffered for our sins. Consequently, they believed he was just a spirit that appeared to everyone as having a body.
The monk, Saint Dominic, invented the Rosary for them to instill in them, with all the Hail Marys, that Jesus was physically born just like all the rest of us.

So, children, go ahead and make fun of the Pope and religion in general. It's what I expect from you.


The Pope wears a silly hat
 Quoting: Strawberry


And he was a member of Hitler´s choir boys.

jerkit
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here is some mind fodder: watch jerome bixby's The Man from Earth. watched it last night. good movie
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chuckle
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your sort of a whore, but really a whore
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I like reading the gospels that arent in the bible about Jesus of Nazereth because they say that he visited Britain.
 Quoting: Strawberry

he did, as a child. he is completely real and has returned, but is NOT incarnate on this planet, he is aboard craft.

He traveled a lot with shoot, the guy whose grave he was put in, can't remember the name except Joseph. Joseph was a tin trader and took Jesus traveling with him as part of his business.
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He is as real as your teddy bear. And just as cuddly.
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