Bad Advice, $1.

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Rules: No giving actual good advice or taking yourself seriously.

That would require some kind of mind to work with, Rico. Help me!

stutter much...

Be blatant... "Ask me anything EXCEPT for advice."

That might work.
Or just say you'll flash your boobs at them if they follow the instructions.

You're advice sucks.

D wouldn't like that!

Only while typing. I'm much more skilled with my tongue.

time for some tongue-tying?

I'm not sure if "flashing my boobs" is good advice, or bad.

Hence the title BAD advice. Still sleepy this morning, honey?

Who knows? If we go with J-Ricos idea and my idea, this could lead somewhere. Does "D" like to watch or is he more the menage type?

True, true. So yeah, the boob flashing is definitely BAD advice. It would not be good for my free and regular intake of oxygen.

Dear Doctor Hawt,

Everytime I go into a tavern to relieve my weary soul by drowning it in alcohol there is a woman that works there as a waitress that seems to pay attention to me. When my glass is empty she immediately asks me if I'd like another. She smiles and rubs up against me a lttle and when I have had my fill and am ready to move into the next stage which is sobbing alone into my pillow while I thumb through the lingerie section of the JC Penneys catalog, I take my leave but not before I bestow upon her a large gratuity. I think she likes me. What should I do?


PS: My mom says I'm handsome


signed,

They're Turning Blue

I don't think any of the guys would care what kind of advice it is, as long as there is a nipple involved.

What should I do?

He's the control freak type who retains control of all the boob pictures.

Here's one:

How do I get D to lighten up about other people seeing my breasts?

Should I grill steaks outside tonight? They say it may rain, but it was beautiful yesterday, and should be near 70 today as well.

You should leave the bar before she gets off of work and go to her house, and wait quietly in the dark of her bedroom to surprise her.

Women LOVE surprises. Shoot, you will probably make her so happy she will SCREAM!

A super glue enema. STAT.

NyQuil.

You should set up the grill inside, so you can still enjoy that tasty steak whether it rains or not.

Don't worry if the drapes are close to the grill, it will be like eating by candlelight, only WAY better!

I don't think NyQuil will slow down a bourbon guzzling Colombian.

Where can I find horse tranquilizers cheap?

Redneck.

Next time you will give me more info to work with, won't you?

Are you allowed to give yourself advice?
Because, this could advance our cause too. Careful with your answer, may cause nipple wood(god I love nipple wood!)

So, Storm, how can a girl tell if she is a redneck?

Do tell.

Nope, it's up to you guys to give me advice. Nipple wood be damned.

Only if you are grilling canned honey ham.