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For all the GLP guys who complain about how hard it is to get a woman...

 
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For all the GLP guys who complain about how hard it is to get a woman...
...you're clearly a bunch of queers! As some of you might know, I recently got divorced. So, last night, a friend and I decided to go out for a night on the town.

Now, I was not expecting to get a dame, I just wanted to have a few drinks and relax. Well, I had the few drinks and a couple more and I began to strut my ass on the dance floor. I was literally surrounded by broads wanting a piece of my action!

Honestly, I did not know that I still had it! I got the number of one young lady who was begging me to plow her right then and there!

Looking back at last night, though, I'm not sure it was so much me that drove the ladies wild as it was the fact that the rest of the guys at this establishment were just standing by the bar staring at them but afraid to approach.

Seriously, men in this country have turned into a bunch of sissies! In my prime, when I would go out, I would hit on everything with a pair of breasts! And, more often than not, I would have intercourse that night!

Also, it is a lot easier to get a random one night stand now than it was 20 years ago in the middle of the AIDS scare. In fact, I think women in general are a lot easier now. Any guy who has trouble getting laid in 2011 America is either hideously unattractive or a latent homosexual!

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Its not hard for me... not everybody is the same!

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Re: For all the GLP guys who complain about how hard it is to get a woman...
I'm trying to avoid women ffs. I've never slept with a guy but you probably shouldn't knock it till you try it.
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Re: For all the GLP guys who complain about how hard it is to get a woman...
I'm trying to avoid women ffs. I've never slept with a guy but you probably shouldn't knock it till you try it.
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Knock yourself out, sodomite!
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Re: For all the GLP guys who complain about how hard it is to get a woman...
Check out the latest posting from gamerprincess81!

Unless you're looking for a real relationship. Then, never mind.
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Re: For all the GLP guys who complain about how hard it is to get a woman...
some people on drive Porsche.
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Re: For all the GLP guys who complain about how hard it is to get a woman...
Check out the latest posting from gamerprincess81!

Unless you're looking for a real relationship. Then, never mind.
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I don't need sex advice! I'm a fantastic lay!
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Re: For all the GLP guys who complain about how hard it is to get a woman...
...you're clearly a bunch of queers! As some of you might know, I recently got divorced. So, last night, a friend and I decided to go out for a night on the town.

Now, I was not expecting to get a dame, I just wanted to have a few drinks and relax. Well, I had the few drinks and a couple more and I began to strut my ass on the dance floor. I was literally surrounded by broads wanting a piece of my action!

Honestly, I did not know that I still had it! I got the number of one young lady who was begging me to plow her right then and there!

Looking back at last night, though, I'm not sure it was so much me that drove the ladies wild as it was the fact that the rest of the guys at this establishment were just standing by the bar staring at them but afraid to approach.

Seriously, men in this country have turned into a bunch of sissies! In my prime, when I would go out, I would hit on everything with a pair of breasts! And, more often than not, I would have intercourse that night!

Also, it is a lot easier to get a random one night stand now than it was 20 years ago in the middle of the AIDS scare. In fact, I think women in general are a lot easier now. Any guy who has trouble getting laid in 2011 America is either hideously unattractive or a latent homosexual!
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rofl


i see you baby, shakin that ass

shakin that ass
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The problem is not about getting laid - the problem is finding a good woman who does not want to get laid when first meet
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Re: For all the GLP guys who complain about how hard it is to get a woman...
...you're clearly a bunch of queers! As some of you might know, I recently got divorced. So, last night, a friend and I decided to go out for a night on the town.

Now, I was not expecting to get a dame, I just wanted to have a few drinks and relax. Well, I had the few drinks and a couple more and I began to strut my ass on the dance floor. I was literally surrounded by broads wanting a piece of my action!

Honestly, I did not know that I still had it! I got the number of one young lady who was begging me to plow her right then and there!

Looking back at last night, though, I'm not sure it was so much me that drove the ladies wild as it was the fact that the rest of the guys at this establishment were just standing by the bar staring at them but afraid to approach.

Seriously, men in this country have turned into a bunch of sissies! In my prime, when I would go out, I would hit on everything with a pair of breasts! And, more often than not, I would have intercourse that night!

Also, it is a lot easier to get a random one night stand now than it was 20 years ago in the middle of the AIDS scare. In fact, I think women in general are a lot easier now. Any guy who has trouble getting laid in 2011 America is either hideously unattractive or a latent homosexual!
 Quoting: Guns n' God (redux)




rofl


i see you baby, shakin that ass

shakin that ass
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Hey, the ladies love it, what can I do?
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Re: For all the GLP guys who complain about how hard it is to get a woman...
Check out the latest posting from gamerprincess81!

Unless you're looking for a real relationship. Then, never mind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1227854

I don't need sex advice! I'm a fantastic lay!
 Quoting: Guns n' God (redux)

Then, like I said, never mind!
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The problem is not about getting laid - the problem is finding a good woman who does not want to get laid when first meet
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So, you want a woman who doesn't find you sexually attractive? Suit yourself, bud.
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Re: For all the GLP guys who complain about how hard it is to get a woman...
...you're clearly a bunch of queers! As some of you might know, I recently got divorced. So, last night, a friend and I decided to go out for a night on the town.

Now, I was not expecting to get a dame, I just wanted to have a few drinks and relax. Well, I had the few drinks and a couple more and I began to strut my ass on the dance floor. I was literally surrounded by broads wanting a piece of my action!

Honestly, I did not know that I still had it! I got the number of one young lady who was begging me to plow her right then and there!

Looking back at last night, though, I'm not sure it was so much me that drove the ladies wild as it was the fact that the rest of the guys at this establishment were just standing by the bar staring at them but afraid to approach.

Seriously, men in this country have turned into a bunch of sissies! In my prime, when I would go out, I would hit on everything with a pair of breasts! And, more often than not, I would have intercourse that night!

Also, it is a lot easier to get a random one night stand now than it was 20 years ago in the middle of the AIDS scare. In fact, I think women in general are a lot easier now. Any guy who has trouble getting laid in 2011 America is either hideously unattractive or a latent homosexual!
 Quoting: Guns n' God (redux)




rofl


i see you baby, shakin that ass

shakin that ass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240943

Hey, the ladies love it, what can I do?
 Quoting: Guns n' God (redux)



with a sense of humour like yours, i'm sure you get plenty LOL hf
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You claim God yet ignore his words and live in fornication! Bush would also disapprove of your actions.

You must be a Clinton supporter at heart!
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You claim God yet ignore his words and live in fornication! Bush would also disapprove of your actions.

You must be a Clinton supporter at heart!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 967499

How DARE you?! Just because I like to have good time every once in a while does not mean I'm a liberal!

Conservatives can be fun too, just look at Newt Gingrich.
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Not at all, ma'am!
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Re: For all the GLP guys who complain about how hard it is to get a woman...
...you're clearly a bunch of queers! As some of you might know, I recently got divorced. So, last night, a friend and I decided to go out for a night on the town.

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Now there's a shocker.
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They think the women are those big gaming sites. My brother does it too. He's always on live with 30 other unemployed dudes that waste all day online gaming instead of looking for a job.
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While you were out partying, your ex wife was getting down on my ding dong. She said you had a small cawk and you liked to smell your own farts.
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While you were out partying, your ex wife was getting down on my ding dong. She said you had a small cawk and you liked to smell your own farts.
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If this was real life, I would repeatedly punch you in the face!
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real men dont dance.

just sayin.
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...you're clearly a bunch of queers! As some of you might know, I recently got divorced. So, last night, a friend and I decided to go out for a night on the town.

 Quoting: Guns n' God (redux)

Now there's a shocker.
 Quoting: Doc Holliday



He got divorced, his friend drug him to a bar, he got wasted, then got up on the dance floor to strut his ass and all the women thought he was such a tool and mocked him and he thought they were hitting on him. :dubya:
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real men dont dance.

just sayin.
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Sure they do! Just not when they're sober.
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Why is Guns n' God (redux) consistently the biggest asshole on this forum?

No surprise he recently got divorced. Who could live with such a prick?
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...you're clearly a bunch of queers! As some of you might know, I recently got divorced. So, last night, a friend and I decided to go out for a night on the town.

 Quoting: Guns n' God (redux)

Now there's a shocker.
 Quoting: Doc Holliday



He got divorced, his friend drug him to a bar, he got wasted, then got up on the dance floor to strut his ass and all the women thought he was such a tool and mocked him and he thought they were hitting on him. :dubya:
 Quoting: Yee Haw

They were not mocking me! Like I said, I even got a phone number from one of them. She clearly wanted it AND she was significantly younger than me!

I felt like a male cougar! A manther, so to speak.
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...you're clearly a bunch of queers! As some of you might know, I recently got divorced. So, last night, a friend and I decided to go out for a night on the town.

 Quoting: Guns n' God (redux)

Now there's a shocker.
 Quoting: Doc Holliday



He got divorced, his friend drug him to a bar, he got wasted, then got up on the dance floor to strut his ass and all the women thought he was such a tool and mocked him and he thought they were hitting on him. :dubya:
 Quoting: Yee Haw

They were not mocking me! Like I said, I even got a phone number from one of them. She clearly wanted it AND she was significantly younger than me!

I felt like a male cougar! A manther, so to speak.
 Quoting: Guns n' God (redux)



What kind of woman gives a drunk off his ass old man who was flailing all over the dance floor her #?
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real men dont dance.

just sayin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1238902

Sure they do! Just not when they're sober.
 Quoting: Guns n' God (redux)


respect... but just keep in mind if she boned in one night, she boned another the night before.

damned
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Re: For all the GLP guys who complain about how hard it is to get a woman...
...you're clearly a bunch of queers! As some of you might know, I recently got divorced. So, last night, a friend and I decided to go out for a night on the town.

 Quoting: Guns n' God (redux)

Now there's a shocker.
 Quoting: Doc Holliday



He got divorced, his friend drug him to a bar, he got wasted, then got up on the dance floor to strut his ass and all the women thought he was such a tool and mocked him and he thought they were hitting on him. :dubya:
 Quoting: Yee Haw

They were not mocking me! Like I said, I even got a phone number from one of them. She clearly wanted it AND she was significantly younger than me!

I felt like a male cougar! A manther, so to speak.
 Quoting: Guns n' God (redux)

And did you call said number?
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Now there's a shocker.
 Quoting: Doc Holliday



He got divorced, his friend drug him to a bar, he got wasted, then got up on the dance floor to strut his ass and all the women thought he was such a tool and mocked him and he thought they were hitting on him. :dubya:
 Quoting: Yee Haw

They were not mocking me! Like I said, I even got a phone number from one of them. She clearly wanted it AND she was significantly younger than me!

I felt like a male cougar! A manther, so to speak.
 Quoting: Guns n' God (redux)



What kind of woman gives a drunk off his ass old man who was flailing all over the dance floor her #?
 Quoting: Yee Haw

I'm not THAT old! And I felt that I was dancing pretty well, actually.

But, yes, she was probably desperate. That's the point! There's plenty of women out there who just want some loving.

I don't understand why so many guys on this forum complain about how hard it is to get a broad. I mean, I wasn't even trying last night. I was just my usual personable, bombastic self and I had them all over me!





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