Legend of Big Panties

Waiting in a placement center to go do time- 30-60 days holding center- to get sent to proper level. - Heard the Legend of Big Panties.--------------------------------------- "Big who?"-----------------------------------------" The big baddest blackest fucking queerest meanest raping animal ever locked behind bars! You get sent to 'The farm' and Big panties gonna getcha! He gonna come up to ya and tell ya that later, he's 'gonna suck ya dick. And if you don't let him, he'll knock you out and suck it anyway.'"------------------------------------ I'll knock big panties ass the fuck out!------------------------------------------- "Naw you a big man but Big Panty been locked up since he 19. Big panty be 46y/o now. He got 27 years of eating big, lifting big,raping an killin. Gaurds make sure big panty eat big. Big panty done broke all prison weight lifting records and made em money! Big panty weighing in at 400lbs 6'4" all muscle. Big panty gotta 600"lb bench for 20 reps; 2000lb deadlift; 1200lb squat; and motherfucka curl 325lbs for 25 reps. You ain knocking Big panties big ass out!"-------------------------------------------- I'll get a fucking shank and stab that motherfucker to death!------------------------------------- "Shit Big Panties been stabbed 200-300 times. Motherfucka get off on being stabbed. Don't hurt his big ass just make his dick hard. He still knock you the fuck out. You be dreaming bout your girl all up in it and wake up with Big Panties 4 foot wide ass riding your dick. And when it go soft when you be realizin wtf happening, he knock yo ass out and suck it again till he done.---------------------------------------- Maybe so but he's still getting shanked full of holes while I'm still awake.--------------------------------------- shout from bottom teir cells- "Hey Jo-jo Big Panty got moved to Pendlton. He ain't at the Farm no mo." ------------------------------------------------ C.O.yells as steel door slides open- "Joesph Jones! Pack your shit! You're outta here. You're going to Pendleton.----------------------------------- me-' ahahahahahahahahah I'm going to' MCF'.. Have fun Jo-jo! Ahahahahahaha try not to resist the inevitable" ---------------------------------------------- every fucking bastard going to where Big panty was housed had the same look of terror! Even the fags!!!...cause Big Panties only wants a straight fucker. He just beats the shit out of fags. He can't stand them. Everybody knew the gaurds/Co's didn't give a fuck! They took bets on which new meat Big panty was gonna pick off the bus! When he killed someone, it was just another anonymous death from a fight. AND the fuckers helped him go where he needed. For one thing(according to legend) for this favor he didn't give any C.O's a hard time and did wtf they ever they told him to do. ------------------------------------------------- is there a Big Panties in your life?