I think I know what Obama is gonna do next to 'help' schools

So lately Obama has been 'doing' his 'part' in 'helping' schools. Adjusting lunch menus, etc. Trying to make kids eat healthier, make school days longer. What is Obama gonna do to help these kids next? Knowing how his decision making skills suck, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, Obama is gonna start making the fat kids attend Fat Camp and if they don't graduate Fat Camp they won't graduate school.