Are you a jolly good fellow or a bastard to the core?

I am a bastard coated bastard with bastard filling.

um,good,but your interest in funerals have me scratching my head

My funeral is going to have strippers.

Seriously.

I went to a funeral a little while back where I just about bursted out laughing when the eulogy was delivered. I liked the guy all right. He had a way that was him that just made me laugh my ass off. But he was a mean motherfucker! He was even meaner when he was younger. He would go up to a guy in a bar and just start beating the shit out the man for no reason. Plus other wicked shit. When he finally overdosed on methadone I know there was a big sigh of relief from all kinds of people. Like his mother and neighbors. Lmfao just thinking about the fucker today... Don't read into too much friend.

My intentions are good, have had a wonderful life, and don't want a funeral (just tip a glass) (but not just yet)

I have been known to be both at one time or another.

i can be both depending on what time of the month it is

I am who I am, that comment covers it.

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People? At my funeral? No.

Why not Cactus Mark?

At my first daughter's mom's funeral there were over 2000 people. But she was murdered at 27y/o.

shiiit you make me howl Finisher!

i see the mods deleted the choke thread..lol : )

as far as my funeral..that's a tough one....i'm not evil, nor devine...a few of my ex gf's might show up and piss on my grave...only becuase they loved me so

i want the epitath on my tombstone to read

his life was like "Flowers and Sausages".

I have also requested to be cremated...and with my ashes i want my friends to roll me into a big joint and smoke me

I have in my will no funeral service. I will be cremated, no service, no anything and my remains will be shot into space.

I do not want anyone to come around after I am dead crying about me, when in real life they never gave a rats ass.

I have been told that I am a bastard for putting a stop to a funeral before I die.

Iam a prolly the biggest cowaed that ever walked the streets my best consists of falling down and screaming wildly and when the thug is tired of kicking me and walks off i usually jump up and call him a few names and run like hell. sad but hey iam a coward.

Ok correction on who deleted that thread. It wasn't MO!

hahaha
+100

When it's all said and done and you're just lying their busted; cold stiff & dead- is that what they'll say inside theirs heads while they're paying lip service to the words describing a saint?

Im a jolly bastard.

Which nobody can deny?

A bastard to the core who others will wheep and mourn. ... ..... .... ....... .............. For fear I might return and fuck em all up!!!! Ahahahahah

somewhere in between. I have my moments of both