How Cold Is It?

HOW COLD IS IT?
		
ºC	ºF	
16	60	Californians put on sweaters.
10	50	Miami residents turn on heat.
7	45	Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts.
4	40	Californians shiver uncontrollably.
4	40	Minnesotans go swimming.
4	40	You can see your breath.
2	35	Italian cars don't start.
0	32	Water freezes.
-1	30	You plan your vacation in Australia.
-4	25	Californians weep pitiably.
-4	25	Canadians go swimming.
-4	25	Minnesotans eat ice cream.
-4	25	Ohio water freezes.
-7	20	Miami residents plan vacations further south.
-7	20	New York City water freezes.
-7	20	Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.
-9	15	Cat insists upon sleeping in your bed with you.
-9	15	French cars don't start.
-12	10	You need jumper cables to start the car.
-15	5	American cars don't start.
-18	0	Alaskans put on T-shirts.
-23	-10	German cars don't start.
-23	-10	Your eyes freeze shut when you walk outside.
-26	-15	Arkansans stick their tongues on metal objects.
-26	-15	Miami residents cease to exist.
-26	-15	You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.
-29	-20	Cat insists upon sleeping in your pajamas with you.
-29	-20	Japanese cars don't start.
-29	-20	Minnesotans shovel the snow from roofs.
-29	-20	Politicians actually do something about the homeless.
-32	-25	Too cold to think.
-32	-25	You need jumper cables to start the driver.
-34	-30	Swedish cars don't start.
-34	-30	You plan a two-week hot bath.
-40	-40	Californians disappear.
-40	-40	Canadians put on sweaters.
-40	-40	Cat helps you plan your trip further south.
-40	-40	Minnesotans button the top button on shirts.
-46	-50	Alaskans close their windows.
-46	-50	Congressional hot air freezes.
-51	-60	Green Bay Packer fans drink hot cocoa at football games.
-57	-70	Polar bears move further south.
-62	-80	Lawyers put their hands in their pockets.
-68	-90	Russian cars don't start.
-73	-100	Hell freezes over.
-73	-100	Obama finally tells the truth.