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GOOD GRIEF!!! EPA moved ahead in classifying cow’s milk as oil, wants farmers to have plan for spill containment!

 
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GOOD GRIEF!!! EPA moved ahead in classifying cow’s milk as oil, wants farmers to have plan for spill containment!
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In a classic example of this process, the EPA has decided that, since milk contains oil, it has the authority to force farmers to comply with new regulations to file "emergency management" plans to show how they will cope with spilled milk, how farmers will train "first responders" and build "containment facilities" if there is a flood of spilled milk.

Since there is no free lunch, all of this is going to cost the farmers both money and time that could be going into farming-- and is likely to end up costing consumers higher prices for farm products.

It is going to cost the taxpayers money as well, since the EPA is going to have to hire people to inspect farms, inspect farmers' reports and prosecute farmers who don't jump through all the right hoops in the right order. All of this will be "creating jobs," even if the tax money removed from the private sector correspondingly reduces the jobs that can be created there.

Does anyone seriously believe that any farmer is going to spill enough milk to compare with the Exxon Valdez oil spill or the BP oil spill?

Do you envision people fleeing their homes, as a flood of milk comes pouring down the mountainside, threatening to wipe out the village below?

It doesn't matter. Once the words are in the law, it makes no difference what the realities are. The bureaucracy has every incentive to stretch the meaning of those words, in order to expand its empire.

The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission has expanded its definition of "discrimination" to include things that no one thought was discrimination when the Civil Rights Act of 1964 was passed. The Federal Communications Commission is trying to expand its jurisdiction to cover things that were never included in its jurisdiction, and that have no relationship to the reason why the FCC was created in the first place.
They have a term in the military that exactly describes what Sowell is talking about here - mission creep. The difference is that in the military it has a negative connotation - something to be weary of and to avoid. In civilian government, it seems to be a feature rather than a bug. Oh - one last thing: hide your milk. Otherwise you too might end up broken on the floor with stormtroopers surrounding you from the EPA to steal your white gold:


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Re: GOOD GRIEF!!! EPA moved ahead in classifying cow’s milk as oil, wants farmers to have plan for spill containment!
Milk has oil in it?
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Re: GOOD GRIEF!!! EPA moved ahead in classifying cow’s milk as oil, wants farmers to have plan for spill containment!
More good news from our corporatist government.

It's always the same with our piece of shit criminal politicians. It's hard to understand why people keep voting for these slim balls.

If nothing else people are dumb suggestible animals... And for the most part nothing more.
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Re: GOOD GRIEF!!! EPA moved ahead in classifying cow’s milk as oil, wants farmers to have plan for spill containment!
There is only one way to soak up a roadside milk spill. Bikini fabric absorbs the most when worn by buxom blondes, and brunettes.
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Re: GOOD GRIEF!!! EPA moved ahead in classifying cow’s milk as oil, wants farmers to have plan for spill containment!
And in the meantime BP has destroyed the oceans, yet in many ways the PR has made them heroes.

Suggestible animals, and nothing more.
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what a bunch of dumbshits if true. Need half the government simply fired.. too many dumbshits with too much time on their hands trying to justify their job by what else... thinking up stupid legislation to grab more freedom.
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what a bunch of dumbshits if true. Need half the government simply fired.. too many dumbshits with too much time on their hands trying to justify their job by what else... thinking up stupid legislation to grab more freedom.
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It's not the politicians fault. They're human, which means greedy and crooked by nature. Especially when one considers the "personality type" of a person who would go into politics. That "type" cannot be trusted, and should NEVER be allowed in office for more than one term. However, people are dumb suggestible animals.

It's the peoples fault because we keep electing them.
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Re: GOOD GRIEF!!! EPA moved ahead in classifying cow’s milk as oil, wants farmers to have plan for spill containment!
Part of the plan to put small farmers out of business with red tape.

You won't be able to own a milk cow.
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Re: GOOD GRIEF!!! EPA moved ahead in classifying cow’s milk as oil, wants farmers to have plan for spill containment!
There is only one way to soak up a roadside milk spill. Bikini fabric absorbs the most when worn by buxom blondes, and brunettes.
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YESSSSS! In that case, I'm all for the environment or whatever chuckle
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Re: GOOD GRIEF!!! EPA moved ahead in classifying cow’s milk as oil, wants farmers to have plan for spill containment!
This EPA ruling has been around since the BUSH years. It was never enforced but when Bush was king the EPA considered exempting wholesale milk producers(like they're doing for Obamacare now). But when Obammy was made queen the EPA pulled back the exemption. Now it's every titty for itself.
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Re: GOOD GRIEF!!! EPA moved ahead in classifying cow’s milk as oil, wants farmers to have plan for spill containment!
Milk has oil in it?
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Milk fats.
If you allow a bottle of unpasturized milk, right from the cow sit for a while, it separates into cream, at the the very top, milk in the middle and skim milk at the bottom. Cream has the most milk fats in it. So what they want is a Redi-whip containment plan.

I wonder, since human breast milk has the same characteristics, if the EPA will force lactating mothers to file a spill containment plan. Just in case it accidentally shoots across the room or something.
What idiots!
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Re: GOOD GRIEF!!! EPA moved ahead in classifying cow’s milk as oil, wants farmers to have plan for spill containment!
Milk has oil in it?
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Milk fats.
If you allow a bottle of unpasturized milk, right from the cow sit for a while, it separates into cream, at the the very top, milk in the middle and skim milk at the bottom. Cream has the most milk fats in it. So what they want is a Redi-whip containment plan.

I wonder, since human breast milk has the same characteristics, if the EPA will force lactating mothers to file a spill containment plan. Just in case it accidentally shoots across the room or something.
What idiots!
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MY GOD! WE'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT!





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