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NewSocks (OP) User ID: 1018942 United States 02/09/2011 05:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wow. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1259318it is imperative that you fully accept Jesus and convert to True Christianity Pastor New Socks, will help for a small donation. Pastor New Socks -- Putting the "stud" back into Bible Study! Christian Zionism does NOT equal Hypocritical Paradox! Who Will Jesus Damn? Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses: Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8) PRAISE! Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body." God-Fearing Christians, Heathens, and Zionist Dime Pieces may email me anytime at: [email protected] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1260551 United Kingdom 02/09/2011 05:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Are you or somebody you know: Quoting: NewSocksHanging around graveyards? (Mark 5:2-3) Exhibiting unnatural strength? (Mark 5:4) Crying? (Mark 5:5) Cutting themselves or listening to "emo" music? (Mark 5:5) Casting spells? (Acts 16:16) Angry at True Christians? (Acts 16:19) Dumb? (Matthew 9:32-33) Deaf and/or blind? (Matthew 12:22) A young daughter? (Mark 7:25) Crazy? (Matthew 7:14-18) Hanging around synagogues? (Mark 1:23) A harlot? (Mark 16:9) Sick? (Matthew 4:24) Making false prophecies? (1 Kings 22:22-23) Not a True Christian? (1 Corinthians 10:20-21) If any of these are true, chances are you're possessed by a demon (or many demons, see Mark 5:9 for clarification)! Pastor New Socks, the only True Christian you'll ever meet. PRAYER WARRIOR!! so what you're saying is, if you're sick you're a demon? Nothing beats a sick demon I guess. Or is that all? |
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ObeWayneKenobe User ID: 1022625 United States 02/09/2011 05:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | so what you're saying is, if you're sick you're a demon? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1260551Nothing beats a sick demon I guess. Or is that all? Hmmmmm........I wonder if there might be some truth to that? Did you ever see the movie, the "Green Mile"? |