RAPTURE discussion thread for those who will be raptured.....no unraptured allowed! | |
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Horace bubba User ID: 873379 ![]() 02/14/2011 04:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For the record, SATAN, you have to be a Platinum-level tither for a window seat. BEGONE! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1265207I don't mind isle seating. The cute flight attendants can get my Jack 'n Coke to me faster. ![]() The Devil would never go down to Georgia. Eeew. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1265498 ![]() 02/14/2011 04:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You can imagine how big the Raprute ship is just by thinking about it being big enough for everyone to get a window seat when the shit hits the fan below. Quoting: for serious thread disc only 1265751I'm not going. Can I have all your stuff? |
Mitheriel User ID: 997260 ![]() 02/14/2011 04:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm not going again. Forget it. Rapture, pre-Rapture, False Rapture, Deception IDK I'd rather just stay put and take my chances, and when I die I will go to the place where dead people go, or cease to exist. You can't just walk into Heaven all contaminated, and besides, no mortal is allowed to Gaze upon the immortal creatures of Heaven. The return is a living Hell like damnation, and you would know not the reality of your own existance. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1265751 ![]() 02/14/2011 04:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm not going again. Forget it. Quoting: MitherielRapture, pre-Rapture, False Rapture, Deception IDK I'd rather just stay put and take my chances, and when I die I will go to the place where dead people go, or cease to exist. You can't just walk into Heaven all contaminated, and besides, no mortal is allowed to Gaze upon the immortal creatures of Heaven. The return is a living Hell like damnation, and you would know not the reality of your own existance. We all just stay on the visitors deck. Then get put back down after all you sinners have been cooked to a crisp. ![]() |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 865406 ![]() 02/14/2011 04:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You can imagine how big the Raprute ship is just by thinking about it being big enough for everyone to get a window seat when the shit hits the fan below. Quoting: for serious thread disc only 1265751There is no rapture. There will be however evacuation of earth if needed. There are millions of craft here to assist this, some as long as 8000 MILES and it has nothing to do with religion. The children of light go first, they are identified, again, nothing to do with religion, but how decent one is, then the children who are not old enough to decide, and then anybody else based on time. That is how it is done. [link to groups.yahoo.com] for images of large evacuation craft. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1265751 ![]() 02/14/2011 04:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You can imagine how big the Raprute ship is just by thinking about it being big enough for everyone to get a window seat when the shit hits the fan below. Quoting: for serious thread disc only 1265751There is no rapture. There will be however evacuation of earth if needed. lol Evac IS Rapture ![]() |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1265789 ![]() 02/14/2011 04:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For the record, SATAN, you have to be a Platinum-level tither for a window seat. BEGONE! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1265207LOL...we will. Soon...some of you are gonna be REALLY surprised. YEAH..YA CERTAINLY WILL.. MUCH the same way we were ALL THESE YEARS of RAPTURE FAIL!!! 2010 FAILS [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] 2009 FAILS [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] 2008 FAILS [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] 2007 FAILS [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] 2006 FAILS [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] 2005 FAILS [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] 2004 FAILS [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
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antikythera User ID: 1030102 ![]() 02/14/2011 04:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The wolves among you will devour the sheep. :orbsig: :ninjalapirate: Art Homepage, [link to pondcypress.deviantart.com] Hand carved skull and cross available for purchase, [link to www.artfire.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1265207 ![]() 02/14/2011 04:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For the record, SATAN, you have to be a Platinum-level tither for a window seat. BEGONE! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1265207LOL...we will. Soon...some of you are gonna be REALLY surprised. I know, right? I'll be all scratchin' my wicked head, and thinkin' "Wow - those godly weirdos tried to warn me, but I just wouldn't listen!" Then I'll get on my knees and try to figure out how to pray, but I won't be able to get saved a-cuz the Holy Spirit has supposedly left the earth with the Body of Christ! ![]() |
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Azarius User ID: 1165228 ![]() 02/14/2011 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ![]() Anyone who tells you that their religion is better than yours, run away from them as fast as you can. ------------------------- I'm not in the business of seeing whatever pleases you. ------------------------- You don't know me, I am nothing but a stranger to you. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1052218 ![]() 02/14/2011 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You can imagine how big the Raprute ship is just by thinking about it being big enough for everyone to get a window seat when the shit hits the fan below. Quoting: for serious thread disc only 1265751There is no rapture. There will be however evacuation of earth if needed. There are millions of craft here to assist this, some as long as 8000 MILES and it has nothing to do with religion. The children of light go first, they are identified, again, nothing to do with religion, but how decent one is, then the children who are not old enough to decide, and then anybody else based on time. That is how it is done. [link to groups.yahoo.com] for images of large evacuation craft. Tard Fight ![]() |
antikythera User ID: 1030102 ![]() 02/14/2011 04:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The wolves among you will devour the sheep. :orbsig: :ninjalapirate: Art Homepage, [link to pondcypress.deviantart.com] Hand carved skull and cross available for purchase, [link to www.artfire.com] |
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pintobean User ID: 1241536 ![]() 02/14/2011 05:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For the record, SATAN, you have to be a Platinum-level tither for a window seat. BEGONE! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1265207LOL...we will. Soon...some of you are gonna be REALLY surprised. I know, right? I'll be all scratchin' my wicked head, and thinkin' "Wow - those godly weirdos tried to warn me, but I just wouldn't listen!" Then I'll get on my knees and try to figure out how to pray, but I won't be able to get saved a-cuz the Holy Spirit has supposedly left the earth with the Body of Christ! ![]() That's why you should get saved now. You'll have a chance after the rapture, but it's gonna suck. ![]() Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled. Matt 24:34 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1052218 ![]() 02/14/2011 05:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And there is a urinal in there that keeps getting stuck ON. So it's constantly flushing water. Just now, I was standing at the same urinal, And all by itself, WITHOUT ME TOUCHING ANYTHING, It finally shut off and stopped running. In GuLPer terms, this is INDESPUTABLE PROOF Of both the existence of God And that I am one of the chosen. Thanks GuLP, for opening my eyes to all the possibilities! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1260971 ![]() 02/14/2011 06:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm not going again. Forget it. Quoting: MitherielRapture, pre-Rapture, False Rapture, Deception IDK I'd rather just stay put and take my chances, and when I die I will go to the place where dead people go, or cease to exist. You can't just walk into Heaven all contaminated, and besides, no mortal is allowed to Gaze upon the immortal creatures of Heaven. The return is a living Hell like damnation, and you would know not the reality of your own existance. We all just stay on the visitors deck. Then get put back down after all you sinners have been cooked to a crisp. ![]() [link to www.zeitlin.net] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1251496 ![]() 02/14/2011 06:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was just in the Men's room at work. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1052218And there is a urinal in there that keeps getting stuck ON. So it's constantly flushing water. Just now, I was standing at the same urinal, And all by itself, WITHOUT ME TOUCHING ANYTHING, It finally shut off and stopped running. In GuLPer terms, this is INDESPUTABLE PROOF Of both the existence of God And that I am one of the chosen. Thanks GuLP, for opening my eyes to all the possibilities! Your welcome my son. ![]() |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1260971 ![]() 02/14/2011 06:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.ucg.org] United Church of God Sermon Transcript — September 13, 2008 ShareThis The Rapture Is a Hoax by Mr. Bill Bradford A lot of money is made in Christian circles playing on this particular popular teaching. Now the problem, of course, is that the idea of the rapture is not true. It is assumed as a teaching of the Bible; however, people have placed their faith in the teaching. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1254570 ![]() 02/14/2011 06:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What would Jesus think about your title? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1256981I actually do believe that is a good question..... "no unraptured allowed!"......you really should "stop and think" about what Jesus would be thinking about your statement. God Bless. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 865406 ![]() 02/14/2011 06:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nobody is going anywhere, we are all going to freeze to death in the coming ice age. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1265747Quote from a best-selling book? I DINNIT THINK SO! Planets are always evacuated when the shit hits the fan, if they having advancing human life on them, and even if they don't certain plants and animals are still evacuated, OK. |