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RAPTURE discussion thread for those who will be raptured.....no unraptured allowed!

 
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You can imagine how big the Raprute ship is just by thinking about it being big enough for everyone to get a window seat when the shit hits the fan below.
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For the record, SATAN, you have to be a Platinum-level tither for a window seat. BEGONE!
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For the record, SATAN, you have to be a Platinum-level tither for a window seat. BEGONE!
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LOL...we will. Soon...some of you are gonna be REALLY surprised.
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For the record, SATAN, you have to be a Platinum-level tither for a window seat. BEGONE!
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I don't mind isle seating.

The cute flight attendants can get my Jack 'n Coke to me faster.

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The Devil would never go down to Georgia.

Eeew.
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I'm just so happy about getting raptured that I just cant stop humming!
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You can imagine how big the Raprute ship is just by thinking about it being big enough for everyone to get a window seat when the shit hits the fan below.
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I'm not going. Can I have all your stuff?
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I'm not going again. Forget it.
Rapture, pre-Rapture, False Rapture, Deception
IDK
I'd rather just stay put and take my chances, and when I die I will go to the place where dead people go, or cease to exist.

You can't just walk into Heaven all contaminated, and besides, no mortal is allowed to Gaze upon the immortal creatures of Heaven. The return is a living Hell like damnation, and you would know not the reality of your own existance.
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I'm not going again. Forget it.
Rapture, pre-Rapture, False Rapture, Deception
IDK
I'd rather just stay put and take my chances, and when I die I will go to the place where dead people go, or cease to exist.

You can't just walk into Heaven all contaminated, and besides, no mortal is allowed to Gaze upon the immortal creatures of Heaven. The return is a living Hell like damnation, and you would know not the reality of your own existance.
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We all just stay on the visitors deck. Then get put back down after all you sinners have been cooked to a crisp. nutkick
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You can imagine how big the Raprute ship is just by thinking about it being big enough for everyone to get a window seat when the shit hits the fan below.
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There is no rapture. There will be however evacuation of earth if needed. There are millions of craft here to assist this, some as long as 8000 MILES and it has nothing to do with religion. The children of light go first, they are identified, again, nothing to do with religion, but how decent one is, then the children who are not old enough to decide, and then anybody else based on time. That is how it is done. [link to groups.yahoo.com] for images of large evacuation craft.
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You can imagine how big the Raprute ship is just by thinking about it being big enough for everyone to get a window seat when the shit hits the fan below.
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There is no rapture. There will be however evacuation of earth if needed.
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lol Evac IS Rapture

cool2 dumbass sinners!
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For the record, SATAN, you have to be a Platinum-level tither for a window seat. BEGONE!
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LOL...we will. Soon...some of you are gonna be REALLY surprised.
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YEAH..YA CERTAINLY WILL..

MUCH the same way we were ALL THESE YEARS of RAPTURE FAIL!!!

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lol you guys will be seriously mistaken and end up going with Ashtar and his Command of false light


happy trip!
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PLEASE DON'T SELL YOUR HOUSE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT! YOU HAVE BEEN LIED TO , BASICALLY YOUR WHOLE LIFE. NOWHERE, I MEAN NOWHERE DOES IT EVER SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A RAPTURE.

KEEP YOUR TRICKS!
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I'm starting the body disposal business that will process your bodies after they've gassed you! hf
Kick Rocks
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What would Jesus think about your title?
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The wolves among you will devour the sheep.
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For the record, SATAN, you have to be a Platinum-level tither for a window seat. BEGONE!
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LOL...we will. Soon...some of you are gonna be REALLY surprised.
 Quoting: weegie


I know, right? I'll be all scratchin' my wicked head, and thinkin' "Wow - those godly weirdos tried to warn me, but I just wouldn't listen!"
Then I'll get on my knees and try to figure out how to pray, but I won't be able to get saved a-cuz the Holy Spirit has supposedly left the earth with the Body of Christ!

gasp
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Nobody is going anywhere, we are all going to freeze to death in the coming ice age.
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You can imagine how big the Raprute ship is just by thinking about it being big enough for everyone to get a window seat when the shit hits the fan below.
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There is no rapture. There will be however evacuation of earth if needed. There are millions of craft here to assist this, some as long as 8000 MILES and it has nothing to do with religion. The children of light go first, they are identified, again, nothing to do with religion, but how decent one is, then the children who are not old enough to decide, and then anybody else based on time. That is how it is done. [link to groups.yahoo.com] for images of large evacuation craft.
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Tard Fight lmao

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The wolves among you will devour the sheep.
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Nobody is going anywhere, we are all going to freeze to death in the coming ice age.
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Quote from a best-selling book? I DINNIT THINK SO!
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Dont forget to pack a bathrobe in your rapture bag.
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I'm on the list, but not with the rest, just nice and sensible folks, thus a small vessel is all that will be needed.
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For the record, SATAN, you have to be a Platinum-level tither for a window seat. BEGONE!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1265207


LOL...we will. Soon...some of you are gonna be REALLY surprised.
 Quoting: weegie


I know, right? I'll be all scratchin' my wicked head, and thinkin' "Wow - those godly weirdos tried to warn me, but I just wouldn't listen!"
Then I'll get on my knees and try to figure out how to pray, but I won't be able to get saved a-cuz the Holy Spirit has supposedly left the earth with the Body of Christ!

gasp
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That's why you should get saved now. You'll have a chance after the rapture, but it's gonna suck.abomb
Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled. Matt 24:34
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I was just in the Men's room at work.
And there is a urinal in there that keeps getting stuck ON.
So it's constantly flushing water.
Just now, I was standing at the same urinal,
And all by itself, WITHOUT ME TOUCHING ANYTHING,
It finally shut off and stopped running.

In GuLPer terms, this is INDESPUTABLE PROOF
Of both the existence of God
And that I am one of the chosen.
Thanks GuLP, for opening my eyes to all the possibilities!
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I'm not going again. Forget it.
Rapture, pre-Rapture, False Rapture, Deception
IDK
I'd rather just stay put and take my chances, and when I die I will go to the place where dead people go, or cease to exist.

You can't just walk into Heaven all contaminated, and besides, no mortal is allowed to Gaze upon the immortal creatures of Heaven. The return is a living Hell like damnation, and you would know not the reality of your own existance.
 Quoting: Mitheriel


We all just stay on the visitors deck. Then get put back down after all you sinners have been cooked to a crisp. nutkick
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1265751


[link to www.zeitlin.net]
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I was just in the Men's room at work.
And there is a urinal in there that keeps getting stuck ON.
So it's constantly flushing water.
Just now, I was standing at the same urinal,
And all by itself, WITHOUT ME TOUCHING ANYTHING,
It finally shut off and stopped running.

In GuLPer terms, this is INDESPUTABLE PROOF
Of both the existence of God
And that I am one of the chosen.
Thanks GuLP, for opening my eyes to all the possibilities!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1052218


Your welcome my son. rockon
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The Rapture Is a Hoax
by Mr. Bill Bradford

A lot of money is made in Christian circles playing on this particular popular teaching. Now the problem, of course, is that the idea of the rapture is not true. It is assumed as a teaching of the Bible; however, people have placed their faith in the teaching.
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What would Jesus think about your title?
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I actually do believe that is a good question.....

"no unraptured allowed!"......you really should "stop and think" about what Jesus would be thinking about your statement.

God Bless.
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Nobody is going anywhere, we are all going to freeze to death in the coming ice age.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1265747


Quote from a best-selling book? I DINNIT THINK SO!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1265207


Planets are always evacuated when the shit hits the fan, if they having advancing human life on them, and even if they don't certain plants and animals are still evacuated, OK.