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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1286030 United States 03/06/2011 07:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Do you realize that the only way we are all going to serve Jesus is if short guys get tall women? Not everyone is as happy about Jesus as you ignorant, blind Christians are. And you pastors who are conveniently tall enough for the job aren't fooling anyone either. Quoting: -Sprite-I have news for you guys, Jesus isn't as perfect as your sermons make him out to be and he DEFINITELY isn't more nice than God like you white, skinny, tall, pastors make him out to be just because he didn't cause a flood like God did. Now watch none of you pastors that fit that physical description respond too. COWARDS! Sounds like you need an exorcism. Seriously, though, don't kill yourself. Call 1-800-SUICIDE if you are suicidal. I think that's the number. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1275739 Australia 03/06/2011 07:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Know your a sinner Rom 3:23 KJV - For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; realize the penalty for Sin..hell Rev 21:7 KJV - He that overcometh, shall inherit all things, and I will be his God, and he shall be my sonne. Rev 21:8 KJV - But the feareful, and unbeleeving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone , which is the second death. Who is he that overcometh? 1Jo 5:5 KJV - Who is he that overcometh the world, but he that believeth that Jesus is the Son of God? Jesus was born of a virgin lived a sinless life, the life that none of us could live, was crucified by hes own people he died and went to hell, rose again on the third day so you do not have to go there... Rom 5:8 KJV - But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. Jesus wants to give us the Gift of eternal Life for free!! Rom 6:23 KJV - For the wages of sin [is] death: but the gift of God [is] eternal life, through Jesus Christ our Lord. So why not call upon him and make him your saviour.. its a free gift and once your saved you have passed from death to life... you will live forever.. Jhn 5:24 KJV - Verily, verily I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation: but is passed from death unto life. Rom 10:9 KJV - That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart, that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. Rom 10:10 KJV - For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness, and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. Rom 10:11 KJV - For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him, shall not be ashamed. Heres a simple prayer which if you mean it with your heart will see you saved and on your way to heaven.. Dear Jesus I know im a sinner , I know i deserve to goto Hell, but I realize you died and rose again please forgive my sin and take me to heaven when i die.. im only trusting you Jesus Amen.. Salvation is easy and Free. The next step is to be Baptised, Jesus said Jhn 14:15 KJV - If ye love me, keep my commandments. But if you don't do these things you still have the Gift of eternal life... so Rejoice.. but Id advise you to follow Jesus and read hes word.. start of in the book of John KJV Find a Baptist church that preachs By Grace Through Faith , no repent of your sins for salvation heresy, KJV (1611) only.. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1286092 Denmark 03/06/2011 07:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Do you realize that the only way we are all going to serve Jesus is if short guys get tall women? Not everyone is as happy about Jesus as you ignorant, blind Christians are. And you pastors who are conveniently tall enough for the job aren't fooling anyone either. Quoting: -Sprite-I have news for you guys, Jesus isn't as perfect as your sermons make him out to be and he DEFINITELY isn't more nice than God like you white, skinny, tall, pastors make him out to be just because he didn't cause a flood like God did. Now watch none of you pastors that fit that physical description respond too. COWARDS! You are not a coward |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1268509 United States 03/06/2011 07:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Do you realize that the only way we are all going to serve Jesus is if short guys get tall women? Not everyone is as happy about Jesus as you ignorant, blind Christians are. And you pastors who are conveniently tall enough for the job aren't fooling anyone either. Quoting: -Sprite-I have news for you guys, Jesus isn't as perfect as your sermons make him out to be and he DEFINITELY isn't more nice than God like you white, skinny, tall, pastors make him out to be just because he didn't cause a flood like God did. Now watch none of you pastors that fit that physical description respond too. COWARDS! Can I just ask for some clarification please? Where did the short guy, tall woman thing come into play in the bible? and, Since Jesus is part of the Holy Trinity, he and God are one in the same... And if it matters, I'm 5'7" and a little over two hundred pounds. not exactly tall or skinny... |
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Hitndahedfred User ID: 826012 United States 03/06/2011 07:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would have thought by now you would have already done yourself in. I remember so many "threats" you made. "Im gonna jump off of a bridge" "I'm gonna stab myself". Well ,, here is the "usual" GLP reply "PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN" Last Edited by Hitndahedfred on 03/06/2011 07:56 AM Each time a person stands for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he or she sends forth a tiny ripple of hope. And crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, those ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance. Few are willing to embrace the disapproval of their fellows, the censure of their colleagues, the wrath of their society. Moral courage is a rarer commodity than bravery in battle or great intelligence. Yet it is the one essential vital quality for those who seek to change a world that yields most painfully to change. [Robert F. Kennedy] [link to www.stricklychopped.com] [link to www.ghi-engrs.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1268509 United States 03/06/2011 07:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sprite, This advice is probably a little late coming, but I'm going to try anyway. You might want to look into finding some friends, a spiritual counselor, or maybe a health professional to help you. I'm not trying to be funny, I really am trying to help. I just took a look at some of the threads you started here and they show a probability of a really unhealthy lifestyle. Please don't do anything rash, and take a little time to gather your thoughts. Post any question you might have and I'll do my best to help. |
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