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FUN THINGS TO DO AT CHURCH

 
Friduwulf  (OP)

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OP, have fun burning in Hell

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no hell, no burn. duh.



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OP, you must have been a Pastors Kid. I was and I have probably done at least half of the things on the list.

Thanks for the chuckle.
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OP, you must have been a Pastors Kid. I was and I have probably done at least half of the things on the list.

Thanks for the chuckle.
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(Preachers' kids are notorious for being "bad apples", because in many cases they were raised so overly strict that they'd tend to slingshot the other direction and be hellraisers.)
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sorry, Mr Oz..that hurt my head to read..lol
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Thats the POINT..can you imagine scattering hunderds of these around all the mega churches??
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OP, have fun burning in Hell

5a
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Aww..such a nice god you have! I'll put in a good word for you :)

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What About Atrocities That Have Been Done in the Name of Religion?

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baffling
Friduwulf  (OP)

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OP, you must have been a Pastors Kid. I was and I have probably done at least half of the things on the list.

Thanks for the chuckle.
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I wasnt..my da' was a lieutenant in the army..but they MADE me go to church when I was a wee lass ;) hated it.
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OP, have fun burning in Hell

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1282858


Aww..such a nice god you have! I'll put in a good word for you :)

graphgod
 Quoting: Friduwulf


What About Atrocities That Have Been Done in the Name of Religion?

[link to www.godandscience.org]
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 Quoting: TXGal4Truth


Apples to oranges. God did the most of the killing in the bible, not communists

Last Edited by 46 & 2 on 03/02/2011 11:12 PM
Forty Six & 2 are just ahead of me...

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Friduwulf  (OP)

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Aww, come on Christians..it was just all in fun...really
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Sorry if I offended you..but god..enough doom..needed a giggle.
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get anally raped by the catholic priest
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Aww, come on Christians..it was just all in fun...really
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Sorry if I offended you..but god..enough doom..needed a giggle.
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Lol. . .

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get anally raped by the catholic priest
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well...this was in fun..not reality..no funnystfu
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[link to laughingsquid.com]
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Aww, come on Christians..it was just all in fun...really
foundjesusgodhatesigns

Sorry if I offended you..but god..enough doom..needed a giggle.
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Lol. . .

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Oh..thats gold!!!!
Friduwulf  (OP)

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Aww, come on Christians..it was just all in fun...really
foundjesusgodhatesigns

Sorry if I offended you..but god..enough doom..needed a giggle.
 Quoting: Friduwulf


Lol. . .

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I literally LOL'd at that! Good stuff there!!!!!!!
Friduwulf  (OP)

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Ditto on this one..I SOOO need to find out where these guys are..cuz I'll be there~! Too damn funny.
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03/02/2011 11:42 PM
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Sounds like a lot of work.

I'd rather stay home and watch football
Friduwulf  (OP)

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Sounds like a lot of work.

I'd rather stay home and watch football
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BORING..unless you have hot wings and beers!!!!!!
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Here you go..
haveasign
neverletyou
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Here you go..
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Oh, man - I love it
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Here you go..
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Oh, man - I love it
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Oh man, me too!
And you know what..this is the best way to break that WB slime...my god..count me in!
We need more awsome signage!
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Here are some fun things you can do at church. I recommend trying them all, besides, what do you have to lose?

- Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say:
"If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."

they do this!! My son was sent to Purgatory for laughing out loud in a baptist church while they were doing some laying of the hands (it was a room in the basement he had fun with the other purgatory kids)
This is a great thread! :D glad to see someone else who has a sense of humor after all hate that is being spewed by all these lovers of humanity
Fanaticism is a belief or behavior involving uncritical zeal, particularly for an extreme religious or political cause or in some cases sports, or with an obsessive enthusiasm for a pastime or hobby. Philosopher George Santayana defines fanaticism as "redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim"[1]; according to Winston Churchill, "A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject". By either description the fanatic displays very strict standards and little tolerance for contrary ideas or opinions.
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Here are some fun things you can do at church. I recommend trying them all, besides, what do you have to lose?

- Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say:
"If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."

they do this!! My son was sent to Purgatory for laughing out loud in a baptist church while they were doing some laying of the hands (it was a room in the basement he had fun with the other purgatory kids)
This is a great thread! :D glad to see someone else who has a sense of humor after all hate that is being spewed by all these lovers of humanity
 Quoting: Friduwulf


Bless your wee heart!!! I give you a giant hugs..no purgatory here ;) Welcome, luv ;)
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Too bad none of the options include the pastor's wife or adult daughter...
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Really?? Hmmm..where is your mind.
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Where is yours? you dont do these stupid things at church? 666 stuff, replace windows with demonic shit? lick someone next to you? yell hark angel shit? you the devil missy? what the fuck is wrong with people? how long did you sit in your pentagram before you decided to post this bullshit?skull_fing
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Too bad none of the options include the pastor's wife or adult daughter...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1279321


Really?? Hmmm..where is your mind.
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Where is yours? you dont do these stupid things at church? 666 stuff, replace windows with demonic shit? lick someone next to you? yell hark angel shit? you the devil missy? what the fuck is wrong with people? how long did you sit in your pentagram before you decided to post this bullshit?skull_fing
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1244417


Calm down..lawd have mercy..I didnt make this stuff up..its written in the interwebs!

And..btw..i DO have a pentacle tattoo..so..whats wrong with that???
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My most vivid Sunday school memory is when we were singing "He's Got The Whole World". . .a couple of bigger kids (maybe 8 or 9) were singing "He's got the whole world up His nose"





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