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craftybiatchy User ID: 1267823 Canada 03/02/2011 10:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP, you must have been a Pastors Kid. I was and I have probably done at least half of the things on the list. Thanks for the chuckle. Tomato plants are notorious for being obnoxious. They're always like: "Look at me, I'm too sexy for my pot... too sexy for my pot." Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1224016 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1280228 United States 03/02/2011 10:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP, you must have been a Pastors Kid. I was and I have probably done at least half of the things on the list. Quoting: craftybiatchyThanks for the chuckle. (Preachers' kids are notorious for being "bad apples", because in many cases they were raised so overly strict that they'd tend to slingshot the other direction and be hellraisers.) |
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TXGal4Truth User ID: 1013398 United States 03/02/2011 10:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP, have fun burning in Hell Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1282858Aww..such a nice god you have! I'll put in a good word for you :) What About Atrocities That Have Been Done in the Name of Religion? [link to www.godandscience.org] So have I now become your enemy for telling you the TRUTH? Galatians 4:16 *********************************** You call me paranoid. I call you uninformed. :tgdmwt: |
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46 & 2 User ID: 725839 United States 03/02/2011 11:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP, have fun burning in Hell Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1282858Aww..such a nice god you have! I'll put in a good word for you :) What About Atrocities That Have Been Done in the Name of Religion? [link to www.godandscience.org] Apples to oranges. God did the most of the killing in the bible, not communists Last Edited by 46 & 2 on 03/02/2011 11:12 PM Forty Six & 2 are just ahead of me... "A wise man changes his mind; a fool never will" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1280228 United States 03/02/2011 11:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Aww, come on Christians..it was just all in fun...really Quoting: Friduwulf:foundjesus::godhatesigns: Sorry if I offended you..but god..enough doom..needed a giggle. Lol. . . [link to www.comicsalliance.com] |
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Friduwulf (OP) User ID: 1217642 United States 03/02/2011 11:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Aww, come on Christians..it was just all in fun...really Quoting: FriduwulfSorry if I offended you..but god..enough doom..needed a giggle. Lol. . . [link to www.comicsalliance.com] Oh..thats gold!!!! |
Friduwulf (OP) User ID: 1217642 United States 03/02/2011 11:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Aww, come on Christians..it was just all in fun...really Quoting: FriduwulfSorry if I offended you..but god..enough doom..needed a giggle. Lol. . . [link to www.comicsalliance.com] I literally LOL'd at that! Good stuff there!!!!!!! |
Friduwulf (OP) User ID: 1217642 United States 03/02/2011 11:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1280228 Ditto on this one..I SOOO need to find out where these guys are..cuz I'll be there~! Too damn funny. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1280228 United States 03/02/2011 11:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Friduwulf Oh, man - I love it |
Friduwulf (OP) User ID: 1217642 United States 03/02/2011 11:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Friduwulf Oh, man - I love it Oh man, me too! And you know what..this is the best way to break that WB slime...my god..count me in! We need more awsome signage! |
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ADC User ID: 1266763 United States 03/02/2011 11:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here are some fun things you can do at church. I recommend trying them all, besides, what do you have to lose? - Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell." they do this!! My son was sent to Purgatory for laughing out loud in a baptist church while they were doing some laying of the hands (it was a room in the basement he had fun with the other purgatory kids) This is a great thread! :D glad to see someone else who has a sense of humor after all hate that is being spewed by all these lovers of humanity Fanaticism is a belief or behavior involving uncritical zeal, particularly for an extreme religious or political cause or in some cases sports, or with an obsessive enthusiasm for a pastime or hobby. Philosopher George Santayana defines fanaticism as "redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim"[1]; according to Winston Churchill, "A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject". By either description the fanatic displays very strict standards and little tolerance for contrary ideas or opinions. |
Friduwulf (OP) User ID: 1217642 United States 03/02/2011 11:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here are some fun things you can do at church. I recommend trying them all, besides, what do you have to lose? Quoting: Friduwulf- Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell." they do this!! My son was sent to Purgatory for laughing out loud in a baptist church while they were doing some laying of the hands (it was a room in the basement he had fun with the other purgatory kids) This is a great thread! :D glad to see someone else who has a sense of humor after all hate that is being spewed by all these lovers of humanity Bless your wee heart!!! I give you a giant hugs..no purgatory here ;) Welcome, luv ;) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1244417 United States 03/02/2011 11:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Too bad none of the options include the pastor's wife or adult daughter... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1279321Really?? Hmmm..where is your mind. Where is yours? you dont do these stupid things at church? 666 stuff, replace windows with demonic shit? lick someone next to you? yell hark angel shit? you the devil missy? what the fuck is wrong with people? how long did you sit in your pentagram before you decided to post this bullshit? |
Friduwulf (OP) User ID: 1217642 United States 03/02/2011 11:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Too bad none of the options include the pastor's wife or adult daughter... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1279321Really?? Hmmm..where is your mind. Where is yours? you dont do these stupid things at church? 666 stuff, replace windows with demonic shit? lick someone next to you? yell hark angel shit? you the devil missy? what the fuck is wrong with people? how long did you sit in your pentagram before you decided to post this bullshit? Calm down..lawd have mercy..I didnt make this stuff up..its written in the interwebs! And..btw..i DO have a pentacle tattoo..so..whats wrong with that??? |
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