FUN THINGS TO DO AT CHURCH

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no hell, no burn. duh.



...stupid biblehumpers... waste some more of your time praying, and less time of me reading.

OP, you must have been a Pastors Kid. I was and I have probably done at least half of the things on the list.

Thanks for the chuckle.

(Preachers' kids are notorious for being "bad apples", because in many cases they were raised so overly strict that they'd tend to slingshot the other direction and be hellraisers.)

Thats the POINT..can you imagine scattering hunderds of these around all the mega churches??

What About Atrocities That Have Been Done in the Name of Religion?

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baffling

I wasnt..my da' was a lieutenant in the army..but they MADE me go to church when I was a wee lass ;) hated it.

Apples to oranges. God did the most of the killing in the bible, not communists

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Aww, come on Christians..it was just all in fun...really


Sorry if I offended you..but god..enough doom..needed a giggle.

get anally raped by the catholic priest

Lol. . .

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well...this was in fun..not reality..no funny

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Oh..thats gold!!!!

I literally LOL'd at that! Good stuff there!!!!!!!

Ditto on this one..I SOOO need to find out where these guys are..cuz I'll be there~! Too damn funny.

Sounds like a lot of work.

I'd rather stay home and watch football

BORING..unless you have hot wings and beers!!!!!!

Here you go..

Oh, man - I love it

Oh man, me too!
And you know what..this is the best way to break that WB slime...my god..count me in!
We need more awsome signage!

Here are some fun things you can do at church. I recommend trying them all, besides, what do you have to lose?

- Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say:
"If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."

they do this!! My son was sent to Purgatory for laughing out loud in a baptist church while they were doing some laying of the hands (it was a room in the basement he had fun with the other purgatory kids)
This is a great thread! :D glad to see someone else who has a sense of humor after all hate that is being spewed by all these lovers of humanity

Bless your wee heart!!! I give you a giant hugs..no purgatory here ;) Welcome, luv ;)

Where is yours? you dont do these stupid things at church? 666 stuff, replace windows with demonic shit? lick someone next to you? yell hark angel shit? you the devil missy? what the fuck is wrong with people? how long did you sit in your pentagram before you decided to post this bullshit?

Calm down..lawd have mercy..I didnt make this stuff up..its written in the interwebs!

And..btw..i DO have a pentacle tattoo..so..whats wrong with that???

My most vivid Sunday school memory is when we were singing "He's Got The Whole World". . .a couple of bigger kids (maybe 8 or 9) were singing "He's got the whole world up His nose"