HOLY SHIT JOHN TITOR TIME MACHINE PATENTED!

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A method for employing sinusoidal oscillations of electrical bombardment on the surface of one Kerr type singularity in close proximity to a second Kerr type singularity in such a method to take advantage of the Lense-Thirring effect, to simulate the effect of two point masses on nearly radial orbits in a 2+1 dimensional anti-de Sitter space resulting in creation of circular timelike geodesics conforming to the van Stockum under the Van Den Broeck modification of the Alcubierre geometry (Van Den Broeck 1999) permitting topology change from one spacelike boundary to the other in accordance with Geroch's theorem (Geroch 1967) which results in a method for the formation of G{umlaut over ( )}odel-type geodesically complete spacetime envelopes complete with closed timelike curves

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Beat me to it. Good work

If this is indeed possible, then no doubt our past has already been altered (butterfly effect?).

What I wonder is if any of this change is somehow detectable by the people affected. Like a "Something doesn't feel right about this situation".

[link to www.google.com]

Method of gravity distortion and time displacement Marlin B. Pohlman

even checks out on google.

If time travel actually exists, then I contend that our current timeline was transformed by a few travelers bent on personal gain at the expense of most others.

Where is a Time Cop when you need him?

Come on Van Damme, defeat these greedy bastards and allow us common folks a chance to live peaceful and meaningful lives on this rock we inherited at birth.

all i have to say is WTF!

Couldn't any of us done a patent application? And why not, not one else had it patented.

marliin b pohlman patent is posted above and his hero is john titor.

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Heroes
Titor, the self-proclaimed time traveler. Check him out. Weird stuff.

Marliin b pohlman on myspace.
[link to www.myspace.com]

understand now
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The patent brought tears to my eyes! Yeah, I know, call me crazy. I get that a lot, or at least every time I actually tell someone the world isn't what they think. I just posted a thread the other day saying I believe in John Titor. To see the patent, wow! I never expected validation. Thank you!!

Thank you OP. I'm not only impressed, I'm actually a little happy to see this.

Holy fucking crap. and that was after Titor. WTF?

could it be a joke?

I don't think so.

So the guy just patented what was posted a few years earlier. Whats the big deal?

that's a fake patent done by fake indians

The implications are mind boggling... even though he had the time line quite wrong (but he also predicted that as well).

the most worrying part for me is that General Electric are still in business in 2036, and they're making time machines

Yeah. Kinda hard to get the old noodle around this one. The dates are particularly interesting, as I'd read about Titor's stuff well before the dates on the patent. Heck the oldest Titor thread in the GLP archives is from October 2004:

Thread: John Titor interview available as a torrent for those interested

And I know there were threads that preceeded those that arent archived anymore. Friggin Weird and supporting of his story.

I agree. I also found the part were he mentioned: sailboats bicycles and hand tools were consider valuable.

I agree. I also found the part where he mentioned: sailboats bicycles and hand tools were consider valuable.

FYI: Patents do not require functionality, only that they are novel ideas.

A person named Van Den Broeck "developed" the scientific documentation in 1999. How a hoaxter got ahold of his material is unknown...maybe even impossible.

Back in 1999 the material itself was still in development.

UUhh...shit.

were friggin TOAST!! iF THIS TRUE!

PLEASE BE REAL GOD.... AND NOT SOME fAT Bald rich s.o.b... THAT has a time machine PLEASE!

so what. Many junk ideas have been patented ,doesn't mean it works.

Again, so he took an idea that a guy posing as a time traveler posted on a forum and patented 4 years later.

He patented the posts and pictures from the internet. Thats it. Whats the big deal, again?

I've been reading over the patent- much of it seems very valid. I have a small problem with with section(s) 0270 & 0271. They say twice that capacitance INCREASES with the separation of the plates in a capacitor. That is very much incorrect. Am I reading this wrong somehow?
[link to en.wikipedia.org]
Capacitance is proportional to the area of overlap and inversely proportional to the separation between conducting sheets.