Tomorrow there will be a large catastrophe.

By the end of the week, the dollar will be useless.

Next week there will be a solar flare of historical proportions, the two disasters combined with the loss of the value of the dollar will result in martial law.

If you have any leftover money right now, I urge you to go by water and canned food and a camping tent and matches.

If you wonder why I would tell you this, it's because i'm BB (bunker bound) tonight and I almost feel... guilty?