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Joke o the Day

 
Dred
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08/13/2005 10:20 AM
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Its a little dull around here this morning, so here goes...

Harvey and Gladys
Harvey and Gladys are getting ready for bed. Gladys is standing in
front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself.

"You know, Harvey," she comments, "I stare into this mirror and I see
an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag so much
that they dangle to my waist, my arms and legs are as flabby as
popped balloons, and my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of the
Hindenburg!

She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just
one positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."

Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a soft,
thoughtful voice, "Well...theres nothing wrong with your eyesight."

Services for Harvey will be held Tuesday morning at 10:30 at
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Her Majesty  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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hahahahahaha good one
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Dred  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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Hey HM,
wearing your royal garb today I see...
very stately!
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Her Majesty  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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hahahaha yeah i woke up in a grumpy mood and this seems more fitting to how i feel
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Slim  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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That is so funny, I needed that laugh.
Thank you
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Dred  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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sorry to hear that
*** sending you happy thoughts and feel good vibes***
smoochgrouphug
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Her Majesty  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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thanks dred grouphug
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Dred  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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youre welcome, Slim
cool avatar by the way!
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Dred  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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youre welcome too, HM
that av of yours just cracks me up for some reason!
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Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the mens restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said," You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons hehad promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?

He couldnt resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Mens restrooms dont havenice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air
replaced the warm water.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff
caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this
unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldnt wait to push
the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and anurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.

"The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
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Dred  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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lol
good one AC!
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el fundio  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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good one dred and wkae up my majesty here a coffeecupand a rose for you
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Her Majesty  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:08 AM
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hhahahaha thanks mi vida

a friend sent me some authentic cuban coffee and since ive run out of maxwell house i thought id give this stuff a try.

Its not coffee its rocket fuel. i look like a deer caught in the headlights and i cant make my right leg stop shaking lol

no wonder im grumpy
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