**BREAKING**|| EARTH actually shifted from its AXIS by 4 Inches

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Pin? So the earth moved less than the length of my penis. Kinda trivial don't you think?

WOuld that be a lot less or a little less?

If you would get a free miracle, to grow your penis by even 1 inch, Im sure you would do anything for it!

So yeah, 4 inch is a big deal!

Aww! Thanks, I just got my first ever Pin! :)

Seems like the crust of the earth moved their measuring devices. If the earth's axis tilted it would wobble and we'd spin off into the sun.

Nah, babies are way bigger than 4 inches, i cant compete with that...

We already wobble which is why we get seasons, doubt we'd spin off anywhere!

Old News - was pinned yesterday Thread: HOLY SHIT!! ***EARTH AXIS SLIPPED 4 INCHES*** AFTER EQ!!!!!

You interpreted wrong!

They just spoke of their technique to measure and conclude the shift, by using their GPS data. Their sattelite is simply reading 4 inches off the pre-quake data.

This is old news. Been on GLYP since yesterday late afternoon.

Well, occam's razor then, which is more likely? The measuring devices have moved/malfunctioned/are being misread OR the mass of the entire earth was affected enough to change it's rotational angle?

I want to know, what effects does shifting off axis mean to a planet?

And its orbital course? And does this mean, their is a change in our relationship with the moon?

If the earth's orbit changed that dramatically then the orbit of the GPS satellite's would probably be screwed. They'd probably fall into the earth or be left behind as space junk. The moon too for that matter. I am not buying this.

Every earthquake shifts the axis. Question I have, does it shift the same way? Or did this one, shift back what Haiti did?

Take a child's toy a spinning top and spin it on the floor. Watch the wobbling path the top takes as it spins on its axis. Watch as it degrades. As the power declines it falls over more and more until it stops. If the earth was knocked out of a sustainable spin it would be adios amigos.

And how do we verify this? The fact of your penis being longer than 4 inches that is.

Might have been Nightline on ABC last night which reported the day is now shorter due to the earthquake.

Might have been a milisecond or something.

Last year when Haiti earthquake happened, it moved it just a small, tiny bit and WOW at the earth changes it made. It was very apparent to me just how much our weather and environment changed just from that tiny bit... but 4 inches! I don't think anyone realizes just how important this is yet. If earthquakes keep happening and increasing in size and frequency, and the axis shifts each time, then 2012 very well could be a most definite possibility for our planet. It's wobble and poles and everything all going crazy like a chain reaction snowball with no end in sight.

Yesterdays news is today's fish and chip paper. Unpin.

To the guy with the cock remark, are you sure your maths is right and were you talking flaccid? Respect Lol

Still trivial no matter what end you measure it from.

march 15th poleshift was this!

the first of 3 great shakes?

The end is in sight. It's in the sky every day. Earth rotates off it's axis and in say a few million years it slams into the sun. Of course all life on the planet will be wiped out immediately.

Subduction decreased land mass. The world is now spinning faster. Like a dancer bringing her arms in. Spins faster. The days are being shortened slightly.

Immediately, as in as soon as the earth takes a drastically different orbit. Not when it hits the sun, although that would do the job too. :-)

Chocolate, strawberry and banana?

But at the same time volcanoes are bringing it back up to the top.

Nah, make it vanilla. :D