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Ancient Statue of an Angel Found on the Moon !

 
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Don't blink.
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A noted scientist has just produced proof that the lunar surface was inhabited by intelligent life: a 10-inch angel sculpture embedded in a moon rock.

Geologist Dr. Morris Charles revealed last week that NASA lab workers chipped the angel from one of the rocks brought to Earth by Apollo 11 astronauts 40 years ago, in 1969. Dr. Charles was a NASA scientist himself for 23 years but left the agency in 1987. He still maintains close ties to many of his former colleagues.

The implications of this figurine are absolutely mind-boggling, Dr. Charles told reporters. It means that at one time the moon had an atmosphere conducive to life. And whats more, it was once home to a sophisticated race of people with a highly refined sense of beauty.

The angel a humanoid female with wing-like appendages on her back and long flowing hair is made of an iron compound found exclusively in the highlands of the moon.
This rules out the possibility that it was dropped by a race of aliens from another planet. Its been hand polished to a silvery metallic sheen. Based on chemical analysis of the metal, geologists estimate the sculpture to be 200,000 years old which means it was made 170,000 years before the human species appeared on Earth.

Its been examined by art experts who concur with Dr. Charles appraisal of the culture that produced it. Clearly these beings had a sense of religion that parallels our Christianity. Perhaps they had a Jesus of their own, proving that the important spiritual principles are, in a very literal sense, universal, said a Washington anthropologist.

Others are not so sure of its religious significance. Dr. Miles Fredericks of New York University countered, This is just more Christian propaganda. The Sumerians told stories of the Annunaki, winged deities, as far back as 18th century BC. Maybe the Sumerians were visited by these moon beings, who merely modeled the statue after their own image.

While many ponder the significance of the figure, others are curious about why it has remained a secret for so long. The artifact has been common knowledge among NASA insiders for years, said Dr. Charles. But space agency higher-ups have kept the information highly classified, fearing world-wide panic. It was smuggled out to me by persons who must, for obvious reasons, remain anonymous.

NASA officially denies Dr. Charles allegations. The statue was displayed to photographers and newsmen but is now being held for further study at an undisclosed location.
Astronauts of Antiquity Zecharia Sitchin has already shown in The Twelfth Planet that the statues of gods and goddesses from Sumer present special helmets with protuberances on both sides (the Middle Agess illiteracy turned them intodevil horns), which perfectly look like the pilots headphones; the statues were provided with the SHU.GAR.RA a term that literally meansthat which makes you go far into the Universe.

Another image discovered in North Israel, dating back to the ninth millennium B.C., represents the sculpted head of a god with a helmet and safety glasses. Also a picture of the goddess Ishtar from her temple in Sumer
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So we've only been around 30,000 years? Righto.
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Don't blink.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1317354


That was the scariest episode of Doctor Who. That and the gasmask children.
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When the APollo astronauts landed on the moon...

They foudn the remains of ancient civilization

I heard this on Coast to Coast one night

And when they discovered it, NASA quickly switched the television feeds to a backup Hollywood set

I think you know what happened next...
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Don't blink.
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That was the scariest episode of Doctor Who. That and the gasmask children.
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LOL I was hoping someone would get that.

Yes it was. One of the best too.
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since they never landed on the moon, NASA is just showing a hollywood prop.
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Don't blink.
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Blink or you're dead.... Or least sent back several decades.
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old old old hoax.
Revelation 1:7 "Behold, He comes with clouds; and every eye shall see Him, and they also which pierced Him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of Him. Even so, Amen."

Zechariah 12:10 "And I will pour on the house of David, and on the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look on Me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for Him, as one mourns for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for Him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn."
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IF you can't see the obvious signs of BULLstir in this, then I don't know what else to do or say.

NASA denies it is true, and so do I.

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where was it proved that this was a hoax?

Or

stfu
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1321506


old old old hoax.
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The only thing that isn't a hoax is Yahweh and the chosen ones, all the rest is a hoax, got it?

Now go back to whatever you were doing.
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where was it proved that this was a hoax?

Or

stfu
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1321506


Where was it proven this is real? Z Z ZINGGGGG
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Hey OP, you're one day too early with your post.
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*Sigh*

I... can't even... THINK... on how to begin to comment on this thread.

Seriously.

It's just.. wow, yeah. I think its time to go to sleep.
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Anunnaki artifacts?
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Re: Ancient Statue of an Angel Found on the Moon !
And another creduloid bites the dust.

where was it proved that this was a hoax?

Or

stfu
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1321506

Don't be stupid.

An incredibly claim like that requires a bit more evidence then 'somebody on YouTube says so'.

Anyhoo, if you had bothered to do the tiniest bit of fact checking you would have discovered in 12 seconds flat that this story originated from a site named WEEKLY WORLD NEWS.
It's rather truthful motto is: The world's only reliable news.
It manages to be so reliable by reliably never ever telling a true story.

Just like GLP it is For Entertainment Purposes Only.
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